Title: The Barn Yard Source:
[None] URL Source:[None] Published:Jun 21, 2015 Author:A K A Stone Post Date:2015-06-21 23:13:04 by A K A Stone Keywords:None Views:5681 Comments:35
Things have been getting out of hand. Myself included.
Lets get back on track to making this place respectful.
If you have a beef with someone. Take it to the barn yard.
Moo. That could work. Or perhaps "Meuh". That's the sound French cows make.
Oink Oink? Meh.
Baa. Baa. Could fit.
Woof! WooF! French dogs say "Ouaf, ouaf".
Perhaps "Meow". French cats say "Miao". Also, over there refer to the vocalization of women during reproductive activities as her "Miao, miao".
I know what works best for me: Cock-a-doodle-do, from the dung-heap. French roosters say "Cocorico".
So, that's it. Vicomte13 here, reporting from the barnyard, atop my very own dungheap; Cocorico! Cocorico! It's morning! Wake up sleepy heads! Cocorico! Cocorico! I'm the best! Look at me, such pretty plumage! Cocorico! Pay attention! Here! Here! Here! Cocorico! (Pulls at the straw with claws and cocks head angrily.) Cocorico!
It's somebody else's barnyard, but I am the loudest! Cocorico!