"RATS' Stain!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing must git ourselves prepared... 'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory... Good folks, you must become aware!!
Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!! But Justice is the cost of our Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(A little guitar pickin')
DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor... FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!! Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!! We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory... Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing, it's time to show we care!! We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
"The Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below" (To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")
Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night... The sky above...and the mud below... They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemonRATS by sight... Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below... They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card... "You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged! Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down... Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...
Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!! The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below... Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz Dem boyz were queer... Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!! Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all... Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall... Bill Clinton and McAuliffe... TRAITORS from the White House!!"
Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!! They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!! They prance amongst their Medyuh Bores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack... Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!! At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound... Two dozen children's deathly howls... One FACT...the Left's avoided!!
Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...who's known Slick's a DISGRACE!! Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!! MUD owned that Bar and a memory...Medyuh Whore'd could not erase!! Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!! Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse... The Culture War Right SHALL reverse... MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE... One man you did not anger!!!
Lord's high above...got MUD below... Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH the 'HO!! Two Lib'rals who did not know... How much Slim loves this Nation!!
Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"... "You'll fry," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!" T-Mac said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps... We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!! Slim, $18 Million I did snake... From Global Crossings' clueless skanks!! Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked... Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"
Well, these DemonRATS they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz... Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below. That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word... The sky above...and the mud below... "You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches... Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches... RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!! Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"
Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns... Slick's spies were called....they attacked Dubyuh!! Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen... Lord's high above...we got MUD below!! Slick called his Leftist Minions near... MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! )=^D Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear... You're all done Presidin'!!!"
Well, T-Mac's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!! You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!! MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!! Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!! The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care... Covet not thy Neighbor's Share... That's why we fought the Revolution!!"
Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall... "Clinton DETHRONED...Lib'rals DESTROYED at Polls!!" Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse... Blue skies above...sure do miss him so. Folks, Dem twisted Lib'rals must be whacked... Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked... Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract... Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!
Blue skies above...clear streams below... The Lib'rals' reign...is dam'near o'er!! The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!! We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!
#463. To: MoJo2001, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, Doctor Raoul, Angelwood, Taxman (#371)
"Prosecution...NOW!!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*) *(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited")
Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment... We're kickin' Slick while he's down!! The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots... The FReepers are in town!!!! We listen to the Maja Rushi... He's got us in a trance... One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals... The other's behind his back!! And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends... They lurk, therefore, they know... That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right... As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!
Yes, bin Clinton, he is so sleazy... "It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...)8^D Slick underestimates Right's moxie... MUD's gonna drive Slick WILD!!! Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry... The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!! So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...By Halloween!!" Patriots pleaded with the Left... "Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?! Is Slick's Legacy really worth... Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"
And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding... Left's stars...have they really no pride?! They support the Vile Rapist... So US "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!! All except fer FoxNewsChannel... TeeVee Networks should be ashamed... Fer ignorin' TYRANNY... Historians shall lay blame!! And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!! We're singin', "Slick is just MUD'z 'HO!!" Slick's gonna FEEL the vengeance of the Right... Willard's Prison-Bound!!
Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED... Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been played... On her twenty-second birthday... Her young future's already stained. To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic... Her mind can't shake Left's bent... Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends... But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!! 'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Media...YES, THEY KNOW!!! Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno, "Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"
Clinton tells lies like the Taliban... Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!! Fascist goals taint Left's PowerWhores... And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks. Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful... Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat... 'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe... MUD's Dethronin' the EX-Pres-i-dent!!! You folks may think we can't git Slick... But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!! Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!! Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!
Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!! Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!! This is no time fer patience... Mudboy's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!" Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser... Left MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo... Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood... Militiamen are kewl!! We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]... Come and join us, folks... If you folks care about yer Country... DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!
In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims... Democrats're a Party Fer Elites... Left's Pantheon of Heroes... Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!! Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses... In hopes State Power will endure... Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants... To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!! Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls... "Come join us, gals, we got Roe... That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment... Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"
*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)
Way past midnight, INS Agents... Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew... Raged down upon young Elian's home... Guns aimed at the camera crew!! Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro... Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!! Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders... With Castro pullin' strings!! If Liberty's such a hassle... Tell them Socialists to go... 'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots... Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!! The Culture War is "ON!!" Ol' Mudboy is singin', "Is you Right or is you Wrong?!" And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien... Forewarned against Tyrannic Power... While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right... She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!] Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!... Victory goes to the BOLD!! Folks, this Country must rethink how much... We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!
(Sweet Mudboy harpin')
Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday... In response to the one Slick wrote... Clinton asked MUD, "How much to stop this?!" MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!! Them FReepers that I've mentioned... Slick, I know them, they don't play!! Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation... And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!! Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good... Just save yer excuses, bro... Help MUD FReep the EX-President... Fer Condamnation...NOW!!!!