Title: ASK FRED MERTZ Source:
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Fred has been around the block a few times. He has lots of wisdom and would love to answer any questions you have about life.
Hey Fred. You said you were part Indian. Tell us some interesting stories that you haven't shared before about what life was like when you were younger.
Hot-diggity...you just earned yerself another song...LOL!!
"RE-Impeachment Fever" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever")
Ha-aiigh!! Well, Bill don't know where we come from, but we're comin' on strong... Slick knows we shall Re-Impeach!! Yeah, the polls say folks don't want it, 'cuz the Econ'my's goin' good... Those pollsters ain't been talkin' to me!! Come join me...Catch the Fever! Impeachment Fever!!
It's high time Clinton got it...got his Li'l Willie blowed... By an intern...Slick Willie's paramour! The Prez'dent's playin' doctor, so he slid her his "cure"... Bill's got'im an intern humidor!!! We're gettin'...RE-Impeachment Fever! Election's nearing! It's growin'...RE- Impeachment Fever! Left is quiv'rin'! It's gettin' dangerous...Slick'll feel our pain! Folks want a ch-ch-change! You know it's over when...Lib'rals complain, "It's okay for Bill to LIE... Guys...Oh, can't we drop this thing?!"
Well, Bill makes those Lib'rals purr...what a powerful "man"... Hill'ry loves her husband, "The Creep"!! The Left knows election's blown...sad times for DemocRATS... They love Guv'ment, but they're just Sheep!! Come join me...Catch the Fever! RE-Impeachment Fever! Go vote and FReep 'gainst TREASON! Rage against Left's "Leader"!
"McGowan's Tune" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Man on the Moon")
Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Terrie, did you hear about this one? Tell me, what's the deal with Big Guv? Hey Terrie, why you goofin' on Lincoln? Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!! If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(McGowan Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!!
Terrie starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Terrie, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Terrie, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch? If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(McGowan Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...COME ON!!
Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah David Axelrod, he is a Rovian A$$. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Terrie, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Terrie, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Terrie, spending way too much!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(McGowan Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(McGowan Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(McGowan Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!... If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(McAuliffe Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!