"RATS' Stain!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing must git ourselves prepared... 'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory... Good folks, you must become aware!!
Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!! But Justice is the cost of our Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(A little guitar pickin')
DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor... FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!! Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!! We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory... Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing, it's time to show we care!! We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
"Power: Bring It!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Powderfinger")
Look out, Lib'rals, we're the RightWing...bound to keep on winnin'!! With ol' JimRob FReepin' fer the flag...an interestin' tale. I think yer nominee, John...Kerry's a guaranteed loser who's destined to fail!! It's time fer Slick Willie to pay...Clinton'll git his JusticeDay!! Days are numbered...Clinton LIED, yes he's SCUM!! Lib'rals, we'll denigrate!!
Willie's gone, the HildaBeast's waitin' fer her chance, now!! Big John's been sinkin'...Lib'rals want that Howie-dude!! So the powers that be sent me here to do the FReepin'... And I'm not quite forty-two...I'm done ponderin' what to do... We'll Liberate Iraq...and Destroy Dem Lib'ral FOOLS!!
Limbaugh's fightin' fer our land...FReedom's endurin'!! Rush told me, "Slick is SCUM, son, LeftWing is good fer nothin'!!" But when that gunshot hit Ron Brown, we saw it comin'... Lib'rals LIE until they die...Clinton's crimes the Medyuh hides!! Then we FReeped Black...and the Truth made the headlines!!
Liberty's not 'bout Power, it's much bigger!! Slick Willie shall be caught...Bill pulled the trigger!! Tyranny endures when good men dither... We must CONVICT Slick's scum...Ashcroft's left much undone!! RE-IMPEACH RAT's Number One, send Slick to prison!!
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"Just & Bold!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")
I wanna live...don't like Dem Libs... We've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde!! FReedom's regressin'...Guv'ment's a sin!! Truth keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's BOLD!! I ain't gettin' old. Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Dem RINOs shall fold.
(MUD on harp...)
It must be understood...DemRATS're No Good!! Left loves Big Guv'ment...'cuz their dreams ain't bold!! Right, draw a hard line...we must show strong spines... To keep insisting that the Truth be told!! Yes, Right's gettin' BOLD!! Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth be told!! RATS are gettin' old!!
(MUD playin' his harp fer a spell...)
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth is told!! Yes, keep on fightin' fer Justice that's BOLD!! It keeps US FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Ahhh...ummm....