We've all shaken a fitness tracker or two in our lives to beat the system. But now, Pornhub is making a wearable meant for just that—shaking. And beating. It's called the Wankband, and it lets you charge your gadgets by jacking off. It was only a matter of time.
So how many Birkenstock-wearing dirty hippies would you have to load a high-speed train with in order to be able to cruise at 200mph just by being a bunch of jerks? I'm picturing Birkenstocks, dirty fat-bellied hippies, all plugged in to the train via USB.
