"RATS' Stain!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing must git ourselves prepared... 'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory... Good folks, you must become aware!!
Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!! But Justice is the cost of our Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(A little guitar pickin')
DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor... FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!! Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!! We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory... Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing, it's time to show we care!! We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
#255. To: Landru, The Scourge of Yazid, FreeTheHostages, cherry_bomb88, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, dirtboy (#254)
"Eve of Destruction!!" (To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")
Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'... RATS dispairin'...Right's emboldened!! Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters... Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters... 'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!
Lib'rals tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play... Must reject RATS' fears...and FReepin's the way!! When the Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!! Gotta Country to save...put fascists in their graves!! Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!
Mudyuh tells me... Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!
Sure. Ol' MUD's so mad...at Left's belly-achin'... RATS peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'... Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!! Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATS must be quakin'!! Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken... All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!! Thw whole Lib'ral World...let's just eradicate it!!
Sosh'lists tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends... Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China... Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!! Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race... Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!! Great devolution's come...cede Power to the States!! Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!! Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!
RATS tell me... Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!" Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands the Lib'rals' destruction!!
#257. To: FallGuy, George From Brooklyn Park, heavyd, MarkSnyder, PhiKapMom, Askel5, AuntB, Gone_Postal (#256)
"Short-Haired Country Boy" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon... 'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune! Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound... He likes to play the field gettin' laid! You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...
'Cuz I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'... Folks, I can get it on my own! So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'... LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camels named "JOE"... Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!! Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true. Some of us think Slick's Demon-RATS will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'... GrandPa says, "You reap what you have sown!" If you don't like the Truth I'm singin'... You just leave this "Mad Libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt... DemocRATS run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt. The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!" But each politician needs yer Vote. Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls... But his Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'... That ya'll shouldn't know on your own! So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'... You just leave onery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)