Border Collie: "Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code." Afghan: "Light bulb? What light bulb?"
Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?"
Rottweiler: "Just one. You want to make something of it?"
Lab: "Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I?"
Jack Russell Terrier: "I'll just pop it in while I am bouncing off the walls and furniture."
Cocker Spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
Pointer: "I see it, there it is, there it is, right there . . . ."
Greyhound: "It isn't moving so who cares?"
Australian Shepard: "First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle . . ."
Boxer: "If I could stop wiggling my butt long enough to quit falling off the chair..."
Golden Retriever #2: "I'll be glad to change the light bulb for you, but first can't we play catch with the tennis ball, or frisbee - and then I want to lick your face and rest my head in your lap and look up at you with my sad eyes. What, you're changing the light bulb yourself - you didn't have to do that - but I looooove you so much for being my friend and doing that."
Dalmatian: "Just one, but I will really hate the new bulb."
Wolf-dog hybrid: "Let me see that light bulb, anyway. What's it made of, what's inside of it, what will happen if I drop it. I might change it, but let me think about it. You're not trying to tell me what to do, are you? Hey, I just had a great idea. I think I'll change that light bulb!"
Pit bull: "Just one, but then I'll hang on to it, dangling from it until the ceiling falls in."
