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Title: FERRET MIKE POSTING QUEER PROPAGANDA AGAIN: The 'Queen James' Gay Bible Now Sold on Amazon
Source:
gay.net/news
URL Source: http://www.gay.net/news/2012/12/13/ ... ames-gay-bible-now-sold-amazon
Published: Dec 15, 2012
Author: By: Jase Peeples
Post Date: 2012-12-15 23:59:16 by Ferret Mike
Keywords: None
Views: 44082
Comments: 71
According to many scholars, the passages found in Genesis and Leviticus that condemn homosexuality were not always a part of the King James Bible. Instead, they were added at a later time.
Thankfully, a new interpretation of the sacred text dubbed The “Queen James Bible” is now available on Amazon – sans those anti-gay additions – in an attempt to usher in an era of tolerant Christianity.
Yay, we say unto thee, this fabulous Bible is described thus:
The King James Bible is the most popular Bible of all time, and arguably the most important English language document of all time. The brainchild and namesake of King James I, who wanted an English language Bible that all could own and read, it has been in print for over 400 years and has brought more people to Christ than any other Bible translation. Commonly known to biographers but often surprising to most Christians, King James I was a well-known bisexual. Though he did marry a woman, his many gay relationships were so well-known that amongst some of his friends and court, he was known as “Queen James.” It is in his great debt and honor that we name The Queen James Bible so.
After hearing this fabulous news were only left with two questions:
1.) Does this mean we can now officially open prayer with “Hey ghurl” instead of “Are you there God?”
2.) How many of you will be sending a copy to relatives for Christmas?
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#2. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
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Well Adam & Eve were straight, unless there was a whole lot of immaculate conception going on. They should have put a pic of Willie-Mitt on the cover to boost sales.
Too bad their children practiced incest.
Adam was the first man God made, not the ONLY man God made. Nor was Eve the only woman God made. The bible is about a lot of things, but not everything.
So what were the names of the others? Somehow one would think that the founding generation of all human kind should be important enough to be mentioned by name.
That's a silly question. The bible doesn't name every person who existed throughout history.
I didn't ask for that, I asked for names of the founding generation. Leaving it at just two implies incest in their children. Certainly God would not be in favor of that and could easily avoid it by sending down a few more names to the human scribes who were busy writing down the info received from God.
Of course their was. It wasn't til later that that was forbidden. Probably to let people have a more diverse gene pool. The first generations had more diverse genes. Over time that wasn't the case. Even you monkey fuckers don't believe that humans have evolved from different species.
It seems like Faggy Mike has turned into a hit and run poster. He posts this crap and then runs away and hides. Afraid to look at the replies, I guess. Come out from under the bed Mikey!
Afraid to look at the replies, I guess. Come out from under the bed Mikey! Fuck off shithead. I have a seasonal job I am working 12 hour days five days a week for Harry And David working as a coach for telephone sales reps. I've done it every year for decades, which is why I coach now. I don't have time to cater to this failed forum and haveother things actually worthwhile to do, unlike posting here.
Hondo thinks everyone can spend 24/7 on this site posting spam like he does. He's probably got Badeye's record already beat.
Not a chance. Some records will stand forever.
I used to like Hondo but he seems rather demented lately. I think he used to work for the oil companies. Hopefull not out in the fields. Those guys die of all kinds of nasty cancers.
Hondope went through the wringer with some sort of colon cancer and is lucky to be wiff us. I'm not so sure if we're lucky to be wiff him;^)
He might need a scan of the brain. Those cancers are also high on the list for our good little folks working in the oil fields.
I've never worked for any oil company, or in any oil fields. Another progressive fantasy blown all to hell. However I was spraying palaypa's with Mexican diesel fuel, which I've speculated might have caused my Colin cancer. It was a homemade rig with a 5gal propane tank, a small portable air compressor, and a weed sprayer wand. I had to pay the regular price at the Pemex station, no elitist 1%er discount. :(
What's a palaypa?
#67. To: mininggold (#64)
A building with a Bamboo and Fan Palm roof. I think Gilligan and the Skipper had one. Bugs love em, but hate diesel fuel.
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestKing James I was a well-known bisexual
#9. To: hondo68 (#2)
Well Adam & Eve were straight, unless there was a whole lot of immaculate conception going on
#10. To: mininggold (#9)
#11. To: Abcdefg (#10)
Adam was the first man God made, not the ONLY man God made. Nor was Eve the only woman God made. The bible is about a lot of things, but not everything.
#12. To: mininggold (#11)
(Edited)
So what were the names of the others?
#14. To: Abcdefg (#12)
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#19. To: mininggold (#14)
Leaving it at just two implies incest in their children.
#23. To: A K A Stone, Ferret Mike, *Liberal Rehab Staff* (#19)
#27. To: hondo68 (#23)
(Edited)
It seems like Faggy Mike has turned into a hit and run poster. He posts this crap and then runs away and hides.
#29. To: Ferret Mike, Hondo68 (#27)
Fuck off shithead. I have a seasonal job I am working 12 hour days five days a week for Harry And David working as a coach for telephone sales reps.
#44. To: mininggold (#29)
Hondo thinks everyone can spend 24/7 on this site posting spam like he does. He's probably got Badeye's record already beat.
#47. To: sneakypete, Hondo68 (#44)
Not a chance. Some records will stand forever.
#52. To: mininggold (#47)
Those guys die of all kinds of nasty cancers.
#54. To: Fred Mertz, Hondo68 (#52)
(Edited)
Hondope went through the wringer with some sort of colon cancer and is lucky to be wiff us. I'm not so sure if we're lucky to be wiff him;^)
#57. To: mininggold (#54)
working in the oil fields
#64. To: hondo68 (#57)
However I was spraying palaypa's with Mexican diesel fuel,
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