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Primative Weapons Title: BLACKEYE Yeah I got a black eye. A K A Stone got in a little rumble. Let me tell you all about it. It was about 4am. My doorbell started ringing like crazy...ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.........I wondered who it could be and threw a pair of sweat pants on. It turned out to be my neighbor Stephanie. She was with some lady and she was frantic. She told me to call 911 quick that Chris (her loser boyfriend) had broken into her house and was breaking windows and threatening to stab her. I was thinking why the fuck did you take this loser back who robbed her jewelry and her bank account about a month earlier. So it took me a couple of minnutes to find the cordless phone. I decided I'd let her make the call because of the fact she took the loser back. When I went back to the door she and the lady were now more towards the center of the street. I saw her "boyfriend" standing on his porch. He yelled at me not to call 911. I ignored the ass and walked to phone to Stephanie and gave it to her. The guy yelled something to me about fighting and called me a pussy or something when I went back to my house. I wasn't in the mood to get into a fight with some dude who possibly had a knife or something. I retreated in the house to collect my thoughts or whatever. I'm not sure how it started but I noticed that Stephanie and Chris were in the street by my van rolling around on the ground fighting. She was screaming. Everything was happening so fast. I was thinking "is he stabbing her" what should I do. I thought of the baseball bat that was behind the seat of my car. For some reason I didn't want to go into my kitchen and grab a kitchen knife. I also didn't go for heavier arms that in truth were scattered and not readily available. Anyway I was going to get the bat was my thinking and go bash that guy in the head to get him off of her. On my way to the truck I remembered that my truch was locked. My next thought was that there was some big rocks near and I would go get one of those and bash his head in. That took a couple of minnutes. When I found a big rock the fighting had stopped so I left it there. I started towards the street where they had been fighting. I saw that Chris had gotten into a van that was parked in front of Stephanies house. When he saw me he got out of the van. I don't know if I knew he wasn't armed at the time or if I still thought he might have a weapon. I probably thought he might still have a weapon. It all happened so fast I'm not really sure about that. Anyway he somehow came at me and popped me in my left eye, giving me a blackeye. The fight was on. I used to box so I took a boxing position. I went towards him and hit him a few times and then wrestled him to the ground. I immediatly got him so that my knees were on his shoulders. I started to hit him a few times in the face. That is how I also broke my hand. I then noticed that there was a large serving fork in the yard. I was thinking this must be what he was threatening to cut Stephanie with. I was able to reach over and grab the fork and still keep him pinned. I grabbed the fork and stuck it in his mouth. I something like "You ready to die mother fucker. I'll kill your ass". I wanted to scare him. Just kept it in his mouth for a few seconds. Then threw it far away. The lady I mentioned earlier was Chris's mother. She at some point in this when I had Chris pinned asked me not to go to hard on him or something like that. That he was out of it. I guess Stephanie had called Chris's mother earlier to try to control him but they couldn't. Back to the story. So I threw the fork far away. Then I slapped him a couple more times. So I am sitting on him and have him pinned. It is cold and I have on no shoes or shirt and only a pair of sweat pants. He then asked me why I was hitting him. I said what the fuck you talking about you gave me a black eye asshole. Then I think I popped him again. Shortly thereafter the cops came. Five cars came without lights. They took him away and charged him with felony burglary. I went to the hospital and got a splint on my hand because it was broken. There is more to this story and I will tell more of the story soon. Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 8.
#6. To: A K A Stone (#0)
LOL...great story, Mr. Stone, but you been watching too many movies..."You ready to die, mother f***er?" Heh heh heh...perfect. Regards...MUD BTW...I broke my hand over some guys' skull once...sorta takes the fun outta winning the imbroglio, doesn't it?
Retard. When you're in a fight, you scream at your opponent to throw him off balance or scare him. THe more noise you make the better. Once, in a scuffle, I howled like a wolf. Scared the guy out of his mind.
Sure you did, wolfman, sure you did.
#10. To: Fred Mertz (#8)
Lol. Can't howl anymore, Freddy. My voice is too low. I used to have a lot of fun scaring dogs, by howling at night. But you have to understand the situation. It's dark, some guy is shoving you in a parking lot, and howling. You'd be scared too.
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