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Title: Golf Ball Hit From Moon During Apollo 14 Mission Found By Rover On Mars
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URL Source: http://empirenews.net/golf-ball-hit ... ission-found-by-rover-on-mars/
Published: Jan 25, 2015
Author: Abe Abrams
Post Date: 2015-01-27 11:15:05 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 15206
Comments: 40
NASA today confirmed images relayed to Earth by the Mars Rover are, indeed, a Titleist golf ball. Scientists were happy to report that the mystery of the golf ball has been solved, and that there’s a logical explanation for it. ”When the image of the golf ball was released, internet rumors ranged from golf playing aliens to the Mars Rover mission being a NASA hoax filmed here on Earth. I’m happy to report we have solved the mystery of the golf ball found in the Gabrielle Crater on Mars,” said Lead Mars Rover scientist Carl White. “The golf ball is none other than the one Alan Shepard hit off the lunar surface in 1971 during the Apollo 14 mission. When Mr. Shepard hit the ball on the Moon, with the Moon’s low gravity the ball was launched into space. We have calculated the ball traveled 35 million miles and took forty years to land on Mars.” “Since the ball landed in Gabrielle Crater we are happy to say that a NASA astronaut now holds the longest hole in one record in golf history,” said president of Titleist Golf Company Joe Goldsmith. “Unfortunately, Mr. Shepard died in 1988, but I met him a few times, and I’m sure he would be proud to hold such a record.” “Alan played golf all the time,” says widow Mary Shepard. ”I’m not sure how proud he would be though that the ball was found on Mars. When he got back from the Apollo 14 mission in 1971, he told me he was aiming at Uranus, so he must have hooked it.”
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#1. To: Deckard (#0)
Even a bullet would not reach escape velocity if fired on the moon. Shepherd's famous swing:
I debated whether or not I should post this under humor, but you're right. Anyways, even NASA admits that we never went to the moon anyways.
That site is a hoax site.
#5. To: TooConservative (#4)
Natch.
Yeah - I
wondered if anyone was going to catch on. It's like "The Onion". Next time
I post a piece like this I'll put it under humor.
incomprehensible blather
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#3. To: TooConservative (#1)
Even a bullet would not reach escape velocity if fired on the moon.
#4. To: Deckard (#3)
Replies to Comment # 4. That site is a hoax site.
#9. To: TooConservative (#4)
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That site is a hoax site.
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