"RATS' Stain!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing must git ourselves prepared... 'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory... Good folks, you must become aware!!
Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!! But Justice is the cost of our Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(A little guitar pickin')
DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor... FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!! Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!! We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory... Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing, it's time to show we care!! We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
"Kerry's Party!!" .. (soon 2 B "Bernie's Party!!"...lol) (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet... Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!! 'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up... 'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!! Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
(Chorus) Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent... The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!! She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!! 'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"... Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!! Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... They got great minds...and they know how to teach!! There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!! John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real... Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!! Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
(Chorus) Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent... Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!! You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!! 'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"... Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!! Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]
Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!! Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!" Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park... And all you politicos who're missin' the mark... Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?! Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
Is Life getting better? Or do RATS still lay blame? Barry make it easier on you now? RATS need someone to blame!! MUD says...
Left's SCUM...let's fight!! When we're all free...we'll be all Right!! One world...we've got to share it... Freedom, patriots, we must bear it!!
Lib'rals disappoint you? Left leave a bad taste in your mouth? You act like you never worked hard... So you want me to go without!! RATS, it's...
Too late...we're Right!! Rush'll drag RATS' past out into the light!! Left's scum, folks, they're awful lame... Truth gets to Bury Dem Marxists!! Bury Dem Marxists!! Muuud...
(BigMan on guitar...)
Have you come here fer fergiveness? Have RATS learned they're IDIOTS?!! Lord Obama's playin' Jesus... Yer just minions 2 that T'WIT!!
Does MUD ask too much? More than you got? RATS owe US something... Barry's smokin' pot!! TRUTH's fun...RATS're awful lame!! I'm free... Yer MUD's brothers... We can do it, my friends... MUD says...
TRUTH is our template... TRUTH's a higher law!! Left is the Devil... God's the higher law!!
RATS tax US fer spendin'... But then Left makes US crawl... Nation can't keep holding on... Big Guv'ment ROTS!! Big Guv'ment ROTS our hearts!!
One song...Left's WRONG!! We're Right...we gotta win 'cuz we're Good!! Let's fight...'gainst Big Guv'ment!! Sisters...Brothers... We're Right...RATS're awful lame!! We've got to Bury Dem Marxists!! Bury Dem Marxists!!