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Title: The Light Turned Yellow
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Published: Jan 15, 2015
Author: unknown
Post Date: 2015-01-15 03:27:19 by yukon
Keywords: Christian, Jesus, stolen
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Comments: 4
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and lookedup into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally.... I assumed you had stolen the car."
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#1. To: yukon, chrome-plated Christian (#0)
chrome-plated Christian had stolen the car. So the pigs stole her car under asset forfeiture. Another faux Christian of the yukon!
http://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Deception,-Forbidden-By-God Leviticus 19:11 'You shall not steal, nor deal falsely, nor lie to one another. Proverbs 19:9 A false witness will not go unpunished, And he who tells lies will perish.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Obama for President 2008/2012' bumper sticker, the 'Proud Member of Planned Parenthood' license plate holder, the 'Don't follow me so closely I'm an Athiest' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated 'Gay Liberation' rainbow emblem on the trunk, so naturally.... I assumed you had forgotten to take your meds again but my chief reminded me that this is the way people like you act even on meds." There fixed it for you
“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”
Leviticus 19:11 'You shall not steal, nor deal falsely, nor lie to one another. Proverbs 19:9 A false witness will not go unpunished, And he who tells lies will perish.
police officer
The D&R terrorists hate us because we're free, to vote second party
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#2. To: hondo68 (#1)
So the pigs stole her car under asset forfeiture.
#3. To: yukon (#0)
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally.... I assumed you had stolen the car."
#4. To: CZ82 (#3)
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