"I'm Sooo Happy!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Lithium")
I'm so happy 'cuz today...I'm proud, my friends!!
Truth's in my head...
Left's so ugly, but that's Okay, 'cuz RATS breed fools!!
Conquer our fears...
Each day's morning it's JusticeDay becuz I care...
I ain't scair't...Lord, my candle shall not fade!!
'Cuz I've found God...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
I'm a Voter, we'll rule the day...(or) I'll shave my head!!
Then, we'll be glad...
Justice, ladies, it'sa shame Slick walks free upon this earth!!
Let's git excited!! Right can't wait to freep Jean there...we won't be fair!!
I'm past forty, but we'll make haste!!
Our goals are pure!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
I'd kiss you...but we're on attack!!
We'll love you...just hang out on Black!!
Left kills you...it's a well-known fact!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
If yer brave, come hang out on Black...
Mitt Romney...get US back on track!!
Slick killed knaves...we must pay Bill ba-a-a-ack!!
I'm so happy 'cuz today...I'm proud, my friends!!
Truth's in my head...
Left's so ugly, but that's Okay, 'cuz RATS breed fools!!
Conquer our fears...
Each day's morning it's JusticeDay becuz I care...
I ain't scair't...Lord, my candle shall not fade!!
'Cuz I've found God...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
I'd kiss you...but we're on attack!!
We'll love you...just hang out on Black!!
Left kills you...it's a well-known fact!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
If yer brave, come hang out on Black...
Mitt Romney...get US back on track!!
Slick killed knaves...we must pay Bill ba-a-a-ack!!
Mudboy Slim (03/26/2004)