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Published: Apr 9, 2008
Author: MUD
Post Date: 2008-04-09 13:54:35 by Mudboy Slim
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Comments: 686
Heh heh heh...MUD
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#222. To: All (#0)
Views: 85245...MUD
85569 views today Cheers goldilucky
Reckon so...MUD
"RATS' Stain!!" We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... (A little guitar pickin') DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... Mudboy Slim (12/03/2004)
"One Sleazy Rider" Bill was takin' a trip back to A-R-K, Well, Slick stuffed his hair up under his hat, He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar, Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight, Sultan's still bent over holdin' onto his knee, Well, since that day, o'er twenty years had past, LOL and FReegards...MUD 96 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:29:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim
#362. To: Landru (#360)
Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright... Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!! We've heard Left's anguish... And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace... Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! "God is watching U.S.!!" FReegards, my Jewel...MUD BTW...Yeah, 'Dru..."Jewel!!" 52 posted on 11/16/2001 4:15 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
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#246. To: Mudboy Slim (#222)
#252. To: goldilucky (#246)
#253. To: LiberteeBell, MeekOneGOP, stand watie, cherry_bomb88, FBD, Taxman, staytrue, tgslTakoma, 88 (#252)
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
RightWing must git ourselves prepared...
'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory...
Good folks, you must become aware!!
Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!!
But Justice is the cost of our Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor...
FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!!
Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!!
We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory...
Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
RightWing, it's time to show we care!!
We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
#360. To: Cyber-Band, dead, Angelique, sultan88, stand watie, dirtboy, AuntB (#253)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Uneasy Rider")
Toolin' along in his Cabriolet,
Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio.
Just as he crossed that ol' Virginny line,
He heard that highway start to whine,
And he knew that Left rear tire was about to go!
Well, the spare was flat and he got uptight,
Becuz there wasn't a fillin' station in sight,
So he just limped on down the shoulder on the rim.
He went as far as he could and when he stopped the car...
It was right in front of my little bar,
Kind of a pool-hall-lookin' joint called "The Libertarian".
And arrogantly announced that he had a flat,
And would I accept some weed in exchange for a new one?
Well, there was one thing I was sure glad to see,
Wasn't a soul in the place 'cept fer him and me,
And he looked so disgustin', I just pointed towards the telephone.
He called up dead's station down the road aways,
And dead said he wasn't very busy today,
And he could be there in about ten minutes or so.
Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemonRAT!!"
And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that
I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.
When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car...
With the peace sign, pink wheels, and astroturf floor?"
Well, we looked at Bill and Slick damned near cried,
And decided that he'd just wait outside,
So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.
Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin,
These five REAL MEN come strollin' in,
With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Sultan!!
And he was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.
Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright,
'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee!
But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick,
And he knew he better think of something pretty quick,
So he just reached out and kicked Ol' Sultan right in the knee!!
Sultan let out a yell that'd curl your hair,
But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair...
And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man!
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy,
He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly,
And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"
But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me,
And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went!
I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far...
As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars,
And he voted for George McGovern for President!!
Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-Wing nags,
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag,
Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage!
He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys,
He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise,
'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!"
They all started lookin' real suspicious at Billy,
And he jumped up and said, "Now wait a minute, Sillies,
You know he's lyin', I been Conservative all of my life!
SO WHAT if I left my Country in a lurch?
I belong to the Little Rock Baptist Church,
Oh sure, I sleep with a lotta broads, but so'd you once you met my wife!"
Then Bill started whinin' 'bout the way he was stressed,
But I didn't wait for him to explain the rest,
I held off dirtboy while bouncin' Billy outta there on his butt!
And when he hit the ground he didn't relax...
'Cuz they was just takin' his car down off the jacks...
So he threw ol' dead a dime bag and fired that muthah up!!
Ol' Oprah Winfrey woulda sure got HOT...
At the way Bill was fussin' as he left my lot,
With AuntB hollerin' and chasin' him in a trot!
Now, lookin' back I shoulda let 'em have their fun,
Reckon that's I'm "The Compassionate One",
But I did join all them FReepers fer many a Tequila shot!!
When I realized ol' Bill's still smokin' that grass.
He was doin' the Sting as few men can...Hell! He even cut his hair!
Folks, he's had ya'll slavin' while he's spendin' and taxin',
As if Bill was our King and all loot's his for the cashin'...
Then Bill figured he oughtta split before the LAW got there.
'Cuz in his campaigns, he was caught dirty-dealin',
Influence sellin' and bimbos a'squeelin'...
But Right didn't INDICT 'til Slick was RE-IMPEACHED by Congress!
Folks, I think we're gonna rewrite Bill's script,
Instead of goin' workin' for that DreamWorks/Lippo Clique,
Let's sentence Bill to Leavenworth, post-President!!
Replies to Comment # 360.
(To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!!
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!
I've heard Left's "hearts" whine out!!
Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We Aren't Worn Out!!
Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!!
No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Left's Programs Enslave and Numb!!
Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear...
Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...
Songs of FReedom!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith...
To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!
No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!
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