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Title: FERRET MIKE POSTING QUEER PROPAGANDA AGAIN: The 'Queen James' Gay Bible Now Sold on Amazon
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URL Source: http://www.gay.net/news/2012/12/13/ ... ames-gay-bible-now-sold-amazon
Published: Dec 15, 2012
Author: By: Jase Peeples
Post Date: 2012-12-15 23:59:16 by Ferret Mike
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Views: 38651
Comments: 71
According to many scholars, the passages found in Genesis and Leviticus that condemn homosexuality were not always a part of the King James Bible. Instead, they were added at a later time.
Thankfully, a new interpretation of the sacred text dubbed The “Queen James Bible” is now available on Amazon – sans those anti-gay additions – in an attempt to usher in an era of tolerant Christianity.
Yay, we say unto thee, this fabulous Bible is described thus:
The King James Bible is the most popular Bible of all time, and arguably the most important English language document of all time. The brainchild and namesake of King James I, who wanted an English language Bible that all could own and read, it has been in print for over 400 years and has brought more people to Christ than any other Bible translation. Commonly known to biographers but often surprising to most Christians, King James I was a well-known bisexual. Though he did marry a woman, his many gay relationships were so well-known that amongst some of his friends and court, he was known as “Queen James.” It is in his great debt and honor that we name The Queen James Bible so.
After hearing this fabulous news were only left with two questions:
1.) Does this mean we can now officially open prayer with “Hey ghurl” instead of “Are you there God?”
2.) How many of you will be sending a copy to relatives for Christmas?
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#2. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
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Well Adam & Eve were straight, unless there was a whole lot of immaculate conception going on. They should have put a pic of Willie-Mitt on the cover to boost sales.
Too bad their children practiced incest.
Adam was the first man God made, not the ONLY man God made. Nor was Eve the only woman God made. The bible is about a lot of things, but not everything.
So what were the names of the others? Somehow one would think that the founding generation of all human kind should be important enough to be mentioned by name.
That's a silly question. The bible doesn't name every person who existed throughout history.
I didn't ask for that, I asked for names of the founding generation. Leaving it at just two implies incest in their children. Certainly God would not be in favor of that and could easily avoid it by sending down a few more names to the human scribes who were busy writing down the info received from God.
Of course their was. It wasn't til later that that was forbidden. Probably to let people have a more diverse gene pool. The first generations had more diverse genes. Over time that wasn't the case. Even you monkey fuckers don't believe that humans have evolved from different species.
16: And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden. 17: And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch. We can see here that there were other people in other lands, not mentioned previously in the bible.
Chapter 5 1 This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him; 2 Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created. 3 And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, and after his image; and called his name Seth: Note Click to learn about ADAM, the first man What was Adam, the first man, really like? 4 And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and HE BEGAT SONS AND DAUGHTERS:
1 This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him; 2 Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created. 3 And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, and after his image; and called his name Seth: Note Click to learn about ADAM, the first man What was Adam, the first man, really like? 4 And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and HE BEGAT SONS AND DAUGHTERS: Also! Adam lived to be 930, the bible does not say how long Eve lived, but it had to of been a few hundred yrs also in order to populate this earth with their children. Anyone who can live so long can produce many tribes of children, children who go their separate ways when grown. These children outlived todays people by hundreds years, barring accidents, murders and desease, and bore many children during their lifespans. What many can't seem to take is that this would mean the children committed 'incest', but this was in the beginning to populate the earth, what may be loathsome and a crime to us today, was not in Adams time. Since the Bible describes all human beings as sinners, except Jesus, and we are all related (“And He has made all nations of men of one blood to dwell on all the face of the earth” Acts 17:26), the gospel makes sense only on the basis that all humans alive and all who have ever lived are descendants of the first man Adam. If this were not so, then the gospel could not be explained or defended. There were other people in other lands, but they were all decendents of Adam and Eve who had left home and created their own tribes. Adam and Eve had many other children before, and after them. JMHO!
#43. To: Murron (#25)
Not if you are a Muslim or a Arab. Even the Royal Families "keep it in the family" as a part of their tradition. Cousins sign contracts to marry off their children to other cousins long before the children even reach puberty.
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#9. To: hondo68 (#2)
Well Adam & Eve were straight, unless there was a whole lot of immaculate conception going on
#10. To: mininggold (#9)
#11. To: Abcdefg (#10)
Adam was the first man God made, not the ONLY man God made. Nor was Eve the only woman God made. The bible is about a lot of things, but not everything.
#12. To: mininggold (#11)
(Edited)
So what were the names of the others?
#14. To: Abcdefg (#12)
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#19. To: mininggold (#14)
Leaving it at just two implies incest in their children.
#20. To: A K A Stone (#19)
#21. To: Abcdefg (#20)
We can see here that there were other people in other lands, not mentioned previously in the bible.
#25. To: A K A Stone, Abcdefg (#21)
Chapter 5
Replies to Comment # 25. this would mean the children committed 'incest', but this was in the beginning to populate the earth, what may be loathsome and a crime to us today,
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