(J-dog on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)
Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!! And DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!! Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God... Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!! The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance... Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France... But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!
Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!! And the Libs round here are meek like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!! Freep the churches...give RATS Hell!! Freedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!! Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!
The 4um gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!! We'll meet next to the White House exit line to sing against DeeCee's blight!! Folks, there's CORRUPTION up in the Beltway... Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!! Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our Righteous Fight!! We'll freep with pride 'til Clinton's debts are paid... Contract's made...We Shall RE-IMPEACH!! Libs trash our wars, trash our good name...suckers fer Big Guvernment dreams!! The EVIL LeftWing shunted...implodes 'cuzza rock'n'roll bands!! That face off against each other out in the street...Join OUR Righteous Stand!!
(Guitar jammin' by the Big Man)
In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage. My friends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!! Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country... Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks, but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!
(SlickWillie impersonator on saxaphone)
In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts freep... Bold ensigns fightin' fer what's Right...rememberin'... RATS Power is lost...fool Lib'rals, they rot...refusin' to WIN...they surrender!! In the jukejoints uptown, the RATS' vile dream is fer Power!! BigShots reckon Power's their God-given Right!! RINOs watchin while Independents're stole away... It's fer the World Right fights this noble fight!! Inside, the RightWing fight 'til Big Guv'ment's toast... You see, we're flesh while Left's fantasy!! Folks, the poets 'round here, we shout, "FReedom fer ALL!!" 'Cuz Right stands up fer our Liberty!! So come and freep fer what's Right...we'll peak fer our moment... The Right'll make an honest stand!! Left's mortally-wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!! The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!
About the time MUD's daddy left to fight in VietNam... I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl... Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal... Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's ever seen!!
So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up... Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!! MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand... Limbaugh said McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz DemLefties're all Dolts!! McAwful acts frightnin' but he knows he's mighty slow... RAT PUNK's mighty slow and soon he found out... Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!
So then I went and taught Slick's PUNK how Slick Willie LIES!! Slick's the Stainmaker, but RATS never knew why... RAT Chairman did DIE, Terry didn't understand... 'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"
The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand... Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!! SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan... Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's BoyFriend!!"
(Mudboy on harp)
Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!! Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...Patriots, hunt the dawgs down!! Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall... Terry punched at Mudboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!
PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head... Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said. "PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..." Voters polled the Lib'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man... Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!! Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"
Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
"Join with US!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run")
Every day, we fight the Power of Elites...it's our patriotic American Dream!! We're Right, we'll fight FOOL fascists fer Glory...defeat Left's wacky schemes!! Mudboy RAGES, singin' 'gainst RATS' slime... Joe squeals, Left's dejected, Right's steppin' up boldly this time...OHHH!! Nation, RAT-Power sucks the soul from our Land... It's a death trap!! Guv'ment homicide krap!! We gotta VOTE OUT Lib'ral SCUM... 'Cuz RATS loathe US...Patriots, c'mon join with US!! Yes, World, Right's here...
Patriots, let me in...MUD wants to be yer friend... We shall achieve OUR dreams and visions!! Just wrap yer brains 'round LESS Big Guv'ment... Folks, make yer stand to SAVE R CHILDREN!! Together, we shall break DemRATZ... They'll run 'cuz they're PUNKS... Biden, Right's on the attack!! OHHH!! SYNtaurz ROCK, LIB'rals pout, Truth inspires!! Yes, Nation, Right ain't scair't, we're BOLDlee fightin'... Folks have gotta learn how FREEDOM feels... Yer gonna know Big Guv'ment's VILE!! People need to know Right's Truth is real!! MUDZ gonna show U...
(Righteous saxaphone lead...)
Beyond the White House, Devolve Power HOME Reject RATZ "Racist Card"!! Lib'rals, know we care, let's DEFEAT terror... Leftist ploys, Progress RATZ retard!! RATS're enthused by Marx, watch US VOTE and March... LIBS're BEfuddled 'cuz they're freaked Right resists... Right's gonna sing the Truth!! Dem Lib'rals LIE to you, Nation, no DeeCee ain't Right... Guv'ment's ever-growing MESS...hunh!!
(Mo' freak-jammin'...)
One...two...three...four... The RightWing's crammed with noble heroes on a last chance power drive... Got Dem Fascists out on the run, that's Right...Left's got no place left to hide!! Together, my friends, we'll defeat Left's MADness... Right loves you with all the gladness in our souls!! OHHH!! Someday, world, Right's GOOD shall win...we're gonna get to that place... Where we really want to go and we'll Stop Left's Treason... Let's go then, RATS fear US...Nation, you must join with US!! Country, RATS loathe US...Nation, you should join with US!! C'mon, Patriots!! RATS loathe US...Nation, you should join with MUD!! Woah-ohh-ohh...mmm-mm-mmm...uh-uh-uh-woah-ohh-ohh...woah-ohh-ohh- ohh-ohhh...
Mudboy Slim (18 February 2010...revised 29 June 2021)
#488. To: sultan88, 88, cherrybomb88, xxx88xxx (#478)
"OUR Promised Land!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promised Land")
(MUD on harmonica...)
In my East Richmond MudCave in the urban core, I earn ALL my money and reject Statist Power!! Driving cross the Chesterfield county line... I got the radio on and I'm just makin' rhymes!! Working all day fightin' Biden's barrage... Fightin' fer Right, erasin' Left's mirage... Pretty soon, Progressives, Right's gonna take charge!!
DemRATS in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands... When folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!! Lib'rals, call me MUDboy, but I'm a man... The Right believes this's OUR Promised Land!!
I've done my best to live the Right way... MUD gets up every morning and goes to work each day. Still, RATZ LIES R VILE and BigGuv'ment's GROWN... Sometimes, Dem Marxist FREAKS make me wanna explode!! Explode and DEVOLVE POWER, let's start... Sing the Truth and cut spending...do yer part!! Find somebody, teach'em, FREEDOM's in our hearts!!
DemRATZ in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands... ONCE folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!! Marxists, call me MUDboy, but I'm a man... AND Right believes it's OUR Promised Land!!
(MUD on saxaphone lead, then a little harmonica)
There's a dark cloud rising from Big Guv'ment WHOres... MUD sings his songs...cheerleading folks gatherin' to swarm!! Gather each November 2 VOTE...DEVOLVE Left's POWER!! Let's shrink down TheState...RAT-minions cower!! Vote away...Dem FREAKS that tear U.S. apart!! Vote away...RAT-dreams of enacting Marx!! Vote away...Left's LIES that leave folks hungry fer Truth... Let's hope yer smart, kids...
DemRATZ in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands... Once folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!! Statists, call me MUDboy, but I'm a man... YES!! Right believes it's OUR Promised Land!!
"Innocents Bathed in Left's WOE!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Pretty Maids All in a Row")
Hey there...how are ya? It's been a good while... Seems like Left's Power won't abate... My but RATS learn soo slooow... Left's "heroes" teach HATE 'cuz they're "WOKE"!! RATS' treason is vile... BigTech won't let U.S. know!! Why-y-y-y? Please tell U.S. why-y-y-y!!
Why must we tear down our links to our past? Left's LIES all exposed as non-facts!! (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
And all you Ivy League TOOLS with RAT-fortunes... Guvment corruption's exposed!! DeeCee ain't OUR friend... Fights with FEAR and ghoulish "spin"... DemRATS' VotingFraud shall be exposed!! God knows dead people can't vote!! Vote each November...Racists, be GONE!! Innocents bathed in Left's WOE...
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) etc. etc...
Regards...MUD
BTW...first song I've FReeped from scratch in years... WooHooo!!