Title: My TV remote control disappeared Source:
[None] URL Source:[None] Published:Apr 14, 2015 Author:me Post Date:2015-04-14 17:53:54 by no gnu taxes Keywords:None Views:810 Comments:5
I know I had it on the sofa. I know I changed channels there. I know I didn't take it anywhere. I looked for it for 30 minutes. Everywhere. Yes, under the cushions too. It's not here
I know I had it on the sofa. I know I changed channels there. I know I didn't take it anywhere. I looked for it for 30 minutes. Everywhere. Yes, under the cushions too. It's not here
Am I going crazy?
Look in the refrigerator just beside or behind the ice cream. That's where mine was.
The NSA took it,and are using it to remotely read your mind.
Shhhhh! It's a big secret,and you would be in a heap of trouble if they knew you found out.
Why is democracy held in such high esteem when its the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)