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Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest #1. To: Chuck_Wagon (#0) Aren't you a little old for a birthday cake? Birthdays are just another day these years. Maybe when I was twelve was the last time I had a birthday cake. Fred Mertz  posted on  2015-05-26   13:29:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2. To: Chuck_Wagon (#0) My girlfriend was aghast - She said: 'You KNOW that I can't cook a damn thing!' (True.) My Mom said: 'Look - I'll mix up the cake mix from the box - but all this stuff you are talking about - the different (2) layers and the chocolate whatever - THAT is YOUR deal.' So be it. These women are just not ambitious.... And the cherry pie filling goes on top, you see... I'll do it. I must... I understand. It is like my wife, being nice, wanting to BBQ steaks on Father's day. The Grill area is the man area and burning expensive animal flesh on the grill is manly business. So I let her marinate the steaks of course and cook the sides etc. But the burning of animal flesh remains manly work especially on father's day:) I told them if they did not want me 'slaving' over a grill (really it's fun) for father's day then just take me to a ball game:) “Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will give you rest.” (Matthew 11:28) redleghunter  posted on  2015-05-26   13:39:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #3. To: Fred Mertz, Chuck_Wagon (#1) Aren't you a little old for a birthday cake? One is never too 'old' for a birthday cake. My grandmother had one on her 100th birthday. Birthdays are just another day these years. Maybe when I was twelve was the last time I had a birthday cake. That could explain a lot:) “Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will give you rest.” (Matthew 11:28) redleghunter  posted on  2015-05-26   13:41:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #4. To: redleghunter (#3) I attended my Granny's 109th. Birthday cakes are for women. Fred Mertz  posted on  2015-05-26   13:45:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #5. To: All (#2) I told them if they did not want me 'slaving' over a grill (really it's fun) for father's day then just take me to a ball game:) I wish that we had a professional baseball team in Denver. потому что Бог хочет это тот путь SOSO  posted on  2015-05-26   13:48:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #6. To: Fred Mertz (#4) Birthday cakes are for women. Keep the cakes, I want cherry tarts for my birthday. Vicomte13  posted on  2015-05-26   14:20:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #7. To: SOSO (#5) I wish that we had a professional baseball team in Denver. You do: http://colorado.rockies.mlb.com/col/ballpark/transportation/index.jsp Unless you are saying such 'tongue in cheek' because they stink this year:) “Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will give you rest.” (Matthew 11:28) redleghunter  posted on  2015-05-26   14:21:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #8. To: Chuck_Wagon (#0) "I have to bake my own birthday cake" Just don't leave it out in the rain. misterwhite  posted on  2015-05-26   14:51:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #9. To: Fred Mertz (#1) Aren't you a little old for a birthday cake? Oh heck! I've only just entered into my second half-century of life! Chuck_Wagon  posted on  2015-05-26   14:54:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #10. To: redleghunter (#2) ...he burning of animal flesh remains manly work... Right. My mom didn't even want to go to the trouble of BBQing hamburgers on the outdoor gas grill. My girlfriend doesn't know how to do a shrimp stir fry - "Okay - don't worry - I'll do it... Happy birthday indeed, eh? Chuck_Wagon  posted on  2015-05-26   15:07:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #11. To: Chuck_Wagon (#0) " I have to bake my own birthday cake " Why go to all that trouble? Just go to Wal Mart & buy one. Personally, I would rather have a good strawberry, peach, apple, lemon, blueberry, or pecan pie. Yum, yum! Si vis pacem, para bellum Stoner  posted on  2015-05-26   15:46:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #12. To: Chuck_Wagon (#10) BTW...Happy Birthday! “Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will give you rest.” (Matthew 11:28) redleghunter  posted on  2015-05-26   16:07:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #13. To: redleghunter (#2) I told them if they did not want me 'slaving' over a grill (really it's fun) for father's day then just take me to a ball game:) You either have to wait until the As come to town (23rd) or maybe go to RR plays Iowa... “Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.â€� CZ82  posted on  2015-05-26   18:52:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #14. To: redleghunter (#7) Unless you are saying such 'tongue in cheek' because they stink this year:) And for most of their 22 years in the league. They haven't had a winning season since 2010 and rarely have been in contention. In fact they only had 7 winning seasons since the came into the league. Even their best year when they went to the series they did not win the division - and they had to win 21 games straight at the end of the season to make it as a wild card. It's a real shame because Coor's Field is a very nice place to spend a summer's evening and watch a ball game - one of the best ballparks around. Perhaps that is why people are still buying tickets. That and to see their favorite visiting team when in town. потому что Бог хочет это тот путь SOSO  posted on  2015-05-26   19:03:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #15. To: Chuck_Wagon, All (#0) We celebrate birthdays all wrong. We should start with the number of candles on the cake for our life expectancy and remove one candle each year. When we get to no cnadles we are living on free time. Now that's worth celebrating! потому что Бог хочет это тот путь SOSO  posted on  2015-05-26   19:08:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #16. To: Stoner (#11) ...& buy one.... I was very tempted to buy the coconut one at ShopRRite yesterday. VERY tempted. Chuck_Wagon  posted on  2015-05-26   19:31:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #17. To: redleghunter (#12) BTW...Happy Birthday! Thank You! (I'm only one year past the milestone that caused me terror/grief.) Chuck_Wagon  posted on  2015-05-26   19:36:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #18. To: Chuck_Wagon (#16) Sorry I did not express before, but Happy Birthday !! Si vis pacem, para bellum Stoner  posted on  2015-05-27   0:25:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #19. To: Chuck_Wagon (#17) Yes, happy birthday Chuck! Fred Mertz  posted on  2015-05-27   7:58:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #20. To: Chuck_Wagon (#17) (I'm only one year past the milestone that caused me terror/grief.) LOL. Not quite there yet, but a few years behind you. However, I've noticed that the second 'half' of life seems to add depth. “Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will give you rest.” (Matthew 11:28) redleghunter  posted on  2015-05-27   11:12:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #21. To: Fred Mertz (#19) Yes, happy birthday Chuck! Thanks! And yes - the cake was very good! Chuck_Wagon  posted on  2015-05-27   13:35:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #22. To: Fred Mertz (#19) Yes, happy birthday Chuck! Thanks Fred! Heck - what is the only alternative to getting older? Chuck_Wagon  posted on  2015-05-27   13:43:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #23. To: Stoner (#18) Sorry I did not express before, but Happy Birthday !! Heck, don't apologize. It's not like I virulently publicize the thing... Chuck_Wagon  posted on  2015-05-27   13:48:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #24. To: Chuck_Wagon (#22) Heck - what is the only alternative to getting older? Have a will and pre-pay for your funeral. I'm working on both and I might have 30 or more years to go. I went to a funeral a few hours ago. 84 year-old German woman married to a GI. Very nice couple. He passed on in 2011, so they're together again. First time I saw one of those Columbarium storage crypts opened to store her boxed ashes. Fred Mertz  posted on  2015-05-27   14:06:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #25. To: Chuck_Wagon (#0) You are definitely never too old to have a birthday cake. I still have them and desire them more than gifts. Have a great birthday too! goldilucky  posted on  2015-05-28   12:47:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #26. To: goldilucky (#25) Have a great birthday too! Thanks! My Mom was talking about sweatpants, and T-Shirts - I said - 'Give it a rest Mom!' Chuck_Wagon  posted on  2015-05-28   13:13:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #27. To: Chuck_Wagon (#0) So be it. These women are just not ambitious.... I bet your housekeeper knows how to bake a birthday cake... Afterall... she does have 5 kids, ya know.... Some people march to a different drummer - and some people POLKA. Willie Green  posted on  2015-05-28   13:15:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #28. To: Fred Mertz (#24) ...boxed ashes... Yeah. My Dad passed away last October. (89yo - 3 1/2 moths short of 90) We have the box of his ashes. He's going to be buried with full military honors in Brigadier General William C. Doyle Memorial Cemetery (northern Burlington county, NJ). My Mom didn't want to deal with it in the winter. Neither did I. But now it's now not winter. So time for taps. Gotta make the arrangements. Chuck_Wagon  posted on  2015-05-28   13:32:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #29. To: Willie Green (#27) ...Afterall... she does have 5 kids, ya know.... That's why I'm steering clear of her - even thought she is quite attractive. So am I a jerk? I don't think so. The two guys who left her and her kids are the jerks. Chuck_Wagon  posted on  2015-05-28   13:43:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #30. To: Chuck_Wagon (#0) I'll do it. I must... I completely understand. Anyone who doesn't understand, doesn't understand cake and should not be trusted. We used to be a land where we gave up our lives to protect our freedom. Now we give up our freedom to protect our lives. We The People  posted on  2015-05-28   18:45:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest

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