"The Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below" (To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")
Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night... The sky above...and the mud below... They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemonRATS by sight... Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below... They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card... "You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged! Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down... Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...
Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!! The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below... Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz Dem boyz were queer... Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!! Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all... Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall... Bill Clinton and McAuliffe... TRAITORS from the White House!!"
Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!! They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!! They prance amongst their Medyuh Bores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack... Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!! At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound... Two dozen children's deathly howls... One FACT...the Left's avoided!!
Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...who's known Slick's a DISGRACE!! Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!! MUD owned that Bar and a memory...Medyuh Whore'd could not erase!! Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!! Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse... The Culture War Right SHALL reverse... MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE... One man you did not anger!!!
Lord's high above...got MUD below... Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH the 'HO!! Two Lib'rals who did not know... How much Slim loves this Nation!!
Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"... "You'll fry," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!" T-Mac said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps... We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!! Slim, $18 Million I did snake... From Global Crossings' clueless skanks!! Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked... Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"
Well, these DemonRATS they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz... Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below. That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word... The sky above...and the mud below... "You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches... Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches... RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!! Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"
Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns... Slick's spies were called....they attacked Dubyuh!! Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen... Lord's high above...we got MUD below!! Slick called his Leftist Minions near... MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! )=^D Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear... You're all done Presidin'!!!"
Well, T-Mac's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!! You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!! MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!! Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!! The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care... Covet not thy Neighbor's Share... That's why we fought the Revolution!!"
Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall... "Clinton DETHRONED...Lib'rals DESTROYED at Polls!!" Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse... Blue skies above...sure do miss him so. Folks, Dem twisted Lib'rals must be whacked... Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked... Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract... Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!
Blue skies above...clear streams below... The Lib'rals' reign...is dam'near o'er!! The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!! We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!
MUD (9/25/00)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#373. To: e_type_jag, mininggold, Dakmar, TLBSHOW, A K A Stone, continental op, The Leadpenny, Ferret Mike, Jhoffa_ (#371)
"Patriot Mudboy's RightWing Tune!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Gabriel's Mother's Highway Ballad #16!!")
Folks, heed my warning, Guv'ment Debt HURTS this Land... Come on, children, come on... Algore was bawlin', "Yer killin' my Plan!!" Come on, children, come on...
Mudboy knows...Truth must be told!! Come on, Limbaugh, come on... Dem RAT-FREAKS keep spendin'...Right must be BOLD!! Come on, Glenn Beck, come on...
Come on, Patriots, let's be BOLD!! Freedom's gonna make US well!! WeThePeople, RAT-Elites MUST GO!! Vote Dem Statists straight to HELL!!
(BigMan pickin' it purty...)
Well, my kids grow'd up...folks, it don't take long... Come on, Jessie, come on... Family life is swell...let dad sing his songs!! Come on, Jakey, play drums...
Come on, RightWing, welcome home!! Briefers gonna treat you swell!! WeThePeople, righteous Right must VOTE!! Waco's where KIDZ blood was spil't!!
Come on, Patriots, help MUD sing... WHUP Dem Lib'rals, it's FUN!! All Americans gotta fancy FREE!! Come on, Clinton, yer done!!
ALL TeaParties oughtta sing 'gainst Power!! Come on, FReepers, come on... Left's got nobody 'round, MUD done whupped RATS' butts!! Come on, Briefers, come on...
One of these days, 'fore Lincoln's Stair... Come on, Martin, come on... Syntaurs gonna sing...watch DemRATS dispair!! Abe be likin' MUD's songs!!
Heed the FoundingFathers...Power's best dispursed!! Run on, Marxists, run on... Can't make a Heaven while on this Earth!! Run on, Statists, run on...
Come on, pod'nahs, let's be BOLD!! Freedom's gonna make US well!! WeThePeople, Socialism's OLDE!! Tell RINOs to go to HELL!!
Mudboy's gonna treat you well!! RATS know Kenyan Barry's leading US to HELL!! Freedom's gonna make US well!! Mmmm..MUD's gonna ring that bell!!
Mudboy Slim (3 March 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"November Slaughter!!" (To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")
We all roadtripped to DeeCee...on the great Potomac shoreline... MUD makes records 'bout BigGuv'ment, Briefers don't have much time!! Rush Limbaugh and his Grandpa were sharin' their wise ol' sounds... But RAT- Morons used Ol' Barry...burned DeeCee to the ground!!
November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! November Slaughter!! Yeah- yeaaah...
We'll burn down RATS' NancyHouse...RATS LIE in their Quest fer Power!! FunkyDan was gunnin' his Red 'Vette...schoolin' kids, "Freedom NOW!!" Marxists dream of Power...Dem Leftists R A damned disgrace!! RATS scheme fer Power...but they R TOOLS OF HATE!!
November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! November Slaughter!! Yo...Burn it down!!
(Major League FreeeakJam)
We ended up on Abe Lincoln's stairs...it was Glenn Beck, Rush, and MUD!! But with Obamabot DRONES, RAT-Media's BLIND!! Wake UP!!...MUD-music's HERE!! We're the righteous Right...damn the punk-assed Left!! Let's make Left's RACISTS fret!! No matter what RATS git outta this, Lord knows, MUD'll never forget!!
November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! November Slaughter!!
Burn...Burn it down, burn it down!!
Mudboy Slim (4 July 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
LOL...very comparable to your typical Black Friday madness. What is with this run on toilet paper, though? Not like the Wuhan Flu is like dysentery or causes diarrhea...MUD
I'm with you...I think the $1K checks are a wasteful boondoggle, more likely to dangerously devalue the dollar than significantly spur the economy...MUD
Btw...who the heck is going to buy all that additional U.S. debt needed to pay for those checks? The ChiComs? Doubt it...fact is, this is more unsecured debt (aka funny money). What is the definition of hyper-inflation? Not predicting it, but the inflationary pressures are there...MUD
SOME of this stuff is not only justified,it is necessary to prevent complete chaos.
The problem is with the career polls who see this as an excellent chance to use federal money to push their agenda by using part of the money to buy votes.
Sadly,there does not seem to be enough ethical Republicans to shut that shit down.
In the entire history of the world,the only nations that had to build walls to keep their own citizens from leaving were those with leftist governments.
For every action, Pete, there is a reaction. Nobody was gonna stand too strong on fiscal conservatism considering the way the RATmedia has whipped the electorate into this unnecessary frenzy. Still, it'll take folks more than a few weeks or months to spend that $2 Trillion. Oughtta give ambitious Trumpsters time to dig into the details of that monstrous boondoggle and I predict the National Debt and annual Federal Deficit shall be a far bigger issues than they have been so far in the Trump presidency.
As it stands now, it is impossible to argue against what Schiff says, but this is the sort of time where a TeaParty-like reaction is necessary to counteract this allegedly temporary expansion of the Federal leviathan. We have a focus now, but all aspects of Federal spending need to be subject to the chopping block...MUD
Now that America has unleashed a 6 Trillion dollar social welfare program to combat corona-virus and associated issues, how many so-called conservatives are waiting for their $1200 bucks?
Still, it'll take folks more than a few weeks or months to spend that $2 Trillion. Oughtta give ambitious Trumpsters time to dig into the details of that monstrous boondoggle ......
MY best guess is once the bill is passed and the money borrowed and in the bank,Trump is going to start diverting it to building the wall,hiring more border patrol agents,and MAYBE paying off some existing debts early.
The Dims can use political leverage to get him to sign a bill like that just before a Presidential election,but they can NOT tell him what to do with the money once he is re-elected and has access to it.
After all,it's not like he owes them any favors and he is STILL conscious of how the history books are going to write about him and his presidency.
Don't forget,NOTHING is more important to Trump than his ego and his place in history. NOTHING!
In the entire history of the world,the only nations that had to build walls to keep their own citizens from leaving were those with leftist governments.
"...nothing is more important to Trump than his ego and his place in history."
I hadn't thought of this before, but it does have the ring of truth. And while someone so focused on their own ego can be self-defeating, the fact that Trump realizes history will ultimately judge him and his Administration is a very good thing, imho...MUD
the fact that Trump realizes history will ultimately judge him and his Administration is a very good thing, imho...MUD
I consider that and his experience with wheeling and dealing to be THE prime things of importance.
In FACT,it was those two things that convinced me to vote for him the night before the elections. He couldn't be bought because he already had money,and there was nothing in the world more important to him than his ego. Not even his wealth.
It's all about the history books and his legacy.
In the entire history of the world,the only nations that had to build walls to keep their own citizens from leaving were those with leftist governments.
One other attribute that has served Trump well is his exceedingly THICK skin. Is it the NooYawker in him? I don't know, but the RATmedia has been soo savage and soo biased for soo long...and the frickin orangehaired Energizer bunny just keeps on beating that damned drum.
What do YOU do when you chance upon three federal bureaucRATS buried neck deep in the swampy mud? Bring more...MUD
BTW...to all y'all RATS out there, that AIN'T a threat...that there's a joke, as is MTP Host, Chuck Todd, a certifiable IMBECILE. I hope one day to interview his KANDY ASS!!
Quite sincerely...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"