"RATS' Stain!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing must git ourselves prepared... 'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory... Good folks, you must become aware!!
Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!! But Justice is the cost of our Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(A little guitar pickin')
DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor... FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!! Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!! We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory... Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing, it's time to show we care!! We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
Mudboy...ain't nobody's fool... Sits there reflectin'...contemplates what to do... MUD feels anger inside...yet filled with pride. No...Slim's no Saint...but loathes the one to blame.
Mudboy...goes about his day... Tryin' to think of FReepin' words to say... Like..."This is just a game I play..." And..."All shall be okay." Ohhhh...silent rage...when will folks fan the flames?!
Must FReep...must think...can't sleep......
MUD's Daddy's little boy... MUD's Mama's pride and joy... MUD's kids...they love him!! And MUD's Missuz...she knows him!!!
Mudboy says, "Wouldn't it be nice... If we could sing...fer Truth and Life?!" Then, outthink Left's spin...and INDICT ol' Slick?!! Ohhh-oh-oh-oh...Truth Shall Reign!! Someday, you'll feel the same...
MUD was a bold boy, raised in a strong family... This Country is worth saving...we're hopin' folks LOVE Liberty!! RATS say that MUD is crazy... MUD's Right, but Dem Statists are FREAKS!! MUD drove on up to DeeCee and challenged Left's PowerElites!! Righteous shall STAND, oh yeah... MUD wants to sing, oh yeah... I want to see the RightWing dancin'... Folks, listen to ol' Mudboy's dreams!!
MUD heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Dem Marxists wanna screw up OUR Land!! RATS got the Nation reeling...Left's whinin' but Truth is Left's BAD!! MUD's singin' fer OUR Country...he's practiced fer years without rest!! And then one day MUD knew it... MUD knew he would stand 'gainst the Left!!
RATS get respect, oh yeah... MUD wants the same, oh yeah... And it's a quirky kinda dude who... Likes to sing the sound of his screen name!! Ooo...
MUD's postin' on six Forums...he's singin' all accross OUR Land!! He's earned a reputation...spreading the Truth, "Defeat TheMan!!" It wasn't fer the money...DemFreaks, they shall be made to PAY!! Left thinks that MUD is funnin'...but watch BigGuv'ment fade away!!