"RATS' Stain!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing must git ourselves prepared... 'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory... Good folks, you must become aware!!
Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!! But Justice is the cost of our Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(A little guitar pickin')
DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor... FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!! Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!! We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory... Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing, it's time to show we care!! We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
"House of the Vile Clintons!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
In our White House down in ol' DeeCee... There lived the Vile Clintons!! And Bill's been the Hero of many Lib'rals... Yet Slick's a bag o' scum!!
Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR... He sold our nukes fer cheap!! Our FReedoms are endangered, folks... 'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!
Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs... Is fer his TREASON to be judged!! 'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'... Is when we string Left up!!
Slick killed them lasses down in Texas... Slick torched that Waco Compound!! Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life... Is when he's Abusin' his Power!!
I tell ya, Nation, listen... We gotta do what must be done!! Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee... That Justice is fer everyone!!
Folks, it's time to take on Left's Whore!! Yes, we SHALL remove Slick's Stain!! We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... Let's put that boy in chains!!
We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... Slick's Fate is in Prison!! We're goin' back to force Congress... To Re-Impeach Clinton!!
It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee... We shan't condone TREASON!! Must sing this tune of Justice, FReepers... Yes, We'll DETHRONE CLINTON!!!!
#286. To: AKA Stone, goldilucky, Landru, kristinn, Jim Robinson, quidam, M. Thatcher, sultan88, AdSimp, yankhater, jla, EricC, Angelwood, ironman, holdonnow, badjoe, Rush Limbaugh, TheRealRUSH.com, GlennBeck, Hannity, Mark Levin, TheGreatOne, TheDonald (#284)
"Imagine!!" (MUDZ revised version) (2 B sung to John Lennon's "Imagine")
Imagine NO bureaucracy, Progressivism LEFT 2 DIE... No damned IRS, leaderz HOO don't LIE!! Imagine all GOOD PEOPLE with jobs w/ decent pay... Ah ha ah ahhh!!
Imagine NO MORE Wacos, no booted thugs 2 rue... Convicting Slick 4 TREASON; religious FReedom, too!! Imagine all GOOD PEOPLE, no "village" just families... Yoo HOO oooh!! You may say I'm a DREAMER... But MUD ain't the only ONE. I PRAY someday you'll join US... Limbaugh's WORK is far from done!!
Imagine unbridaled CAPITALISM... Regulation on the wane!! NO NEED 4 greed or HUNGER... Each spending what (s)he's earned!! Imagine ALL FREE PEOPLE, RATZ Left driven UNDERGROUND!! YOO HOO oooh ooh!! YOU may say, "MUDZ a schemer"... Lookin' out 4 Number O.N.E.!! But as a Generation Xer, the next century's OURS 2 RUN!!
Mudboy Slim (revised 13 September 2016)
BTW...TheDonald shall B Ronaldus Maximus REBORN, imho!!