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Title: Golf Ball Hit From Moon During Apollo 14 Mission Found By Rover On Mars
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URL Source: http://empirenews.net/golf-ball-hit ... ission-found-by-rover-on-mars/
Published: Jan 25, 2015
Author: Abe Abrams
Post Date: 2015-01-27 11:15:05 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 15164
Comments: 40
NASA today confirmed images relayed to Earth by the Mars Rover are, indeed, a Titleist golf ball. Scientists were happy to report that the mystery of the golf ball has been solved, and that there’s a logical explanation for it. ”When the image of the golf ball was released, internet rumors ranged from golf playing aliens to the Mars Rover mission being a NASA hoax filmed here on Earth. I’m happy to report we have solved the mystery of the golf ball found in the Gabrielle Crater on Mars,” said Lead Mars Rover scientist Carl White. “The golf ball is none other than the one Alan Shepard hit off the lunar surface in 1971 during the Apollo 14 mission. When Mr. Shepard hit the ball on the Moon, with the Moon’s low gravity the ball was launched into space. We have calculated the ball traveled 35 million miles and took forty years to land on Mars.” “Since the ball landed in Gabrielle Crater we are happy to say that a NASA astronaut now holds the longest hole in one record in golf history,” said president of Titleist Golf Company Joe Goldsmith. “Unfortunately, Mr. Shepard died in 1988, but I met him a few times, and I’m sure he would be proud to hold such a record.” “Alan played golf all the time,” says widow Mary Shepard. ”I’m not sure how proud he would be though that the ball was found on Mars. When he got back from the Apollo 14 mission in 1971, he told me he was aiming at Uranus, so he must have hooked it.”
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#1. To: Deckard (#0)
Even a bullet would not reach escape velocity if fired on the moon. Shepherd's famous swing:
Sounds like a Seinfeld episode....8-)
I debated whether or not I should post this under humor, but you're right. Anyways, even NASA admits that we never went to the moon anyways. That site is a hoax site.
Natch.
"The biggest mistake that libertarians make is the way they view government and private sectors. Government is the root of all evil, and the private sector is the source of all good. Libertarians have never figured out that people are the same whether in the government or in the private sector." --Paul Craig Roberts
The golfball was a *Titleist*. I don't think NASA or Kramer uses any other ball :-)
Natch. That Deckard is one gullible dude!!!
"The biggest mistake that libertarians make is the way they view government and private sectors. Government is the root of all evil, and the private sector is the source of all good. Libertarians have never figured out that people are the same whether in the government or in the private sector." --Paul Craig Roberts
Yeah - I
wondered if anyone was going to catch on. It's like "The Onion". Next time
I post a piece like this I'll put it under humor. "The Sea of Tranquility was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli"
No, you won't.
"The biggest mistake that libertarians make is the way they view government and private sectors. Government is the root of all evil, and the private sector is the source of all good. Libertarians have never figured out that people are the same whether in the government or in the private sector." --Paul Craig Roberts
What makes you so sure they ain't? Ever talked much to anyone that commits golf on a regular basis? “Alan played golf all the time,” says widow Mary Shepard. ”I’m not sure how proud he would be though that the ball was found on Mars. When he got back from the Apollo 14 mission in 1971, he told me he was aiming at Uranus, so he must have hooked it.” Not THAT'S funny,I don't care who you are!
Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)
HA! Good turn of the phrase.
I knew it! All that bragging and Shepherd was just a slicing hacker!
" For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart." (Hebrews 4:12)
LOL excellent. Clever.
" For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart." (Hebrews 4:12)
According to Sheila Jackson Lee, the ball landed on Mars, right next to “the flag the astronauts planted there before.” (Bear in mind, this was a woman who was then serving on the House Science Committee, and on the Subcommittee that oversees U.S. space policy)
incomprehensible blather
Moderator X
alex jonesII kook central - ground zero - memorial
If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !
pretend you knew it was fake blame it on normal people this goes for
comprehensible - acceptable posting on lf
If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas -
semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !
you don't know what a metrosexual is ... what salon - slate is --- where is your comprehensive level ! is toolconservative posting about me not to be challenged if you want the one handed weirdo hand clapping audience just let me know the dhs need to track these weirdos I shouldn't interfere with your job
If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !
Talk normal.
Ha!
"The biggest mistake that libertarians make is the way they view government and private sectors. Government is the root of all evil, and the private sector is the source of all good. Libertarians have never figured out that people are the same whether in the government or in the private sector." --Paul Craig Roberts
Only in your crazy mind ... smashed - fup - stunted - wrecked life - mind --- do you get to tell me what to do ! comprehension level preschool - kindergarten
If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !
Only in your crazy mind ... smashed - fup - stunted - wrecked life - mind --- do you get to tell me what to do ! comprehension level pre mental wreck - meltdown ps ... stay in your element - league --- wheel chair old men - crack whores !
If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !
Banjo Boy, give it a rest. Like Biff suggested, write like a normal human being, rather than a tripping out freak.
you too Only in your crazy mind ... smashed - fup - stunted - wrecked life - mind --- do you get to tell me what to do ! comprehension level pre mental wreck - meltdown ps ... stay in your element - league --- wheel chair old men - crack whores !
If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !
You know you don't have to read or respond to what he posts, there is a bozo feature.
mind that thinks it is random thoughts blather when it should be structured appears dropout. sentence structure chaos ps run, exercise, read, keeps mind occupied opposite chaos
You forgot to include an exclamation mark!
"The biggest mistake that libertarians make is the way they view government and private sectors. Government is the root of all evil, and the private sector is the source of all good. Libertarians have never figured out that people are the same whether in the government or in the private sector." --Paul Craig Roberts
I wuz hacked!
You too huh? Did they post gay porn?
“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”
Banjo Boy, give it a rest. Like Biff suggested, write like a normal human being, rather than a tripping out freak. ---- Fred Mertz You know you don't have to read or respond to what he posts, there is a bozo feature. -- Devil Anse I've made a vow on me mum's honor (Mrs Roscoe Palmdale) to never bozo a bozo... Does this mean I can't respond to Boris in kind if he posts his gibberish to me?
Keywords: wailing gnashing teeth, wailing gnashing teeth, wailing gnashing teeth #119. To: Destro (#118) I really don't understand how liberals use trivia to operate a monstrous political reality eating machine ! Hopefully it will swallow them up 1st ! byeltsin posted on 2008-10-25 Divine intervention - deliverance - peace ! #1. To: All (#0) dieversity = dialectical - dematerialism ! (( self correcting problem )) When the end of time machine turns on - the wheat separated from the chaff - just being on the compost pile - the dead feel nothing now - then - the machine begins to shut down - the compost comes back to life - all fizziled out souls have a spark of eternity - that get dematerialized - blown out - they should think about that one ! countdown - the warning light is blinking ! byeltsin posted on 2015-01-11
If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !
Isn't that Officer Joe Bolton? Geez, apparently he has a dark side :-(
Screw you. I respond to Banjo Boy once in forever. Screw you and the horse you rode in on. I had him on bozo before the recent influx. Check the database. He hasn't changed nor have I. If you want to be helpful, why don't you translate his gibberish for the rest of us.
Aren't you being a bit dramatic? Try thinking in metaphors and similes.
If you want to respond the same way he posts I don't think anybody would mind as long as it's not out of the bounds of good taste. OK?
And exclamation marks!!!
"The biggest mistake that libertarians make is the way they view government and private sectors. Government is the root of all evil, and the private sector is the source of all good. Libertarians have never figured out that people are the same whether in the government or in the private sector." --Paul Craig Roberts
#2. To: Deckard (#0)
#3. To: TooConservative (#1)
Even a bullet would not reach escape velocity if fired on the moon.
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul
Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.
Paul Craig Roberts
#4. To: Deckard (#3)
#5. To: TooConservative (#4)
That site is a hoax site.
#6. To: Dead Culture Watch (#2)
Sounds like a Seinfeld episode....8-)
#7. To: Palmdale (#5)
That site is a hoax site.
#8. To: Gatlin (#7)
#9. To: TooConservative (#4)
(Edited)
That site is a hoax site.
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron
Paul
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Americans who have no experience
with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the
unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them,
or their children, or their friends.
Paul Craig Roberts
#10. To: Liberator, Dead Culture Watch (#6)
I don't think NASA or Kramer uses any other ball :-)
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul
Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.
Paul Craig Roberts
#11. To: Deckard (#9)
Next time I post a piece like this I'll put it under humor
#12. To: Deckard, *Humor* (#0)
”When the image of the golf ball was released, internet rumors ranged from golf playing aliens
#13. To: Deckard (#10)
"The Sea of Tranquility was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli"
#14. To: TooConservative (#1)
#15. To: Deckard (#10)
"The Sea of Tranquility was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli"
#16. To: Deckard (#0)
#17. To: Deckard (#0)
#18. To: TooConservative (#4)
#19. To: Deckard (#3)
NASA Scientists Admit Moon Landing Was A Hoax
#20. To: Deckard (#9)
so the Canary Clan knows what it is.
#21. To: All (#18)
(Edited)
incomprehensible blather Moderator X
#22. To: BorisY (#21)
#23. To: BorisY (#20)
pretend you knew it was fake
#24. To: Biff Tannen (#22)
#25. To: BorisY (#24)
#26. To: Biff Tannen (#25)
#27. To: BorisY (#26)
#28. To: Fred Mertz (#27)
#29. To: Fred Mertz, Potty Mouth Biff (#27)
#30. To: BorisY (#28)
#31. To: A K A Stone (#30)
run, exercise, read, keeps mind occupied opposite chaos
#32. To: Devil Anse (#29)
#33. To: Biff Tannen (#32)
I wuz hacked!
#34. To: Devil Anse, Y'ALL (#29)
To: BorisY (#26)
#35. To: tpaine (#34)
#36. To: Vinny (#17)
#37. To: Devil Anse (#29)
#38. To: Fred Mertz (#37)
If you want to be helpful, why don't you translate his gibberish for the rest of us.
#39. To: tpaine (#34)
#40. To: Devil Anse (#38)
Try thinking in metaphors and similes.
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