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Title: "More MUD!!"
Source: MUD
URL Source: http://www.cagle.com/working/080403/olle.jpg
Published: Apr 9, 2008
Author: MUD
Post Date: 2008-04-09 13:54:35 by Mudboy Slim
Keywords: None
Views: 191967
Comments: 686

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#336. To: Hondo68 (#335)

Amash the Muslim lover won't be a congressman next year. Because of his treason. He has that traitor mentality that you have.

A K A Stone  posted on  2020-02-21   22:13:56 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#337. To: Hondo68, A K A Stone (#335)

I read the Wikipedia entry for Amash and he comes accross as a principled libertarian and a strong supporter of Ron and Rand Paul. That said, his NeverTrumpism has blinding him to the fact that the Trump Administration is accomplishing almost everything Amash claims to support. Yet another victim of Trump Derangement Syndrome...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-22   6:40:27 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#338. To: Mudboy Slim, Back to the USSR, feel the Bern (#337)

Battle of the NYC commie honeymooners.

Back to the USSR



Ron Paul - Lake Jackson Texas Values

Hondo68  posted on  2020-02-22   8:27:39 ET  (1 image) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#339. To: Hondo68 (#338)

In all sincerety, other than maybe foreign policy, what has Trump done that is the least bit socialist/communist?

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-22   14:13:41 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#340. To: Mudboy Slim, Gold and Silver are real money (#339) (Edited)

Trumpkin Socialist

Tariff taxes, and sanctions taxes, and then socialist wealth spread subsidies to farmers & others harmed by Donnell's globalist socialism taxes.

You're got to pay those taxes for Donnell's socialist policies. The good news is that the FRN's that you're paying with, are worth less because of Trump's pushing the FED to lower rates and inflate the dollar.

Yo cash ain't nothing but trash, so you ain't giving up much. Thank socialist Trump.



Ron Paul - Lake Jackson Texas Values

Hondo68  posted on  2020-02-22   14:41:24 ET  (1 image) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#341. To: A K A Stone, Pookies Toons (#336)

Heh heh heh...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-22   15:35:36 ET  (4 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#342. To: goldilucky (#253)

"Black XXII"

"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!

Mudboy Slim (11/4/2003)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-22   15:45:11 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#343. To: All (#342)

Gonna be a ROUT** in November...MUD

BTW...**you heard it here first.

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-22   15:51:37 ET  (4 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#344. To: Cyber-Band (#342)

"RAT-Whore'd's SCUM!!" (working title)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Lost in the Flood")

OUR AmericanSoldiers shall be comin' home as heroes in big parades...
They'll walk thru towns, heads held high...
"He Helped Liberate Iraq!!" they'll hear the RighteousFolks say.
This countryside's burnin' with Lib'ral Airheads chantin' "RATS 4 Infanticide!!"
Slick's Left is SCUM, they're gutless fairies...behind Medyuh's LIES they hide!!
RATS're breakin' dreams and promises with Vile Tyrants givin' 'em directions!!
PUNKS run wild through Federalized slums, IGN'RANT... pleadin' fer more RAT Deception!!
The DemonRATS love DEATH and Tyranny...their hands're all caked in blood!!
Kristinn says "FReep!!" with the folks from DeeCee, the A.N.S.W.E.R. is "MORE MUD!!"
Then MUD said "Hey, Angelwood, Git Justice...Git Justice Fer RATS' SCUM!!
Has Left lost their senses cheerin' boors?! Or do they just like slingin' mud?!"

Dem fool American Lib'rals, dull-eyed and empty-faced...
Protestin' weekends in DeeCee...it's OUR Country the LeftWing HATES!!
RATS fight against what ain't "hip"...on the side he's got "Bound For Glory" in red, white and blue face paint.
He leans on the hood telling racing stories...the Libs think Slick Willie's a Saint!!
Well the blaze and noise boy, he's gunnin' that bitch loaded to blastin' point...
He rides head first into a hurricane and disappears into a point...
And there's nothin' left but some blood where the body fell
That is, nothin' left that you could sell
just junk all across the horizon, a real highwayman's farewell
And he said "Hey kid, you think that's oil? Man, that ain't oil that's blood"
I wonder what he was thinking when he hit that storm
Or was he just lost in the flood?
Eighth Avenue sailors in satin shirts whisper in the air
Some storefront incarnation of Maria, she's puttin' on me the stare
and Bronx's best apostle stands with his hand on his own hardware
Everything stops, you hear five, quick shots, the cops come up for air
And now the whiz-bang gang from uptown, they're shootin' up the street
And that cat from the Bronx starts lettin' loose
but he gets blown right off his feet
And some kid comes blastin' round the corner but a cop puts him right away
He lays on the street holding his leg screaming something in Spanish
Still breathing when I walked away
And somebody said "Hey man did you see that? His body hit the street with such a beautiful thud"
I wonder what the dude was sayin' or was he just lost in the flood?
Hey man, did you see that, those poor cats are sure messed up
I wonder what they were gettin' into, or were they just lost in the flood?

Mid...MUD

665 posted on 12/18/2003 9:27:50 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-22   16:04:21 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#345. To: All (#343)

Trump 2020 ROX...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-22   16:12:48 ET  (6 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#346. To: Revised Moody Blues, Cyber-Band, Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, Taxman, Angelwood, dead, backhoe (#342)

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...We're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral Haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight fer yer young...
Bold-hearted George, please Rage 'gainst Blight!!
Devolve Big Guv'ment 'cuz it's Right...
Left is Dead...Honor Breeds Might!!
Next, we'll decide when to fight...
Or Become RINO Colluders?!!

Mudboy Slim

609 posted on 12/16/2003

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-22   16:19:04 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#347. To: Biff Tannen (#34)

"I'm not a voter..."

Have you maintained your electoral irrelevancy all these years, Biff? Or did you finally get a clue?

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-23   5:52:34 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#348. To: Cyber-Band (#70)

Cover artwork upcoming...

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-23   13:42:28 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#349. To: Hondo68 (#340)

With all due respect, Hondo, you appear to be blaming Trump's 3+ years in office for more than a century of dilatory monetary and tax policy. And those first 2 years were served with a gutless GOP majority and the next 14 months with a 100% antagonistic House. And those tariffs are a negotiating tactic that shall be removed once better trade terms are negotiated.

Regards...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-24   8:28:36 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#350. To: All (#349)

Three fitty...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-24   8:29:32 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#351. To: Pookies Toons (#350)

To paraphrase Mr. T as Clubber Lang, "My prediction for Avenatti... PAIN!!"

This is just gonna be TOO easy...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-24   16:12:12 ET  (4 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#352. To: conservativemusician, BigMan, Disco Dave, Stump, Cyber-Band (#253)

"Black XXIV"

"Kerry's Party!!" .. (soon 2 B "Bernie's Party!!"...lol)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD (2/23/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-24   16:23:19 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#353. To: All (#351)

Heh heh heh...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-24   16:30:57 ET  (5 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#354. To: All Trumpsters, Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, Ligeia, Cyber-Band, Taxman, tet68, A Navy Vet, JustPiper (#353)

"This Blessed Ground!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")

I was six years old, American flag in my hand...
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"

Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules!
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie scum...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!

Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse...
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.

So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny!
Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny!
I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"

Mudboy Slim

Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice) 05/28/1999

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-24   16:39:23 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#355. To: BufordP, Angelwood, kristinn, tgsltakoma, ironman, Race Bannon, NoDemocratsin2020 (#354)

LOL...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-24   16:46:18 ET  (4 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#356. To: All (#352)

"MUD!!"
(To be sung to U2's "One")

Is Life getting better?
Or do RATS still lay blame?
Barry make it easier on you now?
RATS need someone to blame!!
MUD says...

Left's SCUM...let's fight!!
When we're all free...we'll be all Right!!
One world...we've got to share it...
Freedom, patriots, we must bear it!!

Lib'rals disappoint you?
Left leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never worked hard...
So you want me to go without!!
RATS, it's...

Too late...we're Right!!
Rush'll drag RATS' past out into the light!!
Left's scum, folks, they're awful lame...
Truth gets to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!
Muuud...

(BigMan on guitar...)

Have you come here fer fergiveness?
Have RATS learned they're IDIOTS?!!
Lord Obama's playin' Jesus...
Yer just minions 2 that T'WIT!!

Does MUD ask too much?
More than you got?
RATS owe US something...
Barry's smokin' pot!!
TRUTH's fun...RATS're awful lame!!
I'm free...
Yer MUD's brothers...
We can do it, my friends...
MUD says...

TRUTH is our template...
TRUTH's a higher law!!
Left is the Devil...
God's the higher law!!

RATS tax US fer spendin'...
But then Left makes US crawl...
Nation can't keep holding on...
Big Guv'ment ROTS!!
Big Guv'ment ROTS our hearts!!

One song...Left's WRONG!!
We're Right...we gotta win 'cuz we're Good!!
Let's fight...'gainst Big Guv'ment!!
Sisters...Brothers...
We're Right...RATS're awful lame!!
We've got to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!

Muuud...

Muuud...

Mudboy Slim (28 December 2009)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-24   16:58:12 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#357. To: All demRATS R screwed!! (#351)

For the RATS in November, there are NO GOOD OPTIONS...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-24   17:16:11 ET  (4 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#358. To: Hondo68 (#338)

"Battle of the NYC commie honeymooners..."

Excellent point...if you wanted to supplant a rich white arrogant NooYawker in a national election, I would want to contrast with him demographically. MiniMike would come off as a weak replacement for the original...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-25   6:34:07 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#359. To: All (#357)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2020-02-25   17:26:01 ET  (4 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#360. To: Cyber-Band, dead, Angelique, sultan88, stand watie, dirtboy, AuntB (#253)

"Black XXV"

"One Sleazy Rider"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Uneasy Rider")

Bill was takin' a trip back to A-R-K,
Toolin' along in his Cabriolet,
Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio.
Just as he crossed that ol' Virginny line,
He heard that highway start to whine,
And he knew that Left rear tire was about to go!
Well, the spare was flat and he got uptight,
Becuz there wasn't a fillin' station in sight,
So he just limped on down the shoulder on the rim.
He went as far as he could and when he stopped the car...
It was right in front of my little bar,
Kind of a pool-hall-lookin' joint called "The Libertarian".

Well, Slick stuffed his hair up under his hat,
And arrogantly announced that he had a flat,
And would I accept some weed in exchange for a new one?
Well, there was one thing I was sure glad to see,
Wasn't a soul in the place 'cept fer him and me,
And he looked so disgustin', I just pointed towards the telephone.
He called up dead's station down the road aways,
And dead said he wasn't very busy today,
And he could be there in about ten minutes or so.
Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemonRAT!!"
And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that
I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.

He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar,
When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car...
With the peace sign, pink wheels, and astroturf floor?"
Well, we looked at Bill and Slick damned near cried,
And decided that he'd just wait outside,
So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.
Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin,
These five REAL MEN come strollin' in,
With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Sultan!!
And he was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.

Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight,
Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright,
'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee!
But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick,
And he knew he better think of something pretty quick,
So he just reached out and kicked Ol' Sultan right in the knee!!
Sultan let out a yell that'd curl your hair,
But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair...
And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man!
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy,
He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly,
And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"

Sultan's still bent over holdin' onto his knee,
But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me,
And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went!
I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far...
As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars,
And he voted for George McGovern for President!!
Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-Wing nags,
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag,
Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage!
He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys,
He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise,
'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!"
They all started lookin' real suspicious at Billy,
And he jumped up and said, "Now wait a minute, Sillies,
You know he's lyin', I been Conservative all of my life!
SO WHAT if I left my Country in a lurch?
I belong to the Little Rock Baptist Church,
Oh sure, I sleep with a lotta broads, but so'd you once you met my wife!"
Then Bill started whinin' 'bout the way he was stressed,
But I didn't wait for him to explain the rest,
I held off dirtboy while bouncin' Billy outta there on his butt!
And when he hit the ground he didn't relax...
'Cuz they was just takin' his car down off the jacks...
So he threw ol' dead a dime bag and fired that muthah up!!
Ol' Oprah Winfrey woulda sure got HOT...
At the way Bill was fussin' as he left my lot,
With AuntB hollerin' and chasin' him in a trot!
Now, lookin' back I shoulda let 'em have their fun,
Reckon that's I'm "The Compassionate One",
But I did join all them FReepers fer many a Tequila shot!!

Well, since that day, o'er twenty years had past,
When I realized ol' Bill's still smokin' that grass.
He was doin' the Sting as few men can...Hell! He even cut his hair!
Folks, he's had ya'll slavin' while he's spendin' and taxin',
As if Bill was our King and all loot's his for the cashin'...
Then Bill figured he oughtta split before the LAW got there.
'Cuz in his campaigns, he was caught dirty-dealin',
Influence sellin' and bimbos a'squeelin'...
But Right didn't INDICT 'til Slick was RE-IMPEACHED by Congress!
Folks, I think we're gonna rewrite Bill's script,
Instead of goin' workin' for that DreamWorks/Lippo Clique,
Let's sentence Bill to Leavenworth, post-President!!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

96 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:29:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#361. To: All (#359)

Heh heh heh...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#362. To: Landru (#360)

"Right's 'Bout HONOR!!"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")

Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright...
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!

Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!!
No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!!
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!

We've heard Left's anguish...
I've heard Left's "hearts" whine out!!
Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We Aren't Worn Out!!
Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!!

And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom...
No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!

There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace...
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Left's Programs Enslave and Numb!!
Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear...
Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...
Songs of FReedom!!

Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith...
To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!

And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!

"God is watching U.S.!!"

FReegards, my Jewel...MUD

BTW...Yeah, 'Dru..."Jewel!!"

52 posted on 11/16/2001 4:15 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#363. To: All (#361) (Edited)

Hmmmm...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#364. To: iceskater, sultan88, jla, FBD, ForGod'sSake, Landru, MeekOneGOP (#253)

"Black XXVI"

"Power: Bring It!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Powderfinger")

Look out, Lib'rals, we're the RightWing...bound to keep on winnin'!!
With ol' JimRob FReepin' fer the flag...an interestin' tale.
I think yer nominee, John...Kerry's a guaranteed loser who's destined to fail!!
It's time fer Slick Willie to pay...Clinton'll git his JusticeDay!!
Days are numbered...Clinton LIED, yes he's SCUM!!
Lib'rals, we'll denigrate!!

Willie's gone, the HildaBeast's waitin' fer her chance, now!!
Big John's been sinkin'...Lib'rals want that Howie-dude!!
So the powers that be sent me here to do the FReepin'...
And I'm not quite forty-two...I'm done ponderin' what to do...
We'll Liberate Iraq...and Destroy Dem Lib'ral FOOLS!!

Limbaugh's fightin' fer our land...FReedom's endurin'!!
Rush told me, "Slick is SCUM, son, LeftWing is good fer nothin'!!"
But when that gunshot hit Ron Brown, we saw it comin'...
Lib'rals LIE until they die...Clinton's crimes the Medyuh hides!!
Then we FReeped Black...and the Truth made the headlines!!

Liberty's not 'bout Power, it's much bigger!!
Slick Willie shall be caught...Bill pulled the trigger!!
Tyranny endures when good men dither...
We must CONVICT Slick's scum...Ashcroft's left much undone!!
RE-IMPEACH RAT's Number One, send Slick to prison!!

Mudboy Slim (5/12/04)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#365. To: Pookies Toons (#363) (Edited)

Heh heh heh...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#366. To: Landru, sultan88, jla, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, stand watie, Taxman, cherry_bomb88, dead (#364)

"Just & Bold!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")

I wanna live...don't like Dem Libs...
We've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde!!
FReedom's regressin'...Guv'ment's a sin!!
Truth keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
I ain't gettin' old.
Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!!
Dem RINOs shall fold.

(MUD on harp...)

It must be understood...DemRATS're No Good!!
Left loves Big Guv'ment...'cuz their dreams ain't bold!!
Right, draw a hard line...we must show strong spines...
To keep insisting that the Truth be told!!
Yes, Right's gettin' BOLD!!
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth be told!!
RATS are gettin' old!!

(MUD playin' his harp fer a spell...)

Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth is told!!
Yes, keep on fightin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
It keeps US FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Ahhh...ummm....

Mudboy Slim (4/28/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#367. To: All (#365)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#368. To: e_type_jag, mininggold, TLBSHOW (#366)

"Rockin' Cave!!"
(To be sung to the Band's "Rockin' Chair")

Hang around, silly BO!!
Don't you raise RATS' wails anymore?!
That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!!
Cap'n's pushin' age seventy three...
Cave's the only MUD place singin' "Liberty!!"

Folks, Mudboy's home again...
Down in old Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATS say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!"
Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears...
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!

Vote NOW, Patriots!!
OUR HEARTS' gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!!
It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do.
Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'd...
RATS' TYRANNY shan't bury US no more!!

Folks, Mudboy's home again...
Down in ol' Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!!
Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD fer Mayor!! ;)

Hear our sounds, feel our joy...
MUD's beatin Limbaugh to the green!!
That's MUD's belief...
The TRUTH is, "Barry LIES!!"
Church Hill's MUD's dream to Right!!
Every day that remains, fight the GoodFight!!

Folks, Mudboy's home again...
Down in ol' Virginny...
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Gonna be nice just t'see good folks...
Listen, my friends...GanjahBarry SMOKES!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!

Right must hear Founders, "Save Liberty!!"
Still, you know where MUD wantsta be...
YO Barry, can't you dig MUD's sound?!
Down In Old Virginny...
Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!!
Power DEVOLVED to many...
And I'd love to see my very best friends...
We'll rock Dem Lib'rals silly!!
I believe MUD's Rockin' Cave's taught me...

Mudboy Slim (28 February 2010)...)8^D!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#369. To: All (#367)

LOL...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#370. To: El Rushbo (#369)

Dittos...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#371. To: Cyber-Band (#253)

"Black XXVII"

"The Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below"
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")

Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night...
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemonRATS by sight...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...

Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!!
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz Dem boyz were queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Bill Clinton and McAuliffe...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"

Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!!
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Medyuh Bores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!

Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...who's known Slick's a DISGRACE!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
MUD owned that Bar and a memory...Medyuh Whore'd could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!

Lord's high above...got MUD below...
Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH the 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!

Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"...
"You'll fry," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
T-Mac said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, $18 Million I did snake...
From Global Crossings' clueless skanks!!
Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"

Well, these DemonRATS they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"

Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns...
Slick's spies were called....they attacked Dubyuh!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! )=^D
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
You're all done Presidin'!!!"

Well, T-Mac's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!!
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"

Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall...
"Clinton DETHRONED...Lib'rals DESTROYED at Polls!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, Dem twisted Lib'rals must be whacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!

Blue skies above...clear streams below...
The Lib'rals' reign...is dam'near o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!

MUD (9/25/00)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#372. To: All (#370)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#373. To: e_type_jag, mininggold, Dakmar, TLBSHOW, A K A Stone, continental op, The Leadpenny, Ferret Mike, Jhoffa_ (#371)

"Patriot Mudboy's RightWing Tune!!"
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Gabriel's Mother's Highway Ballad #16!!")

Folks, heed my warning, Guv'ment Debt HURTS this Land...
Come on, children, come on...
Algore was bawlin', "Yer killin' my Plan!!"
Come on, children, come on...

Mudboy knows...Truth must be told!!
Come on, Limbaugh, come on...
Dem RAT-FREAKS keep spendin'...Right must be BOLD!!
Come on, Glenn Beck, come on...

Come on, Patriots, let's be BOLD!!
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
WeThePeople, RAT-Elites MUST GO!!
Vote Dem Statists straight to HELL!!

(BigMan pickin' it purty...)

Well, my kids grow'd up...folks, it don't take long...
Come on, Jessie, come on...
Family life is swell...let dad sing his songs!!
Come on, Jakey, play drums...

Come on, RightWing, welcome home!!
Briefers gonna treat you swell!!
WeThePeople, righteous Right must VOTE!!
Waco's where KIDZ blood was spil't!!

Come on, Patriots, help MUD sing...
WHUP Dem Lib'rals, it's FUN!!
All Americans gotta fancy FREE!!
Come on, Clinton, yer done!!

ALL TeaParties oughtta sing 'gainst Power!!
Come on, FReepers, come on...
Left's got nobody 'round, MUD done whupped RATS' butts!!
Come on, Briefers, come on...

One of these days, 'fore Lincoln's Stair...
Come on, Martin, come on...
Syntaurs gonna sing...watch DemRATS dispair!!
Abe be likin' MUD's songs!!

Heed the FoundingFathers...Power's best dispursed!!
Run on, Marxists, run on...
Can't make a Heaven while on this Earth!!
Run on, Statists, run on...

Come on, pod'nahs, let's be BOLD!!
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
WeThePeople, Socialism's OLDE!!
Tell RINOs to go to HELL!!

Mudboy's gonna treat you well!!
RATS know Kenyan Barry's leading US to HELL!!
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
Mmmm..MUD's gonna ring that bell!!

Mudboy Slim (3 March 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#374. To: All (#372)

Heh heh heh...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#375. To: palo verde, Murron, Coral Snake, Biff Tannen, JimmieDee, SammieGee, Brian S, Landru, jla, FBD, mel, Diva Betsy Ross, Sultan88 (#373)

"November Slaughter!!"
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")

We all roadtripped to DeeCee...on the great Potomac shoreline...
MUD makes records 'bout BigGuv'ment, Briefers don't have much time!!
Rush Limbaugh and his Grandpa were sharin' their wise ol' sounds...
But RAT- Morons used Ol' Barry...burned DeeCee to the ground!!

November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!!
November Slaughter!! Yeah- yeaaah...

We'll burn down RATS' NancyHouse...RATS LIE in their Quest fer Power!!
FunkyDan was gunnin' his Red 'Vette...schoolin' kids, "Freedom NOW!!"
Marxists dream of Power...Dem Leftists R A damned disgrace!!
RATS scheme fer Power...but they R TOOLS OF HATE!!

November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!!
November Slaughter!! Yo...Burn it down!!

(Major League FreeeakJam)

We ended up on Abe Lincoln's stairs...it was Glenn Beck, Rush, and MUD!!
But with Obamabot DRONES, RAT-Media's BLIND!! Wake UP!!...MUD-music's HERE!!
We're the righteous Right...damn the punk-assed Left!! Let's make Left's RACISTS fret!!
No matter what RATS git outta this, Lord knows, MUD'll never forget!!

November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!!
November Slaughter!!

Burn...Burn it down, burn it down!!

Mudboy Slim (4 July 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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#376. To: All (#374) (Edited)

LOL...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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