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Title: FERRET MIKE POSTING QUEER PROPAGANDA AGAIN: The 'Queen James' Gay Bible Now Sold on Amazon
Source:
gay.net/news
URL Source: http://www.gay.net/news/2012/12/13/ ... ames-gay-bible-now-sold-amazon
Published: Dec 15, 2012
Author: By: Jase Peeples
Post Date: 2012-12-15 23:59:16 by Ferret Mike
Keywords: None
Views: 41054
Comments: 71
According to many scholars, the passages found in Genesis and Leviticus that condemn homosexuality were not always a part of the King James Bible. Instead, they were added at a later time.
Thankfully, a new interpretation of the sacred text dubbed The “Queen James Bible” is now available on Amazon – sans those anti-gay additions – in an attempt to usher in an era of tolerant Christianity.
Yay, we say unto thee, this fabulous Bible is described thus:
The King James Bible is the most popular Bible of all time, and arguably the most important English language document of all time. The brainchild and namesake of King James I, who wanted an English language Bible that all could own and read, it has been in print for over 400 years and has brought more people to Christ than any other Bible translation. Commonly known to biographers but often surprising to most Christians, King James I was a well-known bisexual. Though he did marry a woman, his many gay relationships were so well-known that amongst some of his friends and court, he was known as “Queen James.” It is in his great debt and honor that we name The Queen James Bible so.
After hearing this fabulous news were only left with two questions:
1.) Does this mean we can now officially open prayer with “Hey ghurl” instead of “Are you there God?”
2.) How many of you will be sending a copy to relatives for Christmas?
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#1. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
Obviously those fools don't believe there is a God, else they wouldn't try so hard to piss Him off.
Obviously if there is a God,He doesn't give a damn,or he would have never allowed it to happen. Don't you people have enough to worry about without worrying about someone else's sex life?
Don't you people have enough to worry about without worrying about someone else's sex life? Yep. The Bible says that nothing happens except by God's design. Leave it to the fundies to determine that God is doing bad stuff to us poor old mortals again. And this current crop of fundies seem more like gossipy old women, who get their jollies off by putting their noses under everyone elses's sheets.
I think God gave us free will and the ability make mistakes.
For which, according to the Bible, you will get punished.
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#4. To: Abcdefg (#1)
Obviously those fools don't believe there is a God, else they wouldn't try so hard to piss Him off
#5. To: sneakypete (#4)
Obviously if there is a God,He doesn't give a damn,or he would have never allowed it to happen.
#7. To: mininggold, sneakypete (#5)
#8. To: Abcdefg (#7)
I think God gave us free will and the ability make mistakes.
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