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Title: Joe Biden Calls Michelle Obama’s New Hairstyle Ghetto Chic
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The Daily Rash
URL Source: http://www.thedailyrash.com/joe-bid ... amas-new-hairstyle-ghetto-chic
Published: Feb 14, 2013
Author: Mark Donahue
Post Date: 2013-02-14 08:53:43 by A K A Stone
Keywords: None
Views: 7126
Comments: 15
WASHINGTON – At last night’s White House state dinner honoring former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry, Vice President Biden managed to ignite a bit of a firestorm when he addressed the honoree and distinguished guests. After thanking Mayor Barry for his public service and congratulating him on his many accomplishments, the Vice President strayed off-script and embarked on a bewildering oration that left some of the dinner guests uneasy and all of the guests confused. Mr. Biden’s discourse began to meander wildly when his subject matter shifted from Marion Barry to Mrs. Obama’s new haircut. “I’ve always been a big fan of the Beatles,” Biden said, “so I would be remiss if I didn’t take a moment and compliment the first lady on her lovely new hairstyle. You look beautiful, my dear. That’s a good lookin’ head of hair.” Mrs. Obama shyly waved as the dinner guests applauded. “It’s a very hip look,” he continued. “I think in the hood they call that ghetto chic. Am I right?” The Vice President winked at the first lady. Mrs. Obama forced a smile as a few uncomfortable laughs pierced the silence. Joe Biden Joe Biden Calls Michelle Obamas New Hairstyle Ghetto Chic“And Mr. President, I know you’re excited about that new hairdo. It allows you to cheat on your wife without having to worry about being impeached.” Biden looked at Obama and shrugged. “What? Am I wrong?” A handful of dinner guests chuckled warily before he continued. “I remember a special Halloween a couple of years ago when Jill wore a black wig as part of her costume. Well, let me put it this way, not only did I get to cheat on my wife, but the next day she even washed the stains out of the dress.” Mr. Biden winked at Secretary of State Clinton. “But in all seriousness folks, there’s nothing like a gal who has the wherewithal to keep herself fresh and new for her husband.” The Vice President smiled at a pretty young woman, “Now, I’m not overlooking you single gals. I haven’t forgotten when I was a randy young lad, prowling the alleyways after the bars had closed in search of that special lady. But as the years have passed I’ve come to understand the importance of being faithful to a woman. Basketball great Wilt Chamberlain once said, I’d rather make love to one woman twenty thousand times than bang twenty thousand of ‘em once.” Biden leaned into the microphone and grinned, “Of course, that’s easy to say after you’ve already tapped the twenty thousand.” He winked at Marion Barry, “My brother Marion knows what I’m sayin’.” As dinner guests fidgeted uneasily in their chairs, Vice President Biden continued. Obama reprimands Biden Joe Biden Calls Michelle Obamas New Hairstyle Ghetto Chic “But in the end, it’s not about the haircuts, the dirty talk or the stilettos. It’s about who a woman is deep down inside. It’s about her values and her personal hygiene. In the end, it’s about a bond of love that’s so strong it enables a man to persevere through those grueling times of despair when he’s jonesing for some stray.” At that point President Obama began tapping his wine glass with a spoon and the dinner guests politely applauded. Several minutes later dinner guests say Obama pulled Vice President Biden aside and spoke with him privately for several minutes.
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#1. To: All (#0)
One pissed off bitch.
The WHITE HOUSE had a STATE dinner to honor a crack dealer,whoremonger,convicted thief,and former federal prisoner who was removed from public office for crimes while in office???????? The only way they can top that is to have a formal dinner to honor a black mass murderer like Idi Amin. Which at this point wouldn't surprise me at all. I guess that is the black culture and voter base that Obummer represents. What next,a drive-by shooting for Easter? Ghetto trash monkeys living in the White House. Aren't there laws against zoo and farm animals living in residential neighborhoods?
Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)
This has got to be satire, petey. It gots to be!
What public service was that,picking up roadside trash while he was a prisoner? It ain't like he did that by choice. “I think in the hood they call that ghetto chic. Am I right?” The Vice President winked at the first lady. That's funny,I don't care who you are. She thinks she is a queen,and here this dummy is calling her ghetto trash. This is like calling Bubbette! Clinton "Hillbilly Chic". You REALLY have to wonder what kind of backdoor deal it took to get even somebody as stupid as Obama to accept that idiot for a running mate,not to mention WHO it was that thought Biden was a good idea and insisted on the deal. WHAT possible question could be posed where "Joe Biden" was the best answer? It’s about who a woman is deep down inside. It’s about her values and her personal hygiene. No,he didn't REALLY say that,did he? Folks,here is the leadership and braintrust of the Dim Party on display. Are there still any questions about why our country is circling the toilet bowl?
Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)
Easy one, pete......."if you had a choice as to who could make you look or sound good, who would it be?" You have to admit--even next to this idiot, boris ain't so bad>...or even JM!
I'm amazed that Joe wants to run again for the top spot. This is something he should give up on if his feet are so firmly ensconced into that yap of his.
When my daughter was 5yrs old, she got hold of some scissors and did this to her doll...her doll looked better...
(“You can't always control who walks into your life but, you can control which window you throw them out of.”)
title: 'Elizabeth Warren EMBARRASSES Bank Regulators At First Hearing' I never worry about a politician's family or make them a foil to lance to express my discontent over their loved ones. If Michelle runs for an office of her own, I see that as when and where lampooning or criticism becomes appropriate. Here is the woman I'll vote for should she ever run for the presidency. I find discussions of Senator Warren to be far more interesting than President Obama's better half. She is going to terrorize bankster gangsters for years in the Senate, and that is a show I most certainly would like to see move to the bully pulpit of the presidency.
OK,you do have a point. BTW,I lost your email address.
Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)
He has no idea what he wants. He might want it right this instant,and the next instant get distracted by something shiny and forget all about it.
Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)
Other than having a mouthfull of fangs that would scare a piranha,she's pretty attractive when she has professional makeup applied.
Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)
It's satire.
Fake news, parody, satire, spoof - yes it is. Tell that to sneakypete. And tell Stoned to properly categorize the article when he posts it. He should know better.
It's hard to tell anymore,given the cast of characters we now have in public office.
Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)
Very true...
#2. To: A K A Stone (#0)
At last night’s White House state dinner honoring former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry,...
#3. To: sneakypete (#2)
#4. To: A K A Stone, *Humor* (#0)
(Edited)
After thanking Mayor Barry for his public service and congratulating him on his many accomplishments, the Vice President strayed off-script and embarked on a bewildering oration that left some of the dinner guests uneasy and all of the guests confused.
#5. To: sneakypete (#4)
WHAT possible question could be posed where "Joe Biden" was the best answer?
#6. To: sneakypete (#4)
#7. To: A K A Stone (#0)
#8. To: Murron (#7)
#9. To: rowdee (#5)
You have to admit--even next to this idiot, boris ain't so bad
#10. To: Ferret Mike (#6)
I'm amazed that Joe wants to run again for the top spot.
#11. To: Murron (#7)
When my daughter was 5yrs old, she got hold of some scissors and did this to her doll...her doll looked better...
#12. To: A K A Stone (#0)
"we must as a species go into a period of shrinkage that we have not experienced since the Dark Ages and the Black Plague" -- lucysmom
#13. To: jwpegler, sneakypete, A K A Stone (#12)
It's satire.
#14. To: jwpegler (#12)
It's satire.
#15. To: sneakypete (#14)
It's hard to tell anymore,given the cast of characters we now have in public office.
"we must as a species go into a period of shrinkage that we have not experienced since the Dark Ages and the Black Plague" -- lucysmom
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