"RATS' Stain!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing must git ourselves prepared... 'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory... Good folks, you must become aware!!
Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!! But Justice is the cost of our Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(A little guitar pickin')
DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor... FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!! Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!! We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory... Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing, it's time to show we care!! We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
"Left's Weak...We're Strong!!" (To be sung to Gov't Mule's "So Weak, So Strong")
Left's weak, we're strong...nothing's forever in Left's Universe!! Promise comfort, bring more pain...Left's weak, we're strong!!
DemFreaks are wrong...spendin' $Trillions feedin' Power-Lust!! Find yer courage or all hope is lost...Left's weak, we're strong!!
Brave men died defending mud...she "endured" seventeen!! GlennBeck cries...I've seen his spirit blaze away... Ignore RATS' LIES, my friends!! Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Left's weak, we're strong...there's only one God in this Universe!! RATS bring darkness...Truth is Right!! Left's weak, Left's wrong!!
(The BigMan freakin' it on guitar...)
Barry LIES...ALL RATS are stained!! She "endured" seventeen!! NooYawkSlimes LIES to their readers ev'ry day... DESPISE, my friends!! Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh... Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Left's weak, Left's wrong...Obama really LOATHES our Liberty!! Bold lives without Him's what I seek...Left's weak, MUD's strong!! Left's weak, we're strong!! There's one Messiah in OUR Universe...
"Patriots HOO're Free!!" (To be sung to Don Williams' "Good Ol' Boys Like Me")
When I was a kid, both my parents would fill up my head... With the hist'ry of Dover, Kansas, where both had lived. Then Granny came in to teach her little man... "Small guv'ment is best and Ron Reagan is TheMan!!" Gip talked about honor and Truths we should know... Country staggered a little when Carter ran the show!!
I can still hear the vile, Lib'ral spin on Network TeeVee... But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!! I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be... So what'll RATS do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Left loves Statist Power..it ain't Right..nutjobs spin US!! But we ain't afraid to tread Washington mud..Right's Just Cause!! Press sells Left's disasters..Truth's RATS' Tragedy!! Glenn Beck and El Rushbo EXPOSE TYRANNY!! Righteous fight against BarryO..fight Left's dread... Sean Hannity hollerin', "Marx is DEAD!!"
I can still see ol' Dutch Reagan's grin each time we VOTE FREE!! And that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!! I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be... So what'll RATS do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Obama's a TOOL...Iran's got him whupped 'cuz BO's weak!! Media watched him praise himself just 'cuz RATS support Freaks!! The RightWing's smarter than most...trash Network News... Learned to IGNORE DemRATS sellin' socialist views!! When MUD was eighteen, Lord, I hit the road... Folks, yer Freedoms oughtta matter...that much I know!!
You can still see the bought Network T'WITS sellin' LIES BO needs... But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!! I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be... So what do RATS do with Patriots HOO're Free?! Folks, all we can do is Vote fer Liberty!!
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted... Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlixMYbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires... Danger's the drug that takes you higher!! Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between the horses of love and lust... You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
"Money Ain't Nuthin'" (To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")
I love the E-I-B...
Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it... Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy. Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it... Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy! No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it... Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb... Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers... Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!
Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"... Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee! You choose the issue, and we'll debate it... We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!
Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!...
See that Peter Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup... Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare... That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane... Those IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!
We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption... Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies! We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us... Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!
Lookatdat, lookatdat... Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores... Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums! Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties... Man, that Slick's just pond scum!! But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?! Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery! Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!! Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!
They're Lib'rals all...reject Media Bias... Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!" We gotta oust those meek commentators... We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!
Owww...listen here! Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it... It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!! Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it. Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!! Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty! I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!
Algore's a...Socialist! I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!
(Chorus...to fade)
Quite Sincerely--MUD
BTW, go W...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
27 Posted on 11/10/2000 11:40:30 PST by Mudboy Slim
"Poltroons!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")
It's true!! The Left's been had... Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent. You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart... Now we must start to make it better!! Poltroons, don't be afraid... Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!! The minute we accept Bill's corruption, Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!
Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain." Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him! And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS, Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!! Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Hey News, you let US down... Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!! Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start... Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!
So sing out loud about Slick's sins... Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!! Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?! Networks, you too!! Left's Template offends all Good Americans!! Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...
Poltroons, don't look so sad... Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!! You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick... Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!! Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah... Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah... Poltroons....