Come 2043: I Want My Cracker Credits! Audrey Russo
The Great Society
is a place where men are more concerned with the quality of their goals than the quantity of their goods. ~Lyndon B. Johnson, Speech, in Ann Arbor, Michigan, May 22, 1964
Yesterday the Census Bureau projected that by 2043
White people, or Crackers, will no longer be in the majority.
Now upon that news, I sat back and thought: Finally
Crackers will get what weve been robbed of for years.
Allow me to elucidate
Those of us with less melanin in our skin (by birth, not by choice), have had to pay for the crimes of
in most cases of those of no relation
for decades. Weve had money forcibly taken from us (taxes for subventions) to help assuage the guilt of perhaps decedents of the criminals.
Personally
that blows!
That equalizer, known as entitlements, has no end date
and just keeps growing for those in the minority. So this news is a WOO HOO for whitey!! Now those of us who have suffered unjustly under the discriminatory rules since our birth
should get Cracker Credits!!
And since the Census Bureau is part of the government
and therefore they just couldnt be wrong
AND since I may not be alive in 2043
I want my Cracker Credits NOW!
Where do I apply?