Ain't ashamed, I'm uncouth... Still, I know to be free, must make yer stand!! Obama's all the rage... Media LIES!! 'Cuz it's Big Guv'ment that they demand. Dem Marxists, how they try... To steal my pay fer all their RAT programs!!
Truth's Right, RAT-slime!! Defeat the Left's nightmare!! 'Cuz Obama snorts blow...He's a Marxist man!! Networks still don't seem to care.
Eighteen: I fell in awe... Of a man as wise as could be. Reagan whupped up on Gorbachev... Dutch gave folks liberty!! But now each year, Fed takes what's mine... Big Guv'ment spends and spends!! Rush Limbaugh counseled, "Don't believe... RAT-Media's Leftist spin...NO!!"
Truth's Right, RAT-Slime!! You leeches steal yer share!! Then, Dem Lib'rals git stoned... Tout their Marxist plans... But Voters ain't unaware!!
(BigMan kickin' it on guitar)
Truth's Right!! Let's Fight!! Now we got our Veep, Sarah!! Gov'ner Palin's no joke... She says, "Drill ANWR!!" Devolve Power to the States!!
MUD knows what it means to FReep alone... But now we're in the Limbaugh Zone!! We don't care what RAT-Networks say... Right's gonna whup Left, each and every day. RATS shall fear the songs of the Syntaurs!! Realize, SlickBarry, we're gonna break yer Marxist heart!!
Mudboy Slim (6 September 2008)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Yes, they dreamed they saw a righteous army pleadin', Prayin' fer things from their King. There were Leftists kneelin' and young girls squealin'... Sang, "Barack is Liberty!! 'Cuz we got Big Change comin'...Dubyuh's DONE!!" Our youth's voting fer a dream!! Hope that Brother Barry is "The One"... Who can keep this Country free!! Pray that Prez'dent Barry is "The One"... Who will keep my Nation free!!
Press was lyin' fer their Lord Messiah... A tingle ran up their thighs. Networks swear that they ain't biased... Whilst ignoring Barry's lies. The Syntaurs' band's playin' in my head... RightWing felt like getting high. I was thinking about what Li'l Bill had said... He''s believin' the Media's lies. Thinking about what Obama said... But I reckon it was a lie.
(Reprise)
Folks, Left dreams of raising income taxes higher... Sosh'lists take yer raise fer Big Guv!! There were Lib'rals cryin', "Raise taxes higher!! Obama's the "Chosen One!!"" It's all a dream, George Soros' dream... Big Guv'ment's what they love. Prayin' Brother Barry's power greed... Ain't got freedom on the run. Standin' against Leftists' growing needs... 'Til forever.
Mudboy Slim (17 November 2008)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Our dreams we work towards... This land rejects all kings!! The Truth shall find its voice... For freedom, we sing...patriots shall sing!!
"Dutch" Reagan told me, "Big Guv'ment shouldn't grow!!" Good men must take a stand...smaller Guv'ment is our goal!! Folks, the Truth is everything!!
The "choice" of the RATS...they'd retreat...NO CHANCE!! We'll fight the fight so Left's free to prance... Folks, imagine RATS called MUD a dreamer. How many times must Guv'ment LIE?!! How many fears must good patriots fight?!! Country suffers from RATS' madness... Freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...freep fer Justice!!
(musical interlude)
Right's slashing our taxes...in God we trust!! We're Liberty's friend and for Justice we lust!! Take a stand...WIN THE WAR!! White doves shall fly!! Peace to all!! 'Cuz when Right fights, the SheepMasters'll fall!! Left ain't scarey anymore.
Said Rush to the crowd, "With the Truth, we'll fight!!" Black thread shall smite Left's fears and Left's lies... AlQueda's Death and Violence!! How many times must Lib'rals lie?! How come RINOs like avoiding fights?! Country suffers from RATS' madness!! Ohh...freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...help freep fer Justice!!
(FreakJam ensues....)
Mudboy Slim (15 February 2006)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station... And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!" And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this... That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!! Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... Another intern date... But Bill thought by the time he got there... She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!! Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear... Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head... Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... 'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys... Find a girl with thunderous thighs!! And if you're horny and dusty... 'Cuz your wife don't do the jam... Getta girl with thunderous thighs!! Well...
Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... That all you need to do is send more tax money to the... "Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment... Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... And all Right's dreams will come true!! Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer... Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts... But I'll tell ya...
So now Slick's down on his luck... 'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys... Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!! Now, if you're downright disgusted... And you're tired of Slick's scam... Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies! Yes, now Bill's down on his luck... In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside... He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Mudboy Slim (9/29/2000)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
After five good years together... Fightin' fer what is Right, We disagreed 'bout Dubyuh... 'Cuz spending's outta sight!! It's that ol' familiar fight, folks... Fed'ral spendin' must come down!! We must fight now fer less Guv'ment... Devolve Power outta DeeCee town!!
Well, I voted once fer Dubyuh... And FReeper songs I sang!! But I'm startin' to feel like a fool... 'Cuz spendin's growin' again!! So when it's time to vote next Autumn... My support it shan't come cheap... Bush's fooled me once, feel like such a dunce, I swear, Need a spendin' FREEZE!! (And I said)
chorus: When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!! It's Big Guv'ment I abhor!! Were yer promises just big lies?! How come we didn't CONVICT RATS' spies?! When do Conservatives get our turn?! Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!! GOP's somewhere that I don't belong... I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
Well, I voted 'gainst Jawn Wahnah... 'Cuz that RINO makes Libs proud!! But I expect more from Dubyuh... He'll last eight years, I've no doubt!! But we gotta put on spendin' brakes... And fight against Left's slime!! So before you tell Ol' Mud to leave, Cut spendin' fer all-time!!
(repeat chorus) When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!! It's Big Guv'ment that I abhor!! Were yer promises just big lies?! How come we didn't CONVICT RATS' spies?! When do Conservatives get our turn?! Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!! GOP's somewhere I wanna belong... I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
...sure, folks, I wanna belong... Wanna Party that knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
Mudboy Slim (03/07/2004)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Here comes the sun...Barry's "The One!!" And I say, "He's alright!!"
Lord Obama, it's been a long cold lonely eight years... Our Messiah, we feel our fears dry up like tears. Here comes "The One!!" He is OUR sun!! Still I say, "We're all right!!"
Lord Obama, bright smiles returning to our faces... Our Messiah, it's been eight years since Slick was here!! Here comes the sun...Barry's "The One!!" Marxists sing, "We're not Right!!"
Sun, sun, sun, here He comes... Sun, sun, sun, Barry Won!! Sun, sun, sun, here He comes... Sun, sun, sun, Barry Won!! Sun, sun, sun, here He comes...
Lord Obama, we hear the ice no longer melting... Our Messiah, it's been eight years since Slick was here!! Harness the sun...Big Oil is Done!! But I say "This ain't Right!!" Here comes the sun...Barry's "The One!!" We must fight!! 'Cuz we're Right!!
Mudboy Slim (22 December 2008)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, what's the deal with Big Guv? Hey Barry, why you goofin' on Lincoln? Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!! If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!!
Barry starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch? If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...COME ON!!
Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah David Axelrod, he has a Rovian task. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Barry, spending way too much!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!... If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
Mudboy Slim (27 January 2009)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
We are pleased to announce the "Defend America" Rally will be held on May 23, 2009 on the West Front Grassy Area at the United States Capitol in Washington, D.C.
This is a "grass roots" rally that will bring any and all Americans who are concerned about the growth of the power of the federal government and the loss of individual freedom in America together for an afternoon that will help to raise the awareness of citizens around the country to this issue and to raise the awareness of politicians that we will not tolerate the transition of America to socialism.
Rally Particulars:
The rally will begin at 1:00pm on the sidewalk across from the National Archives building on 9th Street. Buses can unload rally attendees there prior to 1:00pm. Rally participants will march from the Archives building down 9th Street to the National Mall, turn east, and then march to the Capitol West Front Grassy Area for the rally. Speeches will begin at approximately 1:30pm. Rally participants who are driving themselves to the rally can meet at the Archives rally point or meet at the West Front Grassy Area.
WooHOOO...could be fun...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
I haven't run away from anything....just downsizing my involvement....I'll still post there.
But I'm not surprised that you ***think*** the way you do...my missive there far exceded both your attention span and transitive lexicon.
That's all I have to say...I have 0 interest in discussing one board on another. What is there is there and what is here is here.
How you been anyway...especially now that everything that believe in and advocated has been a) shown to b a complete and utter failure and b) resoundinglyu rejected at the voting booth?
Are you as in denial as every one else of your ilk?
Hey, asshole, couple of things I wanted to tell you. How fortunate for me you'd pinged me to some lame song 'parody' and I didn't have to look far to find your stupid name, and self. BTW, you do realize that everyone bleeps over those stupid fucking 'parodies' don't you? don't you? lol, probably not, haha, you probably think yer fightin' for conservatism lol, anyhoo, dipshit, here's the things I wanted to mention:
a) Buckeroo's a hate-mongering moron...MUD
lol, and you are a complete fucking idiot. I'd rather spend time with Buckie, and he's completely fucking nuts. Where does that put you??!!
b) Badeye told me he's moved on from this place, but that shouldn't stop goldi from ending a rather substantial suspension of posting privileges, just in case...MUD
ok, where do I begin? I guess by calling you an asshole, for starters. Don't you see Badeye revelling in the attention everytime his stupid fucking name is mentioned at LP? Of course you don't, you're a fucking idiot yourself, but god man, ..... oh, fuck, why do I bother?? You're an asshole, man. So is Badeye. Maybe even more of an asshole than you. Is that possible? Perhaps, in his case.
He longs for the day he can return to LP as a returning vanquished hero. Don't doubt it or forget it.
Oh, what do I care, forget anything you want to.
Go fuck yourself.
You asshole.
(hi aka)
PS: Hey, Neil, thanks for the edit feature ....... asshole!
Not hiding. This place got hits from me on a semi-regular basis. I'm a news opinion junkie so I scour almost everywhere for them...except FR. I still lurk at the Pipe...Freedom Forum...and, despite what the typical mouthbreather at LP wants to believe, I did not say that I was leaving, I said that I was downsizing.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Dick.
Palo will be looking for you. She's going to miss you while you're on break.
My oldest friend on the forums...she's mellowed through the years...she was pretty viscious to anyone supporting Clinton throughout the impeachment process but I struck a note with her for appreciating her irony...she's always been sweet to me...
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Dick.
Just fine, thank you fer asking. Hope all is well with you and yours.
"...especially now that everything that believe in and advocated has been a) shown to b a complete and utter failure and b) resoundingly rejected at the voting booth?"
How so? Most of what I have believed and advocated (i.e. downsizing the Federal Leviathan) has NOT been advanced during the Bush years nor by the GOP candidate in November? McCain lost that election the minute he went along and supported the Bush/Paulson Bailout Plan. I was strongly against such a move, but it was heaven for Obama and the RATS...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."