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Opinions/Editorials Title: Neoconus Nefarious - Understanding The Wild Neocon Neoconus Nefarious - Understanding The Wild Neocon By Douglas Herman Exclusive To http://Rense.com 3-20-6 Since introduction into the wild, the once-domesticated Neocon (Latin: neocunus nefarious), has despoiled surrounding habitats and populations. While habitat destruction is not, in itself, the single greatest depredation of neocons-gone-wild, such widespread destruction replicates with each report that scientific researchers record. Neoconus Nefarious, the feral cross-breed of the larger, less aggressive species of Paleoconus Americanus, is far more dangerous and unpredictable. Field research has shown that Neoconus can attack without provocation. Also, Neoconus Nefarious often appears placid one moment and deadly the next. Beware: the unpredictable and aggressive behavior appears to be their chief characteristic. Indeed, reports of unwary bystanders being seriously maimed and even killed are not exaggerations. Pre-emptive strikes seem to be a signature characteristic. "The go bolton throught the bush," said one Australian researcher, who requested anonymity. "They got the wits o' the wolf and scooter after unwary prey, roving far and wide." One chief distinguishing trait, of the feral neocon, is a clever, almost diabolical, surface pleasantness masking a distinctly disagreeable tendency to attack suddenly. Thus the name Neoconus Nefarious, which means "wicked" or even "extremely villainous." Sadly, this sub-species is not to be trusted. Wide-ranging, the Neoconus Nefarious (NN) prefers savannah-like urban areas of artificial bunkers, shady fortresses and corridors from which to ambush weaker prey. Lying in wait, the Nefarious sub-species will attack their prey singularly but prefers well-coordinated pack operations, much like African feral dogs and hyenas, to which some scientists claim they are related. Some biologists suggest that, due to their relatively few numbers, Neoconus Nefarious may actually be an endangered species or in decline. Not so, warn some scientists. Esteemed biologists and animal behaviorists, among them such notables as J. Raimondo, P. Buchanan, PC Roberts, R.Nader et al, caution that NN is not diminishing in strength or number but has replicated in the last five years instead. By simply cross-generating along democratic lines, among weaker, more liberal units, Neoconus Nefarious has subsumed the more subservient, easily cowed packs on the fringe. The more dominant Alpha males of Nefarious, although few in number, possess a more forceful bark, almost a howl which, when raised to a cacophonous clamor is taken up by unrelated number of species (rodents, terriers, and turkey vultures chiefly) terrifying all opposition. This latter, inexpicable pack mentality baffles scientists everywhere. Are they dangerous and, if so, can anything stop the spread of Neoconus Nefarious? Yes, they have proven to be dangerous predators, formidable except when cornered. Curiously, NN does not fight ferociously when cornered but chooses to flee, lacking aptitude for fighting prey (except in packs), especially prey not easily intimidated. Like most herd animals, especially predators possessing a similar, cunning, pack mentality (wolves and rabid gerbils), the Nefarious sub-species of Neoconus can and will maim, destroy, devour, trample, rip, sunder, chew and despoil unwary or careless prey. Can anything stop the spread of Neoconus? While scientists debate methods to contain Nefarious--and the habitat destruction they cause---most are divided on the best methods. In the meantime, NN continues to despoil and destroy habitation and whole species. However, eradication of Nefarious has been rejected as too unworkable rather than too unethical. Can Neoconus Nefarious ever be pacified, or will this new sub-species be henceforth known as the Great White sharks of the savannah-like urban areas? Possibly, as they slink through the bush, members of this sub-species can be assimilated, but powerful individuals will always remain to "pack up," use their wolfen wits, and once again gather more servile followers to devour the weak or unwary. Probably nothing can done in the short run. But as more and more surviving victims instinctively learn to mistrust the motives of the Nefarious sub-species of Neocon, the predator group will adapt, assimilate somewhat, or devour itself, as they discover a landscape devoid of willing prey and depleted resources. Noted animal behaviorist and social misfit, Douglas Herman contributes to such learned scientific periodicals such as Rense. He lives in that great petri dish known as South Florida and may be contacted through the University of Yahoo, at douglasherman7@yahoo.com.
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