"I am a fag. I am a fag because I like bending over coffee tables while another fag pounds me with his nine inch piece of wood. Is there anything wrong with that? No. I am a fag because I can take that nine inch piece of wood in my mouth all the way down to the scrote, and service and swallow everything cumming my way. Just imagine what I could do to you 4 inch front hole chasers. You know you want me, despite your bigotry.
So why can't I get married? OK, my significant other has to wipe the caci off his pecker every time we have love, but so what? Is that something that nullifies the right to get married and have a tax deduction? I think not. "
