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Title: Happy Monday! A Cop Car Caught Fire Outside of Dunkin’ Donuts.
Source: The Anti-Media
URL Source: http://theantimedia.org/happy-monda ... fire-outside-of-dunkin-donuts/
Published: Mar 16, 2015
Author: Willow Brooks
Post Date: 2015-03-17 11:15:13 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 1474
Comments: 7

Cop pats down baby
(ANTIMEDIAPortsmouth, VA — While police in Portsmouth were stopped early Friday morning at a Dunkin’ Donuts, a miracle happened. The heavens smiled upon America’s indentured slaves and the cop car caught fire, seriously. The car was parked at the Dunkin’ Donuts @ 4701 George Washington Highway in Portsmouth, VA.

Firefighters fucked it up around 2am and put the fire out. Clueless, the police are investigating what caused the fire. No one was hurt by the blaze except the police car; a car traditionally used to help cops issue tickets and imprison folks into Virginia’s for-profit prison system. Mysteriously, Dunkin Donuts was closed at that time according to their website.

No word if the cops were staking out an actual crime or just a powdered jelly, boston cream or cup of coffee. It must take a lot of sugar and caffeine to mindlessly trudge through shifts as henchmen for the elite.

Anyways, here’s an epic ode to cops and donuts via Occupy Wall Street. Happy Monday!


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#4. To: Deckard (#0)

Shamrock donuts!

Chuck_Wagon  posted on  2015-03-17   16:25:43 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Chuck_Wagon (#4)

Looks good.

But I must say "away with you donut, carbs of the devil!"

redleghunter  posted on  2015-03-17   16:38:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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"away with you donut, carbs of the devil!"

Are you telling me that sugar-free donuts don't exist?
At all?

A delegation must immediately be sent to the UN
to address this situation!

(Or maybe not...)

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