We've all shaken a fitness tracker or two in our lives to beat the system. But now, Pornhub is making a wearable meant for just that—shaking. And beating. It's called the Wankband, and it lets you charge your gadgets by jacking off. It was only a matter of time.
So how many Birkenstock-wearing dirty hippies would you have to load a high-speed train with in order to be able to cruise at 200mph just by being a bunch of jerks? I'm picturing Birkenstocks, dirty fat-bellied hippies, all plugged in to the train via USB.
So how many Birkenstock-wearing dirty hippies would you have to load a high-speed train with in order to be able to cruise at 200mph just by being a bunch of jerks? I'm picturing Birkenstocks, dirty fat-bellied hippies, all plugged in to the train via USB.
But you would have to waste the time and money spent building it to find out.
And $5 says the current dictator would be all in on this study. Gotta take cars away from the American populace they just don't deserve them, just like other 3rd world schittholes around the world.
