"RATS' Stain!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing must git ourselves prepared... 'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory... Good folks, you must become aware!!
Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!! But Justice is the cost of our Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(A little guitar pickin')
DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor... FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!! Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!! We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory... Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing, it's time to show we care!! We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
"House of the Vile Clintons!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
In our White House down in ol' DeeCee... There lived the Vile Clintons!! And Bill's been the Hero of many Lib'rals... Yet Slick's a bag o' scum!!
Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR... He sold our nukes fer cheap!! Our FReedoms are endangered, folks... 'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!
Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs... Is fer his TREASON to be judged!! 'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'... Is when we string Left up!!
Slick killed them lasses down in Texas... Slick torched that Waco Compound!! Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life... Is when he's Abusin' his Power!!
I tell ya, Nation, listen... We gotta do what must be done!! Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee... That Justice is fer everyone!!
Folks, it's time to take on Left's Whore!! Yes, we SHALL remove Slick's Stain!! We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... Let's put that boy in chains!!
We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... Slick's Fate is in Prison!! We're goin' back to force Congress... To Re-Impeach Clinton!!
It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee... We shan't condone TREASON!! Must sing this tune of Justice, FReepers... Yes, We'll DETHRONE CLINTON!!!!
#288. To: Flora McDonald, cedarswingman, Landru, AdSimp, Corin Stormhands, Doctor Raoul, tgslTakoma, iceskater, uncleshag (#287)(Edited)
"Roll Up to DeeCee!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "Run Off To LA")
One...two...one two three four.......yeah-eah-eah...hmmm um... This here is a MUDsong fer the RINO crew!! It's fer the folks congregatin' in private to ZOT you!! It's fer the RINO-MOD, anti-Right MilquetoastMan... And the Finest women who care...I know you'll make a stand!! Ohh oh...
Why don't you roll up to DeeCee and join our fight?!! Come and help Raoul the Doctor and Bill[F] spread our message of Right!! BufordP's my FRiend...help Angelwood out. Our thirst fer Justice ain't quenched...so we'll FReep against RINO Power!! FReep OUT!!
We gotta cut Big Guv'ment now...time's a'wastin'!! Folks, Left's all confused 'cuz the Sheeple Right's liberatin'...yeah!! Dem Lib'rals won't admit it, but more FReedom is Right!! Gotta plan this trip...we'll erase Left's stain with Righteous might!! Oh yeah...
It's a Culture War, Nation...reject Left's Medyuh spin!! We're raisin' some hell...FReepin's the key to why we're gonna win, folks!! Right thinks...Right knows...we ain't mean...we're gonna stalk RAT-scum... ModSquad, y'all got problems!! RINOs, you suck!! You ain't Right!! Fight the Media spin 'til they admit Truth!! Right shall FReep RAT whores!! Righteous Right thinks its time we started FReepin' RATS out the door!! Dem socialists, they dream they'll win the Fight... But RATS ain't $#!+...must erase Slick's stain 'cuz Right is Right!! Oh yeah...
We gotta slash Big Guv'ment NOW...time's a'wastin'...Yeah!! Folks, Left's all confused 'cuz the Sheeple Right's liberatin'...good God!! Dem RINOs won't admit it, but more FReedom is Right!! Condemn RATS' fem'nist NAGS...we'll erase RAT's stain with Righteous might!! Oh-oh...oh-oh...
Why don't y'all roll up to DeeCee...with Kristinn, fight!! Takoma, she's grillin' out...TrueBlackMan is sooo Right...yeah!! 'Cuz our liberties are God-given rights!! Our liberties are ours...and fer them we shall fight!! Um hmmm... MODS are all myst'ry folks who blame the Right who know Fear's Left's Bane!! But Mudboy's stalkin Dem RINOs...next, UncleShag's gonna sang!! RATS heathen folks we'll FReep from Power 'cuz FReedom's Right... "Gotta plan," said Slim, "we're gonna devolve Power 'cuz it's Right!! Oh yeah yea!!"
Why don't you come up to DeeCee? Why won't you defend Liberty?! NooYawkers, roll down to DeeCee!! Virginians, come up, then you'll see!! WestCoasters, join us fer our FReep!! We're gonna FReep 'cuz we are FRee!! LPosters, join us in DeeCee!! FUers, help fight fer the FRee!! Why don't y'all roll up to DeeCee?! Come help us fight fer Liberty!!
"The Ballad of Bobby Scott!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "The Ballad of Curtis Loew")
Well I used to live in Richmond before my kids were born... Fixin' up ol' neighborhoods to make myself some do-ough... Guv'ment was way too Lib'ral...schools failed the kids a lot... Tax and spend, Left wastes our money, led by RATS like Bobby Scott!!
Bob Scott is a black RAT, with white Lib'ral friend$... When you gave yer legal bribes, Scott'd be quite debonair... Too "kewel" to be a hiphop bro, liked to say "I'm soooo Elite!!" Left'd give Bobby their money, his word he'd fail to keep!!
Bobby, be gone...Bobby Scott, yer a joke!! Yer answer's always "Guv'ment"...hatred you do stoke!! FReepers know you are useless, the voters won't be fooled!! 'Cuz Bobby Scott is a RAT bootlicker...high time fer someone new!!
Single nearin' fifty, strange rumors hounded him... Bobby usedta win big, now 3rd District's tired of him!! Folks, lend a hand, help us FReep...let's unseat this slime!! Term Limits are up to you... It's Revolution, Richmond-style!!
Socialism's wrong...Winsome roll, lady roll!! We'll help Sears raise some money...Semper Fi, we go!! Bobby Scott is just useless, his bills they always lose!! Vote Winsome Sears on November 2nd, 'cuz it's yer Right to choose!!
Yes ma'am...
(excellent guitar-jammin' interlude)
On that day ol' Bobby lied, "I promise, things will change!!" Good people cast their votes, Bobby rued his Judgement Day!! Bobby served out his time, singin' the Black RAT Blues... But when he called fer racial strife, Dem voters said, "YOU LOSE!!"
Big Guv'ment's wrong...Winsome roll, hey Winsome roll!! DemRATS subsist on FEAR, but Lib'rals ain't got no soul!! FReepers say it's sweet Justice, helpin' Bobby Scott to lose... But Winsome Sears' a righteous leader...3rd District, she's good news!!