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Published: Feb 22, 2013
Author: golden0rock
Post Date: 2013-02-22 20:49:33 by calcon
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#41. To: Ferret Mike (#40)
You are the minority queer.
Mike, God doesn't look upon homosexuality and lesbianism as a minor thing. The Holy Bible makes that quite clear. It is true that sin covers a wide range of thoughts and deeds. It is also true that all sins condemn a person to an eternity in The Lake of Fire. I really wish that you would take a good look at yourself and the mercy of God. Don, what is the reason why homosexuality is such a sin? Has god ever spelled it out to you? Or is it just... because?
You are the minority queer. No, he's not. You are, homophobe.
I don't know if pussyphobes should post here. I mean this is a place for good moral people not degenerates.
I like my cat very much, so who can explain this hysterical outburst claming I don't? I know Stonie loves to call Black people all sorts of racist and derogatory names, but surely he's not stupid enough to use a street epithet to slight a majority, or is he? There are statistically more women than men in the human population and they don't like being called this. Perhaps if Stonie takes two Midol and gets a good night sleep he will possibly be less hysterical then this in the morning; or perhaps not if he is consistent in his immature and intemperate behavior patterns online as is likely to be the case here.
Some people claim that homosexual behavior was only condemned in the Bible because it was associated with idolatry (e.g. "1 Kings 14:24). However, it is clearly condemned apart from idolatry as well (e.g. Leviticus 18:22). It is described in Scripture as an 'unnatural, immoral perversion'. "For even their women 'exchanged the natural' use for what is 'against nature'. Likewise also the men, 'leaving the natural use of the woman', burned in their lust for one another…” (Romans 1:26-27). (“You can't always control who walks into your life but, you can control which window you throw them out of.”)
They don't need one because they don't think it will happen to them, same old tired worn out story... But they will definitely kick and scream like little girls all the while saying "What did I do, what did I do"..
When some dumb bastard hates you for no good reason then give them one, tell them what your political affiliation is!!
Isn't J.C. Penny going bankrupt? You may have to find another store.
Reality can be an eye opening experience. In this case, the kicking and screaming may well be true. I would not want it.
God describes homosexuality as an abomination, which is sufficient for me. What God calls an abomination is a thing best left alone. God created man and woman as companions and a means of reproduction for the human race. That is the normal way of life prescribed by God. Rebellion toward God isn't very wise. He is not amused by such things.
Mike, I do have insight about this matter. I know that God exists and He rules over His Creation. Many say that God doesn't exist because He Isn,t in our face about sin at the moment. That He will tire of sin in His Creation Isn't something He has forgotten or will overlook. He is giving us time to repent. This time of waiting for mankind, or individuals time, is mercy on His part. God has already sent Christ to mankind as a peace offering or way back to Him. Rejection of Christ is a most efficient way to become a citizen of the Lake of Fire for all of eternity.
I respect your right to your religion, but I am not interested is a system of control that exists only to manage human populations at the expense of the sanctity and protection of all plant and animal life on this planet. To Christianity, the right of rich to abuse and destroy entire biological biomes is absolute. Their right to abuse and oppress poor people absolute. To Christianity, there is no need to worry about what happens in the here and now; just who goes where when they die. I am in no way ever going to fall for the con game religions like Christianity is involved in. I want to value and protect all living things and the webs of life; the biomes they live in. I want to address oppression of poor people by the rich and powerful now on planet Earth. I do not buy the notion that they are protected because oppressors will go to some place named Hell eventually. I do not buy or am impressed by the con game your religion represents. When the tapestry of life is unraveled to a large extent, we as a species endanger our collective existence too. And in regards to one class exploiting and oppressing the other, if we cannot ultimately help the many who are poor, we cannot save the few who are rich.
On Items 1 and 2, I don't know how to respond as I truly don't know what you are talking about. The Christians I know are concerned about the here and now. We know that we are to live as much as possible to honor and glorify God by our actions and way of life. Yes, we are concerned about what happens in the afterlife. We do try to show people here the way to eternal life in a place far better than Hell. Why should we try to educate people about how they are to live as Christians if they aren't Christian. The lost can die at any time and it will be too late for them then. So yes, we do push accepting Christ as savior because that is the most immediate need for them. The here and now things can wait until they are Christian. There are people who think that true Christianity, not the tv preachers who want you to send them money,is a con job because of the people who are in the preaching business simply to make money. You talk about helping the poor. Many churches and other charities do things for the poor. The most important thing that we can do for them is show them the way to life with Christ in the here and now and the afterlife. To show you better what I am talking about, let me refer you to these verses, Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon. 6:25 Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment? 6:26 Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they? 6:27 Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature? 6:28 And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin: 6:29 And yet I say unto you, That even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. 6:30 Wherefore, if God so clothe the grass of the field, which to day is, and to morrow is cast into the oven, shall he not much more clothe you, O ye of little faith? 6:31 Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed? 6:32 (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek:) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things. 6:33 But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you. 6:34 Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
Men wrote the Bible, not a god. With all due respect, I am not interested in reading quotes from that text.
You're a LIAR, Mike, and not very good at it either. You sit there and claim to respect a persons right to their religion, then come onto these threads you also claim you are not interested in and then proceed to smear their faith and love for Him and all his blessing and teachings. Denying God and blaming christians, or religions for the ills of the world will not save you, and no amount of self rightious finger pointing by you will save you in the end either, nor will your outragious accusations condemn those you attack. You are answerable for your actions alone, as each of us are answerable for ours, it's an individual thing. When you, or I, eventually stand before Him on judgement day, we will stand alone for our own sins and how we dealt with the sorrows and suffering we encountered in this world, He will not take into account the blame you try to lay on others, it will be what you did, or did not do that He will focus on. JMHO!
(“You can't always control who walks into your life but, you can control which window you throw them out of.”)
Of course he is a liar. He worships Satan. He is obviously a closeted homosexual and very confused. You can tell that by all the pervert propaganda he posts. I was thinking Murron. If the Supreme court usurps marriage and claims it is between a man and a woman. If that happens I will ban all fags from this site.
That would be a sad day indeed, not that I ever cared if gays married, or not, but their radicalism will not stop there, it's just another nail in the coffin of christianity and trying to raise our children in homes with traditional family values. When this government goes that far, they have declared open war, and I speak only for my self, gays have what they want, but our children and gr- children are 'OFF LIMITS', to do otherwise is just asking to get hurt, or worse, that's no threat, but a promise! To be honest, I hate to see anyone banned from posting here, but there is a line of tolerance I personally would not allow on a forum if I were owner of a conservative site. Gays would NOT be given a soap box in which to demean and smear the word of God, and post filthy gay accussations about Jesus. There are thousands, maybe more, of forums out there where a gay person, or those who sympathize with them can go to vent their vile venom towards Christianity and the Bible and what they think the world owes them, but I don't think it's the smartest thing to give them their own sounding board on conservative sites, nothing will ever be resolved when both sides stand firm on their convictions. Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing, but radical homosexual agendas have NO RIGHTS on private conservative forums, if the owner chooses. There are a few fellows here with pretty good sense of humor and may think it would be wrong to ban gays, they have fun with them as you see, it's a game mostly, but if you will notice, you've lost quite a few conservative members who have never come back. It's your call, but I for one have no stomach for debating with gays everyday, my family values and God's word on the subject is final, and hounding a person on the issue day after day on a supposed conservative site will never change my mind, but it will give me pause to wonder why I have stuck around for so long. JMHO!
(“You can't always control who walks into your life but, you can control which window you throw them out of.”)
Which will end as soon as you discover one of your grandkids is gay.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
Reading comprehension is not your strong point. Constantine converted to Christianity and promoted it in the Roman Empire because he saw it as a good vehicle to promote a religious system of control. He also issued the Edict of Milan in 313, which proclaimed tolerance of all religions throughout the empire. I support freedom of or from religion, and it is intolerable to oppress any religion in this country. And this principle is ensconced in the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. My religious beliefs are my religious beliefs. Merely to have them is not a slam of Christianity, Judaism, Islam or any other religious belief, ir even lack of one.
I most certainly do not live or die by your delusional thinking. And your post is meant to try to rattle my cage more than it is an answer to Murron. That is something beyond your means to do.
See, there you go again, using your perverted lust for pecker in your mouth as a weapon. No, I'm not jealous, I'm disgusted. And not just at your sexual preference, but at your behavior in general.
"If men through fear, fraud or mistake, should in terms renounce and give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the great end of society, would absolutely vacate such renunciation; the right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of Man to alienate this gift, and voluntarily become a slave." Samuel Adams, Rights of the Colonists, 1772
That isn't good enough. It may not be good enough for you, but I do not shape my values, opinions and views to please you.
"If men through fear, fraud or mistake, should in terms renounce and give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the great end of society, would absolutely vacate such renunciation; the right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of Man to alienate this gift, and voluntarily become a slave." Samuel Adams, Rights of the Colonists, 1772
Why? You would just want to have me banned wherever that somewhere or anywhere is.... Since you still think I'm Lucy. LOL! You are a true loon. I have asked you once to link to ANY post of mine which referred to you as lucysmom, or insinuated that you were lucysmom. Since you didn't, (because you can't) I assumed you had dropped that delusion. I was mistaken.
"If men through fear, fraud or mistake, should in terms renounce and give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the great end of society, would absolutely vacate such renunciation; the right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of Man to alienate this gift, and voluntarily become a slave." Samuel Adams, Rights of the Colonists, 1772
LMAO! Now that is truly funny, and on many levels!
"If men through fear, fraud or mistake, should in terms renounce and give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the great end of society, would absolutely vacate such renunciation; the right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of Man to alienate this gift, and voluntarily become a slave." Samuel Adams, Rights of the Colonists, 1772
Stone got your number, didn't he vagophobe? LMFAO!!!
"If men through fear, fraud or mistake, should in terms renounce and give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the great end of society, would absolutely vacate such renunciation; the right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of Man to alienate this gift, and voluntarily become a slave." Samuel Adams, Rights of the Colonists, 1772
For the record, I'd like to see you banned because you're an idiot. Ignorance I can handle, but I have a low tolerance for stupidity.
"If men through fear, fraud or mistake, should in terms renounce and give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the great end of society, would absolutely vacate such renunciation; the right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of Man to alienate this gift, and voluntarily become a slave." Samuel Adams, Rights of the Colonists, 1772
I don't think anyone here is a heterophobe. You and Stone have dirty minds judging by the words you use to try to coin words with.
The paradigm is moving - vertical ... the libs - libertarians --- slime bucket fart falling !
If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !
Vagophobe? LOL. What's that?
Ahhh... boo hoo! Sob, sob, sniffle, sniffle.
What if god changes his mind and decides you're an abomination, Don? Then what will you do? Or perhaps he already does and you didn't get the memo.
Then, I reckon I ain't gonna be able to procreate...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Maybe you didn't get this memo, but that Holy Bible also tells us that God doesn't change His mind. That is a real bummer for you, but that is a reality. What isn't reality is God blesses those who sin against Him and those whom God has Forgiven for sin are condemned.
No, he never does? Are you sure, Donnie? After all, your judgement day hasn't come either.
But you're quick to think some are homophobes. Weird. You and Stone have dirty minds judging by the words you use to try to coin words with. But the dicksucker can proposition other men ON A POLITICAL DISCUSSION FORUM yet you see nothing wrong with that behavior. No offense Mike, but I think you're simply sticking up for a person who more closely mirrors your own views, without looking at the individual circumstance here. I have had discussions with this dicksucker for years and have always been polite. The dicksucker has crossed a line of decorum and I'm simply giving the little poop dick some of his own medicine. Let's just see how low we can go. The dicksucker started it. This is what we want in a political discussion forum isn't it?
"If men through fear, fraud or mistake, should in terms renounce and give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the great end of society, would absolutely vacate such renunciation; the right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of Man to alienate this gift, and voluntarily become a slave." Samuel Adams, Rights of the Colonists, 1772
the libs - libertarians --- slime bucket fart falling ! Boris, either speak English or STFU.
"If men through fear, fraud or mistake, should in terms renounce and give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the great end of society, would absolutely vacate such renunciation; the right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of Man to alienate this gift, and voluntarily become a slave." Samuel Adams, Rights of the Colonists, 1772
Ahhh... boo hoo! Sob, sob, sniffle, sniffle. What's wrong poopy pecker? You don't want to discuss your own behavior so you simply continue acting like an idiot. This is a political discussion forum, not some poop dick, bag handlers chat room. If you would conduct yourself accordingly, none of this would be necessary.
"If men through fear, fraud or mistake, should in terms renounce and give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the great end of society, would absolutely vacate such renunciation; the right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of Man to alienate this gift, and voluntarily become a slave." Samuel Adams, Rights of the Colonists, 1772
Here, at least use the correct terminology, vagiphobia..
When some dumb bastard hates you for no good reason then give them one, tell them what your political affiliation is!!
Nothing at all, weeps.
Are you challenging me, weeps?
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#42. To: Don (#32)
#43. To: A K A Stone, Ferret Mike (#41)
#44. To: meguro (#43)
#45. To: A K A Stone, meguro (#44)
"...pussyphobes..."
#46. To: meguro, Don (#42)
(Edited)
Don, what is the reason why homosexuality is such a sin? Has god ever spelled it out to you? Or is it just... because?
#47. To: Don (#34)
They won't have an excuse for what will happen to them.
#48. To: Ferret Mike (#40)
#49. To: CZ82 (#47)
#50. To: Murron, me giro (#46)
#51. To: Ferret Mike (#38)
#52. To: Don (#51)
#53. To: Ferret Mike (#52)
#54. To: Don (#53)
#55. To: Ferret Mike (#52)
I respect your right to your religion, but I am not interested is a system of control that exists only to manage human populations at the expense of the sanctity and protection of all plant and animal life on this planet.
#56. To: Murron (#55)
#57. To: A K A Stone (#56)
If the Supreme court usurps marriage and claims it is between a man and a woman. If that happens I will ban all fags from this site.
#58. To: Murron (#57)
It's your call, but I for one have no stomach for debating with gays everyday, my family values and God's word on the subject is final, and hounding a person on the issue day after day on a supposed conservative site will never change my mind, but it will give me pause to wonder why I have stuck around for so long. JMHO!
#59. To: Murron (#55)
#60. To: A K A Stone (#56)
#61. To: meguro (#27)
Ah, are you jealous because I didn't proposition you, weeps?
#62. To: A K A Stone (#23)
Again, as long as it doesn't affect me, I could not care less.
#63. To: mininggold (#31)
And if only you could fit in... somewhere, anywhere.
#64. To: A K A Stone (#44)
I don't know if pussyphobes should post here. I mean this is a place for good moral people not degenerates.
#65. To: meguro (#43)
You are, homophobe.
#66. To: mininggold (#31)
You would just want to have me banned wherever that somewhere or anywhere is.... Since you still think I'm Lucy.
#67. To: We The People (#65)
#68. To: We The People (#66)
#69. To: We The People (#65)
Stone got your number, didn't he vagophobe?
#70. To: We The People (#61)
No, I'm not jealous, I'm disgusted. And not just at your sexual preference, but at your behavior in general.
#71. To: Don (#50)
God describes homosexuality as an abomination, which is sufficient for me. What God calls an abomination is a thing best left alone. God created man and woman as companions and a means of reproduction for the human race. That is the normal way of life prescribed by God. Rebellion toward God isn't very wise. He is not amused by such things.
#72. To: meguro (#71)
What if god changes his mind and decides you're an abomination, Don?
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#73. To: meguro (#71)
#74. To: Don (#73)
Maybe you didn't get this memo, but that Holy Bible also tells us that God doesn't change His mind. That is a real bummer for you, but that is a reality. What isn't reality is God blesses those who sin against Him and those whom God has Forgiven for sin are condemned.
#75. To: Ferret Mike, poop dick (#67)
I don't think anyone here is a heterophobe.
#76. To: BorisY (#68)
The paradigm is moving - vertical ...
#77. To: meguro (#70)
No, I'm not jealous, I'm disgusted. And not just at your sexual preference, but at your behavior in general.
#78. To: A K A Stone (#44)
I don't know if pussyphobes should post here. I mean this is a place for good moral people not degenerates.
#79. To: We The People (#77)
What's wrong poopy pecker?
#80. To: We The People (#75)
Let's just see how low we can go.
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