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Title: FERRET MIKE POSTING QUEER PROPAGANDA AGAIN: The 'Queen James' Gay Bible Now Sold on Amazon
Source:
gay.net/news
URL Source: http://www.gay.net/news/2012/12/13/ ... ames-gay-bible-now-sold-amazon
Published: Dec 15, 2012
Author: By: Jase Peeples
Post Date: 2012-12-15 23:59:16 by Ferret Mike
Keywords: None
Views: 41074
Comments: 71
According to many scholars, the passages found in Genesis and Leviticus that condemn homosexuality were not always a part of the King James Bible. Instead, they were added at a later time.
Thankfully, a new interpretation of the sacred text dubbed The “Queen James Bible” is now available on Amazon – sans those anti-gay additions – in an attempt to usher in an era of tolerant Christianity.
Yay, we say unto thee, this fabulous Bible is described thus:
The King James Bible is the most popular Bible of all time, and arguably the most important English language document of all time. The brainchild and namesake of King James I, who wanted an English language Bible that all could own and read, it has been in print for over 400 years and has brought more people to Christ than any other Bible translation. Commonly known to biographers but often surprising to most Christians, King James I was a well-known bisexual. Though he did marry a woman, his many gay relationships were so well-known that amongst some of his friends and court, he was known as “Queen James.” It is in his great debt and honor that we name The Queen James Bible so.
After hearing this fabulous news were only left with two questions:
1.) Does this mean we can now officially open prayer with “Hey ghurl” instead of “Are you there God?”
2.) How many of you will be sending a copy to relatives for Christmas?
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#2. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
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Well Adam & Eve were straight, unless there was a whole lot of immaculate conception going on. They should have put a pic of Willie-Mitt on the cover to boost sales.
Too bad their children practiced incest.
Adam was the first man God made, not the ONLY man God made. Nor was Eve the only woman God made. The bible is about a lot of things, but not everything.
So what were the names of the others? Somehow one would think that the founding generation of all human kind should be important enough to be mentioned by name.
#12. To: mininggold (#11)
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That's a silly question. The bible doesn't name every person who existed throughout history.
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#9. To: hondo68 (#2)
Well Adam & Eve were straight, unless there was a whole lot of immaculate conception going on
#10. To: mininggold (#9)
#11. To: Abcdefg (#10)
Adam was the first man God made, not the ONLY man God made. Nor was Eve the only woman God made. The bible is about a lot of things, but not everything.
Replies to Comment # 11. So what were the names of the others?
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