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Title: I have to bake my own birthday cake
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Published: May 26, 2015
Author: birthday boy
Post Date: 2015-05-26 13:26:57 by Chuck_Wagon
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Views: 3473
Comments: 30

My girlfriend was aghast -

She said: 'You KNOW that I can't cook a damn thing!' (True.)

My Mom said: 'Look - I'll mix up the cake mix from the box -
but all this stuff you are talking about - the different (2)
layers and the chocolate whatever - THAT is YOUR deal.'

So be it.
These women are just not ambitious....

And the cherry pie filling goes on top, you see...

I'll do it. I must...

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#2. To: Chuck_Wagon (#0)

My girlfriend was aghast -

She said: 'You KNOW that I can't cook a damn thing!' (True.) My Mom said: 'Look - I'll mix up the cake mix from the box - but all this stuff you are talking about - the different (2) layers and the chocolate whatever - THAT is YOUR deal.'

So be it. These women are just not ambitious.... And the cherry pie filling goes on top, you see...

I'll do it. I must...

I understand. It is like my wife, being nice, wanting to BBQ steaks on Father's day. The Grill area is the man area and burning expensive animal flesh on the grill is manly business. So I let her marinate the steaks of course and cook the sides etc. But the burning of animal flesh remains manly work especially on father's day:)

I told them if they did not want me 'slaving' over a grill (really it's fun) for father's day then just take me to a ball game:)

redleghunter  posted on  2015-05-26   13:39:36 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: redleghunter (#2)

...he burning of animal flesh remains manly work...

Right. My mom didn't even want to go to the trouble
of BBQing hamburgers on the outdoor gas grill.
My girlfriend doesn't know how to do a shrimp stir fry -

"Okay - don't worry - I'll do it...

Happy birthday indeed, eh?

Chuck_Wagon  posted on  2015-05-26   15:07:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Chuck_Wagon (#10)

BTW...Happy Birthday!

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#17. To: redleghunter (#12)

BTW...Happy Birthday!

Thank You!

(I'm only one year past the milestone that caused me terror/grief.)

Chuck_Wagon  posted on  2015-05-26   19:36:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Chuck_Wagon (#17)

(I'm only one year past the milestone that caused me terror/grief.)

LOL. Not quite there yet, but a few years behind you. However, I've noticed that the second 'half' of life seems to add depth.

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