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Title: FERRET MIKE POSTING QUEER PROPAGANDA AGAIN: The 'Queen James' Gay Bible Now Sold on Amazon
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URL Source: http://www.gay.net/news/2012/12/13/ ... ames-gay-bible-now-sold-amazon
Published: Dec 15, 2012
Author: By: Jase Peeples
Post Date: 2012-12-15 23:59:16 by Ferret Mike
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Views: 38684
Comments: 71
According to many scholars, the passages found in Genesis and Leviticus that condemn homosexuality were not always a part of the King James Bible. Instead, they were added at a later time.
Thankfully, a new interpretation of the sacred text dubbed The “Queen James Bible” is now available on Amazon – sans those anti-gay additions – in an attempt to usher in an era of tolerant Christianity.
Yay, we say unto thee, this fabulous Bible is described thus:
The King James Bible is the most popular Bible of all time, and arguably the most important English language document of all time. The brainchild and namesake of King James I, who wanted an English language Bible that all could own and read, it has been in print for over 400 years and has brought more people to Christ than any other Bible translation. Commonly known to biographers but often surprising to most Christians, King James I was a well-known bisexual. Though he did marry a woman, his many gay relationships were so well-known that amongst some of his friends and court, he was known as “Queen James.” It is in his great debt and honor that we name The Queen James Bible so.
After hearing this fabulous news were only left with two questions:
1.) Does this mean we can now officially open prayer with “Hey ghurl” instead of “Are you there God?”
2.) How many of you will be sending a copy to relatives for Christmas?
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#2. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
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Well Adam & Eve were straight, unless there was a whole lot of immaculate conception going on. They should have put a pic of Willie-Mitt on the cover to boost sales.
Too bad their children practiced incest.
Adam was the first man God made, not the ONLY man God made. Nor was Eve the only woman God made. The bible is about a lot of things, but not everything.
So what were the names of the others? Somehow one would think that the founding generation of all human kind should be important enough to be mentioned by name.
That's a silly question. The bible doesn't name every person who existed throughout history.
I didn't ask for that, I asked for names of the founding generation. Leaving it at just two implies incest in their children. Certainly God would not be in favor of that and could easily avoid it by sending down a few more names to the human scribes who were busy writing down the info received from God.
Of course their was. It wasn't til later that that was forbidden. Probably to let people have a more diverse gene pool. The first generations had more diverse genes. Over time that wasn't the case. Even you monkey fuckers don't believe that humans have evolved from different species.
16: And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden. 17: And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch. We can see here that there were other people in other lands, not mentioned previously in the bible.
17: And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch. We can see here that there were other people in other lands, not mentioned previously in the bible. NOT true,ABC. We all know from da Holie Bible that dey wuz only 4 people on the brand new planet back then,and we all know da Holie Bible doesn't lie to us because it is the exact word of Gawd,just as they fell out of his mouth. What happened was that Cain went to a new land (wasn't it ALL new back then?) and as he was wandering around lost and lonesome,a monkey jumped out of a tree and said "Hi,Sailor! New in town?" And since the only other female that had ever made him this offer was his mother,we all know what happened next. Thus it is possible we are a product of both divine intervention from both God and from Cain's POV,a monkey jumping out of a tree. A combination of Creationism AND evolution.
You crack me up, petey. I thought the line was, "Hi, Sailor! Going my way?"
Maybe that was a left coast thing?
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#9. To: hondo68 (#2)
Well Adam & Eve were straight, unless there was a whole lot of immaculate conception going on
#10. To: mininggold (#9)
#11. To: Abcdefg (#10)
Adam was the first man God made, not the ONLY man God made. Nor was Eve the only woman God made. The bible is about a lot of things, but not everything.
#12. To: mininggold (#11)
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So what were the names of the others?
#14. To: Abcdefg (#12)
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#19. To: mininggold (#14)
Leaving it at just two implies incest in their children.
#20. To: A K A Stone (#19)
#39. To: Abcdefg, A K A Stone (#20)
16: And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.
#45. To: sneakypete (#39)
What happened was that Cain went to a new land (wasn't it ALL new back then?) and as he was wandering around lost and lonesome,a monkey jumped out of a tree and said "Hi,Sailor! New in town?"
#50. To: Fred Mertz (#45)
I thought the line was, "Hi, Sailor! Going my way?"
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