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Title: Black Bra size 38.
Source: Fellowship of the Minds
URL Source: http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2012/12/30/black-bra-size-38/
Published: Dec 30, 2012
Author: Dave
Post Date: 2012-12-31 10:56:39 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 4471
Comments: 7

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Chinese guy buys 25 bras

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store’s remaining stock of

50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “…please tell me – What do you do with all these black bras?”

The Chinese guy answers: “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”

…and this is why the Chinese own us!

Business is Business!

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#1. To: Deckard (#0)

Pretty funny!

Fred Mertz  posted on  2012-12-31   11:11:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Deckard (#0)

A Smart Flight Attendant

A 50-something year old Muslim man arrived at his seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to an elderly white woman reading her Bible.

Disgusted, the Muslim man immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat.

The man said “I cannot sit here next to this infidel.” The flight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.”

After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated “There are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.”

About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated, “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class.”

Before the irate Muslim man could say anything, the attendant gestured to the elderly woman and said, “Therefore ma’am, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn’t want you to sit next to an unpleasant person.”

Passengers in the seats nearby began to applaud while some gave a standing ovation.

(“You can't always control who walks into your life but, you can control which window you throw them out of.”)

Murron  posted on  2012-12-31   16:47:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Deckard, *Humor* (#0)

ping

Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)

sneakypete  posted on  2012-12-31   18:58:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Fred Mertz, Deckard (#1)

Pretty funny? That is great.

I have one:

This business man walks by a Jewish woman every day and sees that she is selling walnuts, for a nickle a piece. He feels sorry for her so he throws a nickle in the pot but he doesn't take any.

This goes on for about a week, then one day as he is walking away he hears the lady running after him yelling "THEY'RE 75 CENTS NOW".

whyofcourse  posted on  2012-12-31   21:12:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: whyofcourse (#4)

Not funny.

And its a nickel.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2012-12-31   23:47:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Fred Mertz (#5)

yes funny

prickel

If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !

BorisY  posted on  2013-01-01   15:53:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: whyofcourse (#4)

A wife tells her husband one day, "Why don't you go out and get some of those pills that will give you an erection."

Husband says, "Okay." And heads out of the house.

When he returns he hands her a box of diet pills.

Now the poor guy is looking for a place to live.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2013-01-01   16:34:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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