U.S. Constitution
See other U.S. Constitution Articles
Title: "More MUD!!"
Source:
MUD
URL Source: http://www.cagle.com/working/080403/olle.jpg
Published: Apr 9, 2008
Author: MUD
Post Date: 2008-04-09 13:54:35 by Mudboy Slim
Keywords: None
Views: 211903
Comments: 686
Heh heh heh...MUD
[Thread Locked] Private Reply Ignore Thread
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 253.
#222. To: All (#0)
Views: 85245...MUD
85569 views today Cheers goldilucky
Reckon so...MUD
"RATS' Stain!!" We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... (A little guitar pickin') DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... Mudboy Slim (12/03/2004)
#254. To: All (#253)
Trans conservative, certainly...MUD
"Mudboy" Mudboy...ain't nobody's fool... Mudboy...goes about his day... Must FReep...must think...can't sleep...... MUD's Daddy's little boy... Mudboy says, "Wouldn't it be nice... Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)
"House of the Vile Clintons!!" In our White House down in ol' DeeCee... Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR... Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs... Slick killed them lasses down in Texas... I tell ya, Nation, listen... Folks, it's time to take on Left's Whore!! We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee... Mudboy Slim BTW, FReepers, we must... Please join your fellow FReepers in Washington, DC this Spring... 1 Posted on 07/08/2000 13:29:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!!) Vuja de...MUD
"Left's Weak...We're Strong!!" Left's weak, we're strong...nothing's forever in Left's Universe!! DemFreaks are wrong...spendin' $Trillions feedin' Power-Lust!! Brave men died defending mud...she "endured" seventeen!! Left's weak, we're strong...there's only one God in this Universe!! (The BigMan freakin' it on guitar...) Barry LIES...ALL RATS are stained!! She "endured" seventeen!! Left's weak, Left's wrong...Obama really LOATHES our Liberty!! (MUD takin' it home on bongos...) Mudboy Slim (17 May 2010)
"Heard It On Rush Limbaugh!!" (Mudboy on Irish fife) I ain't never been with a talkshow long enough... Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... I'm the kinda man...likes to have his say... Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... (More Mudboy on fife...seriously...then a li'l ticklin' of the ivories) Ain't gonna be leavin'...'til Dem Lib'rals fall. Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... DemLib'rals are all damned freaks, they love what's bad, Heard it Rush Limbaugh... Mudboy Slim (12/8/2004)
"Simple Man (CDB version)" I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am... Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse, Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend... Mudboy Slim RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. MUD 1 Posted on 06/20/1999 20:38:27 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Come Together!!" Here comes the RightWing...we've been buildin' up slowly... Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Right!! Yo... Keep rollin', Justice...we got Bill Barr diggin'!! Oh... Never Fergit...MUD 1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated 21 February 2020
"Right's Been Fergotten!!" Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... "Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!" Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land... Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!! (Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle) Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score... Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms... Mudboy Slim (11/4/2003)
"Kerry's Party!!" .. (soon 2 B "Bernie's Party!!"...lol) Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! (Chorus) FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... (Chorus) [Bigman on sax, CM on guitar] Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! FReegards...MUD (2/23/2004)
"One Sleazy Rider" Bill was takin' a trip back to A-R-K, Well, Slick stuffed his hair up under his hat, He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar, Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight, Sultan's still bent over holdin' onto his knee, Well, since that day, o'er twenty years had past, LOL and FReegards...MUD 96 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:29:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Power: Bring It!!" Look out, Lib'rals, we're the RightWing...bound to keep on winnin'!! Willie's gone, the HildaBeast's waitin' fer her chance, now!! Limbaugh's fightin' fer our land...FReedom's endurin'!! Liberty's not 'bout Power, it's much bigger!! Mudboy Slim (5/12/04)
"The Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below" Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night... Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!! Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!! Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...who's known Slick's a DISGRACE!! Lord's high above...got MUD below... Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"... Well, these DemonRATS they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz... Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns... Well, T-Mac's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!! Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall... Blue skies above...clear streams below... MUD (9/25/00)
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
#246. To: Mudboy Slim (#222)
#252. To: goldilucky (#246)
#253. To: LiberteeBell, MeekOneGOP, stand watie, cherry_bomb88, FBD, Taxman, staytrue, tgslTakoma, 88 (#252)
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
RightWing must git ourselves prepared...
'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory...
Good folks, you must become aware!!
Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!!
But Justice is the cost of our Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor...
FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!!
Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!!
We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory...
Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
RightWing, it's time to show we care!!
We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
Replies to Comment # 253. 
#276. To: Cyber-Band (#253)
(To be sung to Jewel's "Fatboy")
Sits there reflectin'...contemplates what to do...
MUD feels anger inside...yet filled with pride.
No...Slim's no Saint...but loathes the one to blame.
Tryin' to think of FReepin' words to say...
Like..."This is just a game I play..."
And..."All shall be okay."
Ohhhh...silent rage...when will folks fan the flames?!
MUD's Mama's pride and joy...
MUD's kids...they love him!!
And MUD's Missuz...she knows him!!!
If we could sing...fer Truth and Life?!"
Then, outthink Left's spin...and INDICT ol' Slick?!!
Ohhh-oh-oh-oh...Truth Shall Reign!!
Someday, you'll feel the same...
#284. To: stand watie, budwiesest, sneakypete, Militiaman7, BufordP, gunsareok, Jimmy Valentine's brother (#253)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
There lived the Vile Clintons!!
And Bill's been the Hero of many Lib'rals...
Yet Slick's a bag o' scum!!
He sold our nukes fer cheap!!
Our FReedoms are endangered, folks...
'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!
Is fer his TREASON to be judged!!
'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'...
Is when we string Left up!!
Slick torched that Waco Compound!!
Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life...
Is when he's Abusin' his Power!!
We gotta do what must be done!!
Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee...
That Justice is fer everyone!!
Yes, we SHALL remove Slick's Stain!!
We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Let's put that boy in chains!!
Slick's Fate is in Prison!!
We're goin' back to force Congress...
To Re-Impeach Clinton!!
We shan't condone TREASON!!
Must sing this tune of Justice, FReepers...
Yes, We'll DETHRONE CLINTON!!!!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT.
CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
WE SHALL DETHRONE THE TYRANT!!
#296. To: Murron, mel, BorisY, palo verde, diva betsy ross, A K A Stone, nolu_chan, liberator, Blackie (#253)
(To be sung to Gov't Mule's "So Weak, So Strong")
Promise comfort, bring more pain...Left's weak, we're strong!!
Find yer courage or all hope is lost...Left's weak, we're strong!!
GlennBeck cries...I've seen his spirit blaze away...
Ignore RATS' LIES, my friends!!
Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
RATS bring darkness...Truth is Right!! Left's weak, Left's wrong!!
NooYawkSlimes LIES to their readers ev'ry day...
DESPISE, my friends!!
Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Bold lives without Him's what I seek...Left's weak, MUD's strong!!
Left's weak, we're strong!! There's one Messiah in OUR Universe...
#308. To: Landru, FBD, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, ALOHA RONNIE, backhoe, stand watie, Reagan Man, x (#253)
(To be sung to the Marshall-Tucker Band's "Heard It In A Love Song")
Fer my views to take hold.
MUD's been'a DittoHead so long now, the Truth must be told.
If I ever settle down...Rush speaks my mind!!
And it's damned high time that FReepers show a li'l spine!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong.
Like to start FReepin' against DemLib'rals today.
Lib'rals say that they love you, even though Left don't...
Let's help Dubyuh, man...it's time, we're Right, "Let's Roll!!"
He's that dude who knows all!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong!!
Wish y'all would come, but we don't need no Poltroons taggin' along.
Yes, we'll fight back DemWhores...gonna stand against Left's Lies.
We'll stay year after year until the Left's Fear drops from yer eyes.
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong.
Left's bad, we'll FReep 'em in time.
Truth's the hardest thing...Right's always tried to whup Leftist slime.
Medyuh ignores TREASON 'cuz DemSycophants LOVE Slick Will.
Slick was born a rapist and a liar and I guess he always will...
Justa Lovable Fuzzball!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong!!
#323. To: All (#253)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie laughs, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til the Left cries, "OWWWW!!!"
People done gone thrown Good Values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, man!
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I gotta full-blown ars'nal waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all this Madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on the boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're just Hist'ry, man!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT.
CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
#329. To: All (#253)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
Got TheDonald leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!
RATS love MarxistBernie...RATS kill infant children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the LeftWing Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Next, git RATboy Comey and that bozo Brennan!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS love Guv'ment freebies, cast their votes on their knees!!
Come together, Right NOW!! Drain DeeCee!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!
#342. To: goldilucky (#253)
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!
#352. To: conservativemusician, BigMan, Disco Dave, Stump, Cyber-Band (#253)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
#360. To: Cyber-Band, dead, Angelique, sultan88, stand watie, dirtboy, AuntB (#253)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Uneasy Rider")
Toolin' along in his Cabriolet,
Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio.
Just as he crossed that ol' Virginny line,
He heard that highway start to whine,
And he knew that Left rear tire was about to go!
Well, the spare was flat and he got uptight,
Becuz there wasn't a fillin' station in sight,
So he just limped on down the shoulder on the rim.
He went as far as he could and when he stopped the car...
It was right in front of my little bar,
Kind of a pool-hall-lookin' joint called "The Libertarian".
And arrogantly announced that he had a flat,
And would I accept some weed in exchange for a new one?
Well, there was one thing I was sure glad to see,
Wasn't a soul in the place 'cept fer him and me,
And he looked so disgustin', I just pointed towards the telephone.
He called up dead's station down the road aways,
And dead said he wasn't very busy today,
And he could be there in about ten minutes or so.
Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemonRAT!!"
And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that
I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.
When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car...
With the peace sign, pink wheels, and astroturf floor?"
Well, we looked at Bill and Slick damned near cried,
And decided that he'd just wait outside,
So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.
Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin,
These five REAL MEN come strollin' in,
With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Sultan!!
And he was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.
Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright,
'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee!
But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick,
And he knew he better think of something pretty quick,
So he just reached out and kicked Ol' Sultan right in the knee!!
Sultan let out a yell that'd curl your hair,
But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair...
And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man!
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy,
He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly,
And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"
But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me,
And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went!
I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far...
As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars,
And he voted for George McGovern for President!!
Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-Wing nags,
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag,
Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage!
He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys,
He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise,
'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!"
They all started lookin' real suspicious at Billy,
And he jumped up and said, "Now wait a minute, Sillies,
You know he's lyin', I been Conservative all of my life!
SO WHAT if I left my Country in a lurch?
I belong to the Little Rock Baptist Church,
Oh sure, I sleep with a lotta broads, but so'd you once you met my wife!"
Then Bill started whinin' 'bout the way he was stressed,
But I didn't wait for him to explain the rest,
I held off dirtboy while bouncin' Billy outta there on his butt!
And when he hit the ground he didn't relax...
'Cuz they was just takin' his car down off the jacks...
So he threw ol' dead a dime bag and fired that muthah up!!
Ol' Oprah Winfrey woulda sure got HOT...
At the way Bill was fussin' as he left my lot,
With AuntB hollerin' and chasin' him in a trot!
Now, lookin' back I shoulda let 'em have their fun,
Reckon that's I'm "The Compassionate One",
But I did join all them FReepers fer many a Tequila shot!!
When I realized ol' Bill's still smokin' that grass.
He was doin' the Sting as few men can...Hell! He even cut his hair!
Folks, he's had ya'll slavin' while he's spendin' and taxin',
As if Bill was our King and all loot's his for the cashin'...
Then Bill figured he oughtta split before the LAW got there.
'Cuz in his campaigns, he was caught dirty-dealin',
Influence sellin' and bimbos a'squeelin'...
But Right didn't INDICT 'til Slick was RE-IMPEACHED by Congress!
Folks, I think we're gonna rewrite Bill's script,
Instead of goin' workin' for that DreamWorks/Lippo Clique,
Let's sentence Bill to Leavenworth, post-President!!
#364. To: iceskater, sultan88, jla, FBD, ForGod'sSake, Landru, MeekOneGOP (#253)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Powderfinger")
With ol' JimRob FReepin' fer the flag...an interestin' tale.
I think yer nominee, John...Kerry's a guaranteed loser who's destined to fail!!
It's time fer Slick Willie to pay...Clinton'll git his JusticeDay!!
Days are numbered...Clinton LIED, yes he's SCUM!!
Lib'rals, we'll denigrate!!
Big John's been sinkin'...Lib'rals want that Howie-dude!!
So the powers that be sent me here to do the FReepin'...
And I'm not quite forty-two...I'm done ponderin' what to do...
We'll Liberate Iraq...and Destroy Dem Lib'ral FOOLS!!
Rush told me, "Slick is SCUM, son, LeftWing is good fer nothin'!!"
But when that gunshot hit Ron Brown, we saw it comin'...
Lib'rals LIE until they die...Clinton's crimes the Medyuh hides!!
Then we FReeped Black...and the Truth made the headlines!!
Slick Willie shall be caught...Bill pulled the trigger!!
Tyranny endures when good men dither...
We must CONVICT Slick's scum...Ashcroft's left much undone!!
RE-IMPEACH RAT's Number One, send Slick to prison!!
#371. To: Cyber-Band (#253)
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemonRATS by sight...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz Dem boyz were queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Bill Clinton and McAuliffe...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Medyuh Bores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
MUD owned that Bar and a memory...Medyuh Whore'd could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!
Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH the 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!
"You'll fry," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
T-Mac said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, $18 Million I did snake...
From Global Crossings' clueless skanks!!
Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"
Slick's spies were called....they attacked Dubyuh!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! )=^D
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
You're all done Presidin'!!!"
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"
"Clinton DETHRONED...Lib'rals DESTROYED at Polls!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, Dem twisted Lib'rals must be whacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!
The Lib'rals' reign...is dam'near o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!
End Trace Mode for Comment # 253.
[Home] [Headlines] [Latest Articles] [Latest Comments] [Post] [Mail] [Sign-in] [Setup] [Help] [Register]