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Foreign Invaders crisis cost $150B in 2023, forcing some areas to cut police and fire services: report Israel kills head of Hezbollah Intelligence. Status: Not Logged In; Sign In Opinions/Editorials See other Opinions/Editorials Articles Title: ASK FRED MERTZ Source: [None] URL Source: [None] Published: Feb 27, 2013 Author: . Post Date: 2013-02-27 23:44:19 by A K A Stone Keywords: None Views: 62874 Comments: 152 Fred has been around the block a few times. He has lots of wisdom and would love to answer any questions you have about life. So go ahead and ask away. Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest Comments (1-112) not displayed.       .       .       . #113. To: A K A Stone (#0) I hear tell that Fred has wooden teeth...can EWE confirm or deny this rumor? "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-01   6:37:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #114. To: Fred Mertz (#106) Mr. Mertz...can you please confirm or deny...are your dentures made of wood? Happy New Year, old-timer...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-01   6:43:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #115. To: Fred Mertz (#106) The Father of our Country had wooden dentures, too...Fred, did you have your dentures made of wood to honor George Washington, that notorious slave owner and distiller of EVIL spirits and Mass- Murderer of innocent British invaders just doing their jobs to help enslave the 13 colonies? And remember, OldMan Mertz, EWE R under Oath...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-01   7:02:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #116. To: Mudboy Slim (#113) I hear tell that Fred has wooden teeth...can EWE confirm or deny this rumor? Not sure about his teeth, but I hear his cellmate said he has a wooden azzhole. Vinny  posted on  2022-01-01   8:51:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #117. To: Vinny (#116) (Edited) Hey now, Fred is one of the few folks I have met In Real Life...and while he is a Vet and probably used to barracks life, I never got that prisoner/mansex practitioner vibe off him, but I will let Fred answer 4 hisself. It's his thread and his expertise we appear 2 B seeking...lol. . "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-01   14:43:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #118. To: Mudboy Slim (#117) Hey now, Fred is one of the few folks I have met In Real Life My condolences, but the fact remains; ALL degenerate gamblers have wooden azzholes. Mertz is no exception. Vinny  posted on  2022-01-02   20:05:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #119. To: Vinny, , Fred Mertz (#118) (Edited) Degenerate gambler? Ex-con? Fred, I just know you IRL as a patriotic anti-Slick Willie DeeCee FReeper from a quarter-century ago. I will let Mr. Mertz speak to these other allegations as he sees fit.... "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-03   4:50:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #120. To: Vinny (#118) And as for the wooden azzholez, well, you can sorta tell Fredz dentures are wood, but how did you come to discover Mr. Mertz' OTHER wooden body part, Vinny? Not that there's anything WRONG with that... "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-03   4:58:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #121. To: Mudboy Slim (#120) how did you come to discover Mr. Mertz' OTHER wooden body part, Vinny? His cellmate made the claim. Don't you read your own threads? Vinny  posted on  2022-01-03   7:47:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #122. To: Vinny (#121) Rofl...ol' Fred has some 'splain' 2 doo...lol. "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-03   9:48:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #123. To: A K A Stone, Fred Mertz, sneaky Pete, holdilocky, Badeye, BufordP, ironman, kristin, holdonnow (#0) Views: 42578....we need to jump that over 50K, Fred...where EWE bee? "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-03   9:50:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #124. To: goldilucky, kristinn, BufordP, stand watie, Race Bannon, tgslTakoma, AuntB, Rebel Gal, Landry, sneakepete (#123) Howdy...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-03   9:56:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #125. To: Vinny (#118) ALL degenerate gamblers have wooden azzholes. Mertz is no exception. It has been a few months since I've been to the track. IIRC I came out ahead $70 which covered my gas and beer. I don't bet online,so it's hard to be a degenerate gambler. Fred Mertz  posted on  2022-01-04   19:22:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #126. To: Fred Mertz (#125) Good to see you, Mr. Mertz... "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-04   22:52:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #127. To: All (#98) (Edited) "Federal bureaucRATZ have been milking the DeeCee Swamp for almost a century and need to find a REAL JOB if they want to vote..." An idea whose time has come... DEFUND the DeeCee Swamp...Starve Dem Marxists into submission. RATZ NEED WeThePeople, but WeThePeople do NOT need Dem DeeCee RAT-moronz telling US how to live like nice little Commie RAT bassTURDZ!! "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-04   23:10:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #128. To: Fred Mertz (#126) Hey Mertz, glad to see you're out of the Stir. FWIW, I like Seabiscuit in the San Antonio Handicap tomorrow. BTW, did that chubby thief you lent $2k to ever make good? Vinny  posted on  2022-01-07   13:18:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #129. To: Vinny (#128) BTW, did that chubby thief you lent $2k to ever make good? It has been so long ago. I think Tubby paid me back $500 of it; better than nothing. Fred Mertz  posted on  2022-01-16   5:11:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #130. To: Fred Mertz, TLBSHOWwall2wall (#129) (Edited) Hey Fred, I miss TLBHOW and wonder what ever became of him. I think his real name was Tim, but I haven't heard hide nor hair from him for almost two decades. Does he still exist on, not IN, this Planet? Follow-up question, Mr. Mertz...of all the old KlownPu$$ies who used to matriculate on this site, grading them as half-rational proponents for whatever cause or viewpoint they supported, which KP poster's voice is most missed on this site? Regards...MUD BTW...wall2wall playoff football from the comfort of my couch...God is Great!! "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-16   6:22:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #131. To: Fred Mertz (#8) (Edited) Nightly flashlight inspections of your BUTTox, looking for a worm infestation. Accepting that THAT was most certainly probably TooMuchInfo, would you kindly expound on your experience and enlighten WeThePeople with an even more disgusting, detailed description, Fred? Thanks in advance...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-16   11:31:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #132. To: Fred Mertz (#8) (Edited) And how many TIMEZ per night did OldManMertz conduct these so-called "Deeep Anal Inspections"?! Enquiring Mindz WOOD like 2 know...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-16   12:01:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #133. To: All (#132) Sooo...Philly vs the BradyAneerz...can they BOTH lose? "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-16   12:03:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #134. To: All (#133) (Edited) I can NEVER sincereLEE root for the Eagles to ever win, not since those loser Scumbagz derived so much pleasure from "The BodyBag Game". .I spit in the direction of Philadelphia, which is directly towards my caddy-cornet neighbor, PhillyBill, the Lib'ral DemocRAT.. Lol....missed him, though...snow is kicking up a bit...and MUD can't SPIT near as far as he could when he was a few years less mature and seasoned...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-01-16   12:11:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #135. To: Fred Mertz, tankumo, (#129) "Can Michelle Obama beat Trump for the Presidency in 2024?" THAT is exactly the sorta question you need to ask Fred Mertz...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-20   9:06:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #136. To: Mudboy Slim (#130) Hey Fred, I miss TLBHOW and wonder what ever became of him. I think his real name was Tim, but I haven't heard hide nor hair from him for almost two decades. Does he still exist on, not IN, this Planet? His first name is Todd. I visited him, his wife and daughter way back when. He owes me money, so he is a man without honor. Fred Mertz  posted on  2022-04-23   4:50:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #137. To: Mudboy Slim, tankumo (#135) "Can Michelle Obama beat Trump for the Presidency in 2024?" The real question is, "Which one has a bigger dick?" Fred Mertz  posted on  2022-04-23   4:53:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #138. To: Mudboy Slim (#131) Nightly flashlight inspections of your BUTTox, looking for a worm infestation. Accepting that THAT was most certainly probably TooMuchInfo, would you kindly expound on your experience and enlighten WeThePeople with an even more disgusting, detailed description, Fred? I call it fatherly love and concern for his children's health. You might have a perverted mind. I was under age ten. Fred Mertz  posted on  2022-04-23   11:57:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #139. To: Mudboy Slim (#134) I think we took some liquid medicine that made us defecate red stools. Anything else you want to know, blue face? Fred Mertz  posted on  2022-04-23   12:02:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #140. To: Fred Mertz (#137) Heh heh heh...no comment. "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-23   12:40:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #141. To: Fred Mertz (#138) Yes, reckon I do have a mind that is somewhat Abby normal, but I was just trying to get a rise outta you...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-23   12:41:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #142. To: Fred Mertz (#139) TMI...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-04-23   12:41:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #143. To: Fred Mertz (#139) "Black XII" "New Bridge to FReedom!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven") (TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...) RATZ're a Party who's sure... All Left's Minions Are Dolts... They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom. When folks first hear, they know... Media WHORE'd is RATZ HO!! HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for. Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. And RATZ're lyin' 'bout Joe Biden's Treason. There are signs Left Shall Fall!! 'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure... And you know Marxists' words have no meaning. In a cave, reading books, There's a Patriot who sings... "Lib'rals, all of RATZ Schems are PURE TREASON!!" Oooh...it makes me wonder. Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?! There's a feelin' I get... When I look at the Left... And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!" Yes, MUDZ thoughts Right Shall Sing... Rings of smoke from MUDZ cave... Heed the voices of those who HEAR Limbaugh!! Oooh...Rush makes me wonder. Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?! Next, MUD whispered that soon... "If Right all sings in tune... Next, TheDonald shall lead us with Reason!!" And a new day will dawn... For those who stand strong... And our children will burst out in laughter!! (Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!) Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh. If there's a question in your head, folks, Must GET Informed now... Left's just attractive to RATZ Lazy!! Yes, there are two paths you can go by, And, my Lib'ral FRiends, Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!! Folks, it makes me wonder. Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh. The Left is drownin' and RATZ don't know... Just where Ol' JOEZ goin'!! DeSantis's callin' you to join him!! Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?! And did you know... Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh? And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's... Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows. There walks a Nation Strong and Bold... Who knows what's Right...WE want to show... How America's future is GOLD... And if you listen very hard... MUDZ tunes will come to you at last. When all are O.N.E. and Guv'ment's small-yeah... 'Cuz Syntaurz Rock and Right Shall Ro__ll!! And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!! Mudboy Slim 1 posted on 11/15/2002, 4:06:27 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-05-12   15:49:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #144. To: Mudboy Slim, Fred Mertz (#141) Did you watch the Derby on Sunday? The winner was asked if he planned to visit Biden at the White House. He replied "If I wanted to see a horse's ass, I would have finished second." Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen. The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning. Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom. Deckard  posted on  2022-05-12   22:25:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #145. To: Deckard (#144) That was a great Derby finish. I lost $50, but I was happy to see that race. Fred Mertz  posted on  2022-05-13   7:40:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #146. To: Deckard (#144) LOL Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." (Will Rogers) "No one ever rescues an old dog. They lay in a cage until they die. PLEASE save one. None of us wants to die cold and alone... --Dennis Olson " People that say money can't buy you happiness, have never paid an adoption fee Stoner  posted on  2022-05-13   9:35:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #147. To: Deckard (#144) (Edited) LOL...that young jockey was far too happy and humble to say such a thing, but I am going to share that joke. And yes, I watched the Derby and that was an incredible final stretch run....MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-05-13   12:24:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #148. To: Fred Mertz, TLBSHOW, Cyber-Band, SamFromSC, MurryMom, Libertina, liberallarry, Reagan Man, M Kehoe, Corin Stormhands (#136) "...a man without honor..." "Black XXXI" "RATZ Loathe Liberty!!" (To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees") Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!! We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame... Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!! Who loves RATZ Power?!! Oppressin' what's Right... RATZ want folks on their knees... Sedition's unwise!! Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!! Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin... Right shall FReep 4 the FRee!! Yes, I know...you'll know... Truth be told...Right's BOLD!! Yes, I know... RATZ LOATHE Liberty... Right loves bein' FRee... RATZ LOVE Tyranny!! Right loves Liberty!! Truth's not 4 Lib'rals... Left KILLS...no shame... Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!! RATZ mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!! We shall FReep 4 the FRee!! Yes, I know...you know... Must be bold...good folks... 'Cuz Right knows!! (Git there...) Do YOU fear the FRee?! Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'... 'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!! Socialists deny hope... That's why RATZ R reelin'!! Yes, I know...you'll know... Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!! Right shall vote!! RATZ LOATHE Liberty!! Right loves bein' FRee!! RATZ LOVE Tyranny!! Right loves Liberty!! FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!! RATZ LOATHE Liberty!! Right loves bein' FRee!! I LOVE LIBERTY!! Mudboy Slim (06/14/2004) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-05-31   16:33:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #149. To: Fred Mertz (#139) (Edited) Three questions for Fred... 1. You ever get that issue with the "red stools" under control? 2. Does BuildBackBroke2 get signed into law? How MUCH was Manchinz BRIBE to sell out WeThePeoplez interests? And will Sen. Kristen Sinema become the newest GOP recruit after she ABORTS BBB2? 3. When does TraitorJoe Biden RESIGN his office? Well...five questions...lol. Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-07-30   10:10:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #150. To: A K A Stone (#0) One FITTY... 44551 views to 150 posts...that is a 333:1 ratio, Mr. Mertz, pretty impressive, imho. Apparently, some Lurkers out there respect your opinion. Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-07-30   10:33:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #151. To: Fred Mertz, sneakepete, leadpenny, war, Jhoffa_, ObamaBOTZ, KP Central, nolu_chan, meguro, Jethro Tull, unamused (#130) Followup on the mysterious disappearance of the infamous RATbot KlownPu$$y Brigade...do ANY of DemRATZ still own up to their LF com screen names? "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2022-07-30   10:41:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #152. To: Fred Mertz (#138) You are correct, Fred...that was a goofy question. Here is a sincere one...with your being raised on a farm, what is your take on Krist Noem killing her puppy. I realize working dogs can't go around biting livestock and children, however, it seems like a rambunctious, 1-year-old puppy oughta have options other than the death sentence. Hope you are doing well...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2024-05-14   16:17:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest

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