Come 2043: I Want My Cracker Credits!  Audrey Russo 
 The Great Society 
 is a place where men are more concerned with the quality of their goals than the quantity of their goods. ~Lyndon B. Johnson, Speech, in Ann Arbor, Michigan, May 22, 1964 
 Yesterday the Census Bureau projected that by 2043 
 White people, or Crackers, will no longer be in the majority. 
 
 
 Now upon that news, I sat back and thought: Finally 
 Crackers will get what weve been robbed of for years. 
 Allow me to elucidate
 
 Those of us with less melanin in our skin (by birth, not by choice), have had to pay for the crimes of 
 in most cases of those of no relation 
 for decades. Weve had money forcibly taken from us (taxes for subventions) to help assuage the guilt of perhaps decedents of the criminals. 
 Personally 
 that blows! 
 That equalizer, known as entitlements, has no end date 
 and just keeps growing for those in the minority. So this news is a WOO HOO for whitey!! Now those of us who have suffered unjustly under the discriminatory rules since our birth 
 should get Cracker Credits!! 
 And since the Census Bureau is part of the government 
 and therefore they just couldnt be wrong 
 AND since I may not be alive in 2043
 
 I want my Cracker Credits NOW! 
 Where do I apply?