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Title: Hilarious Vintage Cigarette Commercials: Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble share a couple fags
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URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lm3ES7J3zc
Published: Jun 2, 2015
Author: Various
Post Date: 2015-06-02 19:00:53 by Operation 40
Keywords: tobacco, cigarette, fag
Views: 2837
Comments: 13
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#1. To: Operation 40 (#0)
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I like the commercials in the first clip, you forgot to mention Lucie and Ricky (Desi) in it. 'Keep your man happy' The liberated woman Virginia Slims clip reminds me of TV when I was young.
Before the e cigs rolling seems to have been the way to smoke on the cheap but it is a lot of work it seems (I am not a smoker) but now I am seeing e cigs everywhere.
These old commercials remind me of some things, I remember Green Lucky Strike packages, I remember when Philip Morris packs came with two pennies on the inside, I even remember free little 5 cigarette packs handed out on street corners as samples. I guess I ahve a pretty good memory. But you know there are somethings I never remember. I never remember a mans bragging about his wife smelling of stale tobacco. I can't ever seem to remember a man bragging about his wife being able to drink him under the table. I, regardless of how hard I try, cannot remember a man, in an effort to impress others, brag about how filthy his wives mouth is. What I do remember is how my grandfather, treated my grandmother, who never smoked, never cussed, and never drank more than one glass of wine.
I had an uncle that could roll one by hand, and it would look perfect. He once asked me to roll one for him. LOL ! What a mess, I had more on the table & the floor than in the cig, which ended up looking like a pretzel. It appears to be fairly simple if using one of the rolling machines. That is what my wife does. I quit about 4 years ago. It is very tuff to do, but I made it. I am trying to get her to quit, but I am not being a PIA over it. I know that does not help. She will have to do like I did. I liked smoking, but decided on my own to quit, and did. It took a while, but I made it. I will be very happy if she quits. I really wish I had never started! Si vis pacem, para bellum
I smoked cigarettes for 21 years. Now? I will never touch tobacco again.
Now? I will never touch tobacco again. I'm overjoyed to learn that you managed to quit doing something that you didn't want to do. Yet you clicked on a thread with cigarettes in the title. Hmmmm... I've quit a few times. But I probably won't quit again, because I enjoy it. And I've somehow learned to limit consumption. And Organic Tobacco doesn't leave 1/4 inch of tar residue in the bottom of ashtrays, like regular store bought cigarettes do. That filth is collecting in people's lungs. I thought sharing a tip on how other people that still enjoy smoking tobacco and haven't quit can save up to 90% of whatever they are spending on it. It's a tough economy, isn't it. By the way, how would you like it if I stumbled into one of your various food threads and explained to the forum members how glad I was to finally have quit eating meat and how much better I feel without all the growth hormones and chemicals that are force fed to cows and chickens? I will never touch meat again, believe me. I find it TOTALLY DISGUSTING and REPUGNANT. Please start up a weekend thread on Steaks or Fried Chicken, so I can pipe in. TIA
I'm all for people testing the long term consequences of smoking whatever e-cig smokers are smoking. It's like the people that scarf down GMO food. No one knows what will happen in 30, 40 or 50 years, but they're willing to be guinea pigs and test it out for the rest of us. I won't be joining in though, I will always prefer real natural organic tobacco. And I sometimes feel sorry for those that will never experience the joy of a good organic smoke with a cup of steaming black coffee.
I smoked cigarettes for 21 years - age 21 to 42. Sat in the basement in nicotine withdrawal for months -
Good testimonial, Chuck. You can be proud of yourself,
My father smoked menthol cigarettes for 60 years. But he did live to age 89 - 3 1/2 months short of 90. But during that last decade of his life - he had COPD/emphysema/lung cancer. He passed away in October of 2014 by the way.
Proud as punch for exhibiting a little bit
Well - here it is: For several years in my early twenties I was a vegetarian. But I've got to manage my carbs - and check my blood sugar And you have apparently read some of of food threads - So keep following my food threads (if you want) - I'll Yes - they load up the meat with A LOT of bad stuff - but we See ya!
#2. To: Operation 40 (#0)
#3. To: Operation 40 (#0)
#4. To: Operation 40 (#0)
#5. To: Pericles (#3)
" rolling seems to have been the way to smoke on the cheap but it is a lot of work it seems "
#6. To: Operation 40 (#0)
From age 21 to age 42.
I find it totally disgusting and repugnant.
#7. To: Chuck_Wagon (#6)
I smoked cigarettes for 21 years. From age 21 to age 42.
I find it totally disgusting and repugnant.
#8. To: Pericles (#3)
I am seeing e cigs everywhere
#9. To: Operation 40 (#8)
Then - after trying to quit several times -
I went cold turkey.
just sitting down there in an old desk chair - shivering.
After going though that, I'm NEVER going to touch
nicotine in any form ever again. EVER. Glad I'm free of it.
#10. To: Chuck_Wagon (#9)
I know that you must be.
#11. To: Operation 40 (#7)
I enjoy it.
From age 15 to age 75 - when he underwent a quadruple heart
bypass operation. He didn't smoke after that - because he
physically could not.
In agony - struggling to breath. Is that the way you want to go?
Give it serious thought.
#12. To: Gatlin (#10)
You can be proud of yourself,
I know that you must be.
of intelligence after 21 years of blatant
stupidity. You betcha!
#13. To: Operation 40 (#7)
I will never touch meat again, believe me.
Now - several decades later - I am a type 2 diabetic.
I don't feel that there is any 'causality' between
the two - it just is what it is.
three times a day.
but I have NEVER posted anything about fried chicken
or steak - let's be fair and honest here.
be talking about food - healthy food - with some protein -
and it'll be tasty too.
can get into all of that later.
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