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Title: Mudboy Slim's Greatest Hits (Volume III)
Source:
Pure Mud
URL Source: http://freedomunderground.org/view.php?v=3&t=3&l=14&aid=23270#14
Published: Feb 18, 2007
Author: Mudboy Slim!
Post Date: 2007-02-18 18:28:04 by Jhoffa_
Keywords: None
Views: 3391
Comments: 8
Sung to: Judas Priest "Breaking the Law"
There I was in my dad’s basement, out of work and down.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
So much for that canine virtue: I’m excited when he barks!
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
You don't know what it's like!
(Rockin' Mud Acoustic Guitar Solo)
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Yes, timeless classics like
"I hurt down there.."
"Hell no, I ain't fightin' this war!"
"Oh yeah? Well you're a rattty-rat-rat who belongs on DU with Hillary!"
"Moronic commentary"
"Yes I'm a laughingstock, but.. Well, nevermind."
and
"Removing all doubt"
All this can be yours! BUT WAIT, there's more!
If you call now, you'll also receive an autographed copy of Mud's film debut as "The Vaginator"
Quantities are limited so call now! Don't miss out, call now!
*This product may not be legal in Idaho, and may contain rampant stupidity. "Mudboy Slim's Greatest Hits"® has been determined by the State of California to cause cancer, hyper-inflated sense of self worth, gayness and bleeding from the ears.
All inside it's so frustrating, I need some dick to pound.
Knowing that nobody cares if I live or die,
So I turn to man’s best friend to put some action in my life.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
And look now his cherry’s broken, I’m up against his heart!
You don't know what it's like, to lust the way I do.
If you did you'd find yourselves molesting Rover too!
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Poster Comment:
Act now and you can own all of Mudboy's Greatest song rip-offs in a boxed, collectors edition set not available in stores
(A $3.99 value! Absolutely FREE
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#1. To: Jhoffa_ (#0)
I'm impressed that ANYONE would take out so much time and effort to razz li'l ol' me...MUD
Will the Exclusive CD offer include "Packed in Back" or are you saving that one for your next world tour of gay bars and bath houses?
Hey Jimmy...where ya been? Rumor has it Hoffa's body has been interred in the Joisey Meadowlands. Hope it was only a doppelganger...MUD
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