"RATS' Stain!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing must git ourselves prepared... 'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory... Good folks, you must become aware!!
Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!! But Justice is the cost of our Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(A little guitar pickin')
DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor... FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!! Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!! We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory... Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing, it's time to show we care!! We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
"Left's Weak...We're Strong!!" (To be sung to Gov't Mule's "So Weak, So Strong")
Left's weak, we're strong...nothing's forever in Left's Universe!! Promise comfort, bring more pain...Left's weak, we're strong!!
DemFreaks are wrong...spendin' $Trillions feedin' Power-Lust!! Find yer courage or all hope is lost...Left's weak, we're strong!!
Brave men died defending mud...she "endured" seventeen!! GlennBeck cries...I've seen his spirit blaze away... Ignore RATS' LIES, my friends!! Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Left's weak, we're strong...there's only one God in this Universe!! RATS bring darkness...Truth is Right!! Left's weak, Left's wrong!!
(The BigMan freakin' it on guitar...)
Barry LIES...ALL RATS are stained!! She "endured" seventeen!! NooYawkSlimes LIES to their readers ev'ry day... DESPISE, my friends!! Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh... Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Left's weak, Left's wrong...Obama really LOATHES our Liberty!! Bold lives without Him's what I seek...Left's weak, MUD's strong!! Left's weak, we're strong!! There's one Messiah in OUR Universe...
"Patriots HOO're Free!!" (To be sung to Don Williams' "Good Ol' Boys Like Me")
When I was a kid, both my parents would fill up my head... With the hist'ry of Dover, Kansas, where both had lived. Then Granny came in to teach her little man... "Small guv'ment is best and Ron Reagan is TheMan!!" Gip talked about honor and Truths we should know... Country staggered a little when Carter ran the show!!
I can still hear the vile, Lib'ral spin on Network TeeVee... But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!! I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be... So what'll RATS do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Left loves Statist Power..it ain't Right..nutjobs spin US!! But we ain't afraid to tread Washington mud..Right's Just Cause!! Press sells Left's disasters..Truth's RATS' Tragedy!! Glenn Beck and El Rushbo EXPOSE TYRANNY!! Righteous fight against BarryO..fight Left's dread... Sean Hannity hollerin', "Marx is DEAD!!"
I can still see ol' Dutch Reagan's grin each time we VOTE FREE!! And that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!! I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be... So what'll RATS do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Obama's a TOOL...Iran's got him whupped 'cuz BO's weak!! Media watched him praise himself just 'cuz RATS support Freaks!! The RightWing's smarter than most...trash Network News... Learned to IGNORE DemRATS sellin' socialist views!! When MUD was eighteen, Lord, I hit the road... Folks, yer Freedoms oughtta matter...that much I know!!
You can still see the bought Network T'WITS sellin' LIES BO needs... But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!! I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be... So what do RATS do with Patriots HOO're Free?! Folks, all we can do is Vote fer Liberty!!