(J-dog on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)
Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!! And DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!! Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God... Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!! The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance... Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France... But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!
Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!! And the Libs round here are meek like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!! Freep the churches...give RATS Hell!! Freedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!! Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!
The 4um gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!! We'll meet next to the White House exit line to sing against DeeCee's blight!! Folks, there's CORRUPTION up in the Beltway... Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!! Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our Righteous Fight!! We'll freep with pride 'til Clinton's debts are paid... Contract's made...We Shall RE-IMPEACH!! Libs trash our wars, trash our good name...suckers fer Big Guvernment dreams!! The EVIL LeftWing shunted...implodes 'cuzza rock'n'roll bands!! That face off against each other out in the street...Join OUR Righteous Stand!!
(Guitar jammin' by the Big Man)
In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage. My friends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!! Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country... Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks, but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!
(SlickWillie impersonator on saxaphone)
In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts freep... Bold ensigns fightin' fer what's Right...rememberin'... RATS Power is lost...fool Lib'rals, they rot...refusin' to WIN...they surrender!! In the jukejoints uptown, the RATS' vile dream is fer Power!! BigShots reckon Power's their God-given Right!! RINOs watchin while Independents're stole away... It's fer the World Right fights this noble fight!! Inside, the RightWing fight 'til Big Guv'ment's toast... You see, we're flesh while Left's fantasy!! Folks, the poets 'round here, we shout, "FReedom fer ALL!!" 'Cuz Right stands up fer our Liberty!! So come and freep fer what's Right...we'll peak fer our moment... The Right'll make an honest stand!! Left's mortally-wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!! The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!
About the time MUD's daddy left to fight in VietNam... I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl... Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal... Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's ever seen!!
So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up... Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!! MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand... Limbaugh said McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz DemLefties're all Dolts!! McAwful acts frightnin' but he knows he's mighty slow... RAT PUNK's mighty slow and soon he found out... Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!
So then I went and taught Slick's PUNK how Slick Willie LIES!! Slick's the Stainmaker, but RATS never knew why... RAT Chairman did DIE, Terry didn't understand... 'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"
The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand... Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!! SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan... Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's BoyFriend!!"
(Mudboy on harp)
Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!! Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...Patriots, hunt the dawgs down!! Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall... Terry punched at Mudboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!
PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head... Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said. "PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..." Voters polled the Lib'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man... Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!! Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"
Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
Say, truth be told, we're a free nation... Hospitable to all persuasions... Folks invade US, that ain't Right!! They take our jobs, not our will to fight!!
They use our schools, but they don't pay... They flood our hospitals and jails... They march our streets...rights, they don't have... ILLEGALS' lives are ContraBand!!
American people, Immigrant Pride... Give power to "them", and freedom dies!!
We are a proud Immigrant Nation... Justice dawns, we must be patient... Though I seem so gawldurned white... MUD's still part-injun deep inside!!
American people, immigrant pride... Respect our laws...or fear our might!!
Folks, maybe someday Left will learn... Immigrant nation always yearns... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned!!
"Immigrant Nation!!" (To be sung to Paul Revere And The Raiders' "Indian Reservation")
Say, truth be told, we're a free nation... Hospitable to all persuasions... Folks invade US, that ain't Right!! They take our jobs, not our will to fight!!
They use our schools, but they don't pay... They flood our hospitals and jails... They march our streets...rights, they don't have... ILLEGALS' lives are ContraBand!!
American people, Immigrant Pride... Give power to "them", and freedom dies!!
We are a proud Immigrant Nation... Justice dawns, we must be patient... Though I seem so gawldurned white... MUD's still part-injun deep inside!!
American people, immigrant pride... Respect our laws...or fear our might!!
Folks, maybe someday Left will learn... Immigrant nation always yearns... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned!!