"RATS' Stain!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing must git ourselves prepared... 'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory... Good folks, you must become aware!!
Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!! But Justice is the cost of our Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(A little guitar pickin')
DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor... FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!! Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!! We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory... Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing, it's time to show we care!! We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
"Heard It On Rush Limbaugh!!" (To be sung to the Marshall-Tucker Band's "Heard It In A Love Song")
(Mudboy on Irish fife)
I ain't never been with a talkshow long enough... Fer my views to take hold. MUD's been'a DittoHead so long now, the Truth must be told. If I ever settle down...Rush speaks my mind!! And it's damned high time that FReepers show a li'l spine!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Can't be wrong.
I'm the kinda man...likes to have his say... Like to start FReepin' against DemLib'rals today. Lib'rals say that they love you, even though Left don't... Let's help Dubyuh, man...it's time, we're Right, "Let's Roll!!"
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... He's that dude who knows all!! Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Can't be wrong!!
(More Mudboy on fife...seriously...then a li'l ticklin' of the ivories)
Ain't gonna be leavin'...'til Dem Lib'rals fall. Wish y'all would come, but we don't need no Poltroons taggin' along. Yes, we'll fight back DemWhores...gonna stand against Left's Lies. We'll stay year after year until the Left's Fear drops from yer eyes.
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Can't be wrong.
DemLib'rals are all damned freaks, they love what's bad, Left's bad, we'll FReep 'em in time. Truth's the hardest thing...Right's always tried to whup Leftist slime. Medyuh ignores TREASON 'cuz DemSycophants LOVE Slick Will. Slick was born a rapist and a liar and I guess he always will...
Heard it Rush Limbaugh... Justa Lovable Fuzzball!! Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Can't be wrong!!
#310. To: PhiKapMom, blackie, sauropod, Pippin, kristinn, BillF, BufordP, Fred Mertz, dead (#308)
"A Patriot Looks at Forty!!" (To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "A Pirate Looks at Forty")
C'mon JusticeLovers...please heed my call. Ever since that Waco Slaughter, we've known Ol' Slick hadta fall!! Please heed the call, Clinton must fall!!
Watched as "men" who ruled you...sold OUR Nukes to Beijing... Sold out this Country fer Chi-Com treasures, [Slick's] Treason threatens the FRee!! Medyuh won't see...must ignore TeeVee...
Yes, I am a Patriot, two hundred years too late... MUD's Ballads, they wonder..."What spell folks're under... To ignore the Left's Crimes 'Gainst the State?!!" Folks say I'm too late...Truth's never too late!!
The enemy's BigGuv'ment...we gotta whup RATS' ass!! Left's taxed so much money to end poverty, but they pissed it away so fast!! Liberty's made to last, FReedom has gotta last.
Yes, I've been sleepless for over two weeks... I pass out, then I rally and I find a way to FReep!! But we gotta stop bitchin', we gotta stop wishin'... Gotta FReep fer Justice again!! Just a few FRiends, Dethronin' Slick!!
(Justa pickin' and a grinnin'...)
Yes, I've known my share of Lib'rals...listened to their Leftist Bile. Some, I ran 'em away...still more I taught to think... Some even manage to smile...)8^D!! We'll change their minds, just takes a while.
C'mon all you Patriots...time we took Slick Willie down!! Come on, nation of master FReeps...adjudication's what I want now!! Guv'ment's goin' down...Devolve Power NOW!! Guv'ment's goin' down...Devolve Power NOW!!
Mudboy Slim (07/10/2002)
BTW...in 3 years I will be able to do a "Pirate Looks at 60"...YIKES!!