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Published: Apr 9, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-04-09 13:54:35 by Mudboy Slim
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#322. To: All Pookies Toons Fans (#321)
Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Simple Man (CDB version)" I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am... Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse, Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend... Mudboy Slim RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. MUD 1 Posted on 06/20/1999 20:38:27 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Trump 2020...Make America EVEN Greater!! Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I don't regret voting for A Mormon, but I DO regret voting for THAT Mormon...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Mittens on Steroids Just say NO to Socialist Donnell Trump.
I ain't "woke" but I realized Dubyuh was incapable of confronting the DeeCee Swamp relatively early on. That said, your linked post above is yet more evidence that the Bushes were/are full-fledged defenders of an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan and the appaRATchiks therein...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Prayers UP...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Come Together!!" Here comes the RightWing...we've been buildin' up slowly... Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Right!! Yo... Keep rollin', Justice...we got Bill Barr diggin'!! Oh... Never Fergit...MUD 1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated 21 February 2020 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LOL...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free... Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true... "Treason and high crimes don't matter!!" (NINja Guitar Jammin' interLUDE...) Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap... Treason and High Crimes will be proved... (MO' Guitar Jammin' to fade...) FReegards...MUD 3 posted on WEDnesDAY, September 11, 2002 9:21:55 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, It's true!! The Left's been had... Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain." Hey News, you let US down... So sing out loud about Slick's sins... Poltroons, don't look so sad... Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998) 333...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Who is the Libertarian candidate for POTUS going to be this year, assuming neither of the Pauls take the helm?
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, End the Deep State, End the FED 2020 Justin Amash/Austin Petersen 2020
Amash the Muslim lover won't be a congressman next year. Because of his treason. He has that traitor mentality that you have.
I read the Wikipedia entry for Amash and he comes accross as a principled libertarian and a strong supporter of Ron and Rand Paul. That said, his NeverTrumpism has blinding him to the fact that the Trump Administration is accomplishing almost everything Amash claims to support. Yet another victim of Trump Derangement Syndrome...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Battle of the NYC commie honeymooners. In all sincerety, other than maybe foreign policy, what has Trump done that is the least bit socialist/communist?
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Trumpkin Socialist Tariff taxes, and sanctions taxes, and then socialist wealth spread subsidies to farmers & others harmed by Donnell's globalist socialism taxes. You're got to pay those taxes for Donnell's socialist policies. The good news is that the FRN's that you're paying with, are worth less because of Trump's pushing the FED to lower rates and inflate the dollar. Yo cash ain't nothing but trash, so you ain't giving up much. Thank socialist Trump.
Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Right's Been Fergotten!!" Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... "Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!" Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land... Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!! (Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle) Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score... Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms... Mudboy Slim (11/4/2003) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Gonna be a ROUT** in November...MUD BTW...**you heard it here first. "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, OUR AmericanSoldiers shall be comin' home as heroes in big parades... Dem fool American Lib'rals, dull-eyed and empty-faced... Mid...MUD 665 posted on 12/18/2003 9:27:50 PM PST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Trump 2020 ROX...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Mudboy Slim 609 posted on 12/16/2003 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Have you maintained your electoral irrelevancy all these years, Biff? Or did you finally get a clue?
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Cover artwork upcoming...
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, With all due respect, Hondo, you appear to be blaming Trump's 3+ years in office for more than a century of dilatory monetary and tax policy. And those first 2 years were served with a gutless GOP majority and the next 14 months with a 100% antagonistic House. And those tariffs are a negotiating tactic that shall be removed once better trade terms are negotiated. Regards...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Three fitty...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, To paraphrase Mr. T as Clubber Lang, "My prediction for Avenatti... PAIN!!" This is just gonna be TOO easy...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Kerry's Party!!" .. (soon 2 B "Bernie's Party!!"...lol) Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! (Chorus) FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... (Chorus) [Bigman on sax, CM on guitar] Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! FReegards...MUD (2/23/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I was six years old, American flag in my hand... Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules! Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse... So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny! Mudboy Slim Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice) 05/28/1999 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LOL...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Is Life getting better? Left's SCUM...let's fight!! Lib'rals disappoint you? Too late...we're Right!! (BigMan on guitar...) Have you come here fer fergiveness? Does MUD ask too much? TRUTH is our template... RATS tax US fer spendin'... One song...Left's WRONG!! Muuud... Muuud... Mudboy Slim (28 December 2009) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, For the RATS in November, there are NO GOOD OPTIONS...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Excellent point...if you wanted to supplant a rich white arrogant NooYawker in a national election, I would want to contrast with him demographically. MiniMike would come off as a weak replacement for the original...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "One Sleazy Rider" Bill was takin' a trip back to A-R-K, Well, Slick stuffed his hair up under his hat, He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar, Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight, Sultan's still bent over holdin' onto his knee, Well, since that day, o'er twenty years had past, LOL and FReegards...MUD 96 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:29:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright... Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!! We've heard Left's anguish... And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace... Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! "God is watching U.S.!!" FReegards, my Jewel...MUD BTW...Yeah, 'Dru..."Jewel!!" 52 posted on 11/16/2001 4:15 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#323. To: All (#253)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie laughs, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til the Left cries, "OWWWW!!!"
People done gone thrown Good Values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, man!
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I gotta full-blown ars'nal waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all this Madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on the boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're just Hist'ry, man!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT.
CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#324. To: All (#323)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#325. To: Fred Mertz (#9)
"You voted for a Mormon?"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#326. To: Fred Mertz, Socialist Trump (#9)
Ron Paul - Lake Jackson Texas Values
#327. To: itisa1mosttoolate (#3)
(Edited)
"WAKE UP MUD!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#328. To: El Rushbo (#312)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#329. To: All (#253)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
Got TheDonald leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!
RATS love MarxistBernie...RATS kill infant children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the LeftWing Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Next, git RATboy Comey and that bozo Brennan!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS love Guv'ment freebies, cast their votes on their knees!!
Come together, Right NOW!! Drain DeeCee!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#330. To: All Pookie's Toons Fans (#328)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#331. To: Paul Cruce, Landru, sultan88, TLBSHOW, palo verde (#329)
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
Good DemocRATZ fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!!"
Left's Kingz R ALL freakz...good folks abhor you-ooouuuUUU!!
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define Left's WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll next CONVICT, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!
Will DemonRATs follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-ooouuuUUU!!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ooouuuUUU...!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#332. To: All (#330)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#333. To: All (#332)
(Edited)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#334. To: Hondo68 (#326)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#335. To: Mudboy Slim. Justin Amash, Austin Petersen, 2020, End Socialist Trump (#334)
Who is the Libertarian candidate for POTUS going to be this year
Ron Paul - Lake Jackson Texas Values
#336. To: Hondo68 (#335)
#337. To: Hondo68, A K A Stone (#335)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#338. To: Mudboy Slim, Back to the USSR, feel the Bern (#337)
Back to the USSR
Ron Paul - Lake Jackson Texas Values
#339. To: Hondo68 (#338)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#340. To: Mudboy Slim, Gold and Silver are real money (#339)
(Edited)
Ron Paul - Lake Jackson Texas Values
#341. To: A K A Stone, Pookies Toons (#336)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#342. To: goldilucky (#253)
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#343. To: All (#342)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#344. To: Cyber-Band (#342)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Lost in the Flood")
They'll walk thru towns, heads held high...
"He Helped Liberate Iraq!!" they'll hear the RighteousFolks say.
This countryside's burnin' with Lib'ral Airheads chantin' "RATS 4 Infanticide!!"
Slick's Left is SCUM, they're gutless fairies...behind Medyuh's LIES they hide!!
RATS're breakin' dreams and promises with Vile Tyrants givin' 'em directions!!
PUNKS run wild through Federalized slums, IGN'RANT... pleadin' fer more RAT Deception!!
The DemonRATS love DEATH and Tyranny...their hands're all caked in blood!!
Kristinn says "FReep!!" with the folks from DeeCee, the A.N.S.W.E.R. is "MORE MUD!!"
Then MUD said "Hey, Angelwood, Git Justice...Git Justice Fer RATS' SCUM!!
Has Left lost their senses cheerin' boors?! Or do they just like slingin' mud?!"
Protestin' weekends in DeeCee...it's OUR Country the LeftWing HATES!!
RATS fight against what ain't "hip"...on the side he's got "Bound For Glory" in red, white and blue face paint.
He leans on the hood telling racing stories...the Libs think Slick Willie's a Saint!!
Well the blaze and noise boy, he's gunnin' that bitch loaded to blastin' point...
He rides head first into a hurricane and disappears into a point...
And there's nothin' left but some blood where the body fell
That is, nothin' left that you could sell
just junk all across the horizon, a real highwayman's farewell
And he said "Hey kid, you think that's oil? Man, that ain't oil that's blood"
I wonder what he was thinking when he hit that storm
Or was he just lost in the flood?
Eighth Avenue sailors in satin shirts whisper in the air
Some storefront incarnation of Maria, she's puttin' on me the stare
and Bronx's best apostle stands with his hand on his own hardware
Everything stops, you hear five, quick shots, the cops come up for air
And now the whiz-bang gang from uptown, they're shootin' up the street
And that cat from the Bronx starts lettin' loose
but he gets blown right off his feet
And some kid comes blastin' round the corner but a cop puts him right away
He lays on the street holding his leg screaming something in Spanish
Still breathing when I walked away
And somebody said "Hey man did you see that? His body hit the street with such a beautiful thud"
I wonder what the dude was sayin' or was he just lost in the flood?
Hey man, did you see that, those poor cats are sure messed up
I wonder what they were gettin' into, or were they just lost in the flood?
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#345. To: All (#343)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#346. To: Revised Moody Blues, Cyber-Band, Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, Taxman, Angelwood, dead, backhoe (#342)
HardRight's Fate...We're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral Haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight fer yer young...
Bold-hearted George, please Rage 'gainst Blight!!
Devolve Big Guv'ment 'cuz it's Right...
Left is Dead...Honor Breeds Might!!
Next, we'll decide when to fight...
Or Become RINO Colluders?!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#347. To: Biff Tannen (#34)
"I'm not a voter..."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#348. To: Cyber-Band (#70)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#349. To: Hondo68 (#340)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#350. To: All (#349)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#351. To: Pookies Toons (#350)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#352. To: conservativemusician, BigMan, Disco Dave, Stump, Cyber-Band (#253)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#353. To: All (#351)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#354. To: All Trumpsters, Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, Ligeia, Cyber-Band, Taxman, tet68, A Navy Vet, JustPiper (#353)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie scum...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.
Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny!
I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#355. To: BufordP, Angelwood, kristinn, tgsltakoma, ironman, Race Bannon, NoDemocratsin2020 (#354)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#356. To: All (#352)
(To be sung to U2's "One")
Or do RATS still lay blame?
Barry make it easier on you now?
RATS need someone to blame!!
MUD says...
When we're all free...we'll be all Right!!
One world...we've got to share it...
Freedom, patriots, we must bear it!!
Left leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never worked hard...
So you want me to go without!!
RATS, it's...
Rush'll drag RATS' past out into the light!!
Left's scum, folks, they're awful lame...
Truth gets to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!
Muuud...
Have RATS learned they're IDIOTS?!!
Lord Obama's playin' Jesus...
Yer just minions 2 that T'WIT!!
More than you got?
RATS owe US something...
Barry's smokin' pot!!
TRUTH's fun...RATS're awful lame!!
I'm free...
Yer MUD's brothers...
We can do it, my friends...
MUD says...
TRUTH's a higher law!!
Left is the Devil...
God's the higher law!!
But then Left makes US crawl...
Nation can't keep holding on...
Big Guv'ment ROTS!!
Big Guv'ment ROTS our hearts!!
We're Right...we gotta win 'cuz we're Good!!
Let's fight...'gainst Big Guv'ment!!
Sisters...Brothers...
We're Right...RATS're awful lame!!
We've got to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#357. To: All demRATS R screwed!! (#351)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#358. To: Hondo68 (#338)
"Battle of the NYC commie honeymooners..."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#359. To: All (#357)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#360. To: Cyber-Band, dead, Angelique, sultan88, stand watie, dirtboy, AuntB (#253)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Uneasy Rider")
Toolin' along in his Cabriolet,
Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio.
Just as he crossed that ol' Virginny line,
He heard that highway start to whine,
And he knew that Left rear tire was about to go!
Well, the spare was flat and he got uptight,
Becuz there wasn't a fillin' station in sight,
So he just limped on down the shoulder on the rim.
He went as far as he could and when he stopped the car...
It was right in front of my little bar,
Kind of a pool-hall-lookin' joint called "The Libertarian".
And arrogantly announced that he had a flat,
And would I accept some weed in exchange for a new one?
Well, there was one thing I was sure glad to see,
Wasn't a soul in the place 'cept fer him and me,
And he looked so disgustin', I just pointed towards the telephone.
He called up dead's station down the road aways,
And dead said he wasn't very busy today,
And he could be there in about ten minutes or so.
Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemonRAT!!"
And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that
I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.
When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car...
With the peace sign, pink wheels, and astroturf floor?"
Well, we looked at Bill and Slick damned near cried,
And decided that he'd just wait outside,
So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.
Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin,
These five REAL MEN come strollin' in,
With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Sultan!!
And he was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.
Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright,
'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee!
But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick,
And he knew he better think of something pretty quick,
So he just reached out and kicked Ol' Sultan right in the knee!!
Sultan let out a yell that'd curl your hair,
But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair...
And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man!
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy,
He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly,
And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"
But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me,
And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went!
I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far...
As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars,
And he voted for George McGovern for President!!
Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-Wing nags,
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag,
Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage!
He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys,
He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise,
'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!"
They all started lookin' real suspicious at Billy,
And he jumped up and said, "Now wait a minute, Sillies,
You know he's lyin', I been Conservative all of my life!
SO WHAT if I left my Country in a lurch?
I belong to the Little Rock Baptist Church,
Oh sure, I sleep with a lotta broads, but so'd you once you met my wife!"
Then Bill started whinin' 'bout the way he was stressed,
But I didn't wait for him to explain the rest,
I held off dirtboy while bouncin' Billy outta there on his butt!
And when he hit the ground he didn't relax...
'Cuz they was just takin' his car down off the jacks...
So he threw ol' dead a dime bag and fired that muthah up!!
Ol' Oprah Winfrey woulda sure got HOT...
At the way Bill was fussin' as he left my lot,
With AuntB hollerin' and chasin' him in a trot!
Now, lookin' back I shoulda let 'em have their fun,
Reckon that's I'm "The Compassionate One",
But I did join all them FReepers fer many a Tequila shot!!
When I realized ol' Bill's still smokin' that grass.
He was doin' the Sting as few men can...Hell! He even cut his hair!
Folks, he's had ya'll slavin' while he's spendin' and taxin',
As if Bill was our King and all loot's his for the cashin'...
Then Bill figured he oughtta split before the LAW got there.
'Cuz in his campaigns, he was caught dirty-dealin',
Influence sellin' and bimbos a'squeelin'...
But Right didn't INDICT 'til Slick was RE-IMPEACHED by Congress!
Folks, I think we're gonna rewrite Bill's script,
Instead of goin' workin' for that DreamWorks/Lippo Clique,
Let's sentence Bill to Leavenworth, post-President!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#361. To: All (#359)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#362. To: Landru (#360)
(To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!!
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!
I've heard Left's "hearts" whine out!!
Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We Aren't Worn Out!!
Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!!
No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Left's Programs Enslave and Numb!!
Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear...
Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...
Songs of FReedom!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith...
To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!
No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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