Conservative sharp-shooter Ann Coulter dropped the following bombshell during a speech at a national conservative gathering:
"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot,' so I - so kind of an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards."
Here: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,256239,00.html
Naturally, liberals everywhere immediately went ballistic. Howard Dean, Democratic National Chair, issued a press release expressing his outrage and calling Coulter’s remarks "hate-filled and bigoted."
Good old Howard Dean has not been this animated since being pummeled in the 2004 Iowa caucus.
In fact, Dean's agitated press release brings back vivid memories of the "Dean Scream," the first and only mental breakdown broadcast live via national television to millions of startled Americans.
But in this latest kerfuffel involving the witty and beautiful Ann Coulter, I find myself in complete agreement with Howard Dean. I strongly recommend that Ann issue an apology.
Such an apology should be heart-felt, direct, and compassionate. Something like this:
"I am sorry that John Edwards is a faggot. I am even more sorry that Howard Dean is such a disgusting boob!
-Ann Coulter "
Go Ann, go!
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