The King of Lyin' smugly bows... "Respect the EX-Prez," we're told... "Protests shall cease...he'll be gone soon... Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
Has the Right lost its mind?! DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!! Lib'rals kill with great delight... The Right must fight this War... Folks, throw down the gauntlet now... Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!! Side-by-side, we'll freep and fight... Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
Hey...Dems gotta wonder... How far protectin' Slick they'll go! Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans... To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!! The Wisdom of the Forefathers told... "Preserve Equal Justice!!" Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care... 'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!! This Country is worth the fight... Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!! Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black... The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh... Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight... Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!! This World is filled with Good and Bad... How will our children know?! Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... Bold patriots taught me so... Fine time fer an uprise... RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!! The Pain of War cannot exceed... Waco's burnt stench of Death!! Our drums shall shake Slick's HarlemHalls... Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!! Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on... VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!! No need for Fear...we'll set things Right... Our Might'll transform the World!! Dance with the freepin' Right... Sing 'til the mornin' lights!! History looms...be Strong and Bold... We'll bring True Justice back!! Bring it back...
At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... At Guv'ment small and nice. We have caged The Butcher of Christians... Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!! Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!! Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it........
Regards...MUD
1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton!!)
If I could tell the World just one thing... It would be...that "We'll be OKAY!!" Don't get discouraged 'cuz Courage is Vital... And priceless in times like these...WE MUST EXACT JUSTICE!!
We shan't stop with bin Laden's head!! We must gather ourselves around our Faith... Fer Right's what the Leftists most fear!!
My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what they've sown. Yes, we're...the Right!! This is OUR home... And we shall not be broken!!
Zealotry...felled the Silver Twins... We must remove Left's cancer!!
Yes...heartache came to visit me... But I KNEW WHAT I WUZ DOIN' AFTER!!! We'll fight...we know we're Right!! For someone must stand up 'gainst Left's blight. 'Cuz where there's a man who has no voice... There OURS shall go singin'!!
My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what I've grown!! It's Justice Time...you've bombed my home!! Now, you've...gone provoked US!!!!
In the End, only the Truth matters... In the End, only Justice matters!! I will get down on my knees, and I will pray... You should get down on yer knees...yes, you should pray!! Allah? The planes went down...four buildings...soul-lessly razed!!
My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what I've smoked. Now you've riled us...attacked our home!! Folks, we shall not be broken!! Right shall not be broken!!!
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's mind. We are God's eyes...God's hands...Allah's heart. We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes... We are God's hands... RIGHT...MAKE YER STAND!!!
American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee! Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee! Don't come a'pimpin' the Federal Whore, Don't want you to regulate no more! I got more important things to do... Than waste my time hatin' life with you! "NOW Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!! DemocRAT Jacka$$, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee! Enviro-Whackos...Algore huggin' tree-ees... Don't come a'bitchin' around my store... Ain't gonna fund your Programs no more... Public Ed can stupidify, But Rush's Right don't believe their LIES! "NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay! Feminist NAZIS...listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'ral, said get away-ay! Hill'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay! Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores... Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more... We don't need your welfare schemes... We don't need your class enmity! Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies... The Right will just convict his spies!! Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!! American Sheeple...when will you see?!!
GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more! We're gonna nail ya, Lib'rals! We'll RE-IMPEACH ya, Clinton! Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye! You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!! Gotta look Slick, Right, in the eye, Tell'im what he's gotta do, "Ya know ya gotta leave...ya know ya gotta go!" Bill's in CHAINS by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?! Slick, ya gotta leave-eve!!
Goodbye, President Clinton...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!!
Lately Right's been running on Faith... Searchin' fer Justice and Truth. But our World will be Right... When BigJohn sings our tune.
Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I freep... Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray. Protect the World from Left's slime... Please McCain, join the fray!!
Right's always been... Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay. Seems like by now... Right'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!
Then we'd go running on faith... All of Right's dreams shall come true!! All the world will be Right... When BigJohn loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!
(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)
Right's always been... One to fight fer that fer which we pray!! Seems like by now... We'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!
Won't believe Pubbies on faith... All of Right's dreams shall come true!! Lead the world 'cuz we're Right... John McCain, you can join US, too!! Yes, you can... And Rush shall support you... Then Sean shall support you... And MUD shall support you... All of Right's dreams shall come true... The Right shall support you... Truth shall see you thru...
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... 'Cuz I see a future that's Just. Some ol' friends call me Moe Reese... 'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong... Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry... Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUD's a freeper...MUD's a grinnin'... Slick's a Felon...should be in prison... We'll freep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... DemRATS' are misspoken... Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep freepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned... We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!! Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! Patriots, keep talking about Slick Willie... 'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong... Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!! Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!