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Title: Mudboy Slim's Greatest Hits (Volume III)
Source:
Pure Mud
URL Source: http://freedomunderground.org/view.php?v=3&t=3&l=14&aid=23270#14
Published: Feb 18, 2007
Author: Mudboy Slim!
Post Date: 2007-02-18 18:28:04 by Jhoffa_
Keywords: None
Views: 4041
Comments: 8
Sung to: Judas Priest "Breaking the Law"
There I was in my dad’s basement, out of work and down.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
So much for that canine virtue: I’m excited when he barks!
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
You don't know what it's like!
(Rockin' Mud Acoustic Guitar Solo)
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Yes, timeless classics like
"I hurt down there.."
"Hell no, I ain't fightin' this war!"
"Oh yeah? Well you're a rattty-rat-rat who belongs on DU with Hillary!"
"Moronic commentary"
"Yes I'm a laughingstock, but.. Well, nevermind."
and
"Removing all doubt"
All this can be yours! BUT WAIT, there's more!
If you call now, you'll also receive an autographed copy of Mud's film debut as "The Vaginator"
Quantities are limited so call now! Don't miss out, call now!
*This product may not be legal in Idaho, and may contain rampant stupidity. "Mudboy Slim's Greatest Hits"® has been determined by the State of California to cause cancer, hyper-inflated sense of self worth, gayness and bleeding from the ears.
All inside it's so frustrating, I need some dick to pound.
Knowing that nobody cares if I live or die,
So I turn to man’s best friend to put some action in my life.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
And look now his cherry’s broken, I’m up against his heart!
You don't know what it's like, to lust the way I do.
If you did you'd find yourselves molesting Rover too!
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Blowing the dog, blowing the dog.
Poster Comment:
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(A $3.99 value! Absolutely FREE
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#1. To: Jhoffa_ (#0)
I'm impressed that ANYONE would take out so much time and effort to razz li'l ol' me...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Will the Exclusive CD offer include "Packed in Back" or are you saving that one for your next world tour of gay bars and bath houses?
That does seem like a lot of effort.
Yes it is true...I am a thought criminal.
"Mudboy Slim on MySpace?" "EXTEMPORANEOUS TALES FROM HOKUMVILLE" There came a time in the life of Rev C Arthur Muddbone, aka Mudboy Slim, when the most difficult thing to do was look at himself in the bathroom mirror. After years of rambling, raconteuring, and honing - to a respectable degree - his talents as a blues/rock singer/guitarist, Mudboy packed in the whole business: too many nights on the bandstand "titillating the emotional palate of the college aged and young adult audiences" had taken its toll. Flash forward through many years at a day gig as a salesman - as in traveling - and a compulsive diet of coffee, bacon, eggs, toast, burgers, Jack Kerouac, Ken Kesey, Dave Van Ronk, John Fahey, Gus Cannon, Mississippi Sheiks, Mississippi John Hurt, Skip James, Son House, Blind Willie Johnson, Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Rice Miller, Jimmie Rodgers, Hank Williams, Milton Brown and His Musical Brownies, Leon Redbone, John Sebastian, Lovin' Spoonful, Geoff & Maria Muldaur, Ry Cooder, Captain Beefheart, Little Feat, Doc Watson, Carter Family, Kurt Vonnegut, and Charles Bukowski. Days with a lap-top melded into nights with a record player, digging the likes of Martin, Bogan & Armstrong, Sleepy John Estes, Yank Rachell, Jim Jackson, Papa Charlie Jackson, Tampa Red, Georgia Tom Dorsey, Rev Robert Wilkins, Beale Street Sheiks, Washboard Sam, Bo Carter, Rev Gary Davis, Ishman Bracey, Charley Patton, Gabby Pahinui, Bob Marley, Taj Mahal, Blind Blake, Blind Boy Fuller, Hokum Boys, Emmett Miller, Cats & the Fiddle, Furry Lewis, Jim Dickinson, Tom Waits, John Hammond, and Rory Block. It was a solitary existence. Then, one day, shortly before the turn of the century, a new face entered his world: The Tuz from Santa Cruz. An evening performance with the Tuz and Lou Spoltore in Nashville, TN, was perhaps the catalyst for Mudboy's maturation. In no time, his desire to perform returned. This time, however, not as a guitar wielding poseur - of which the world has so many exquisite examples - but, rather, as something new, something unique, something... One night, in a dream, a vision came to Mudboy that suggested the idea of a jug band as a viable medium for expression; not as in Lovin Spoonful and Jim Kweskin (entertainment icons, though they were), but rather as in Mississippi Sheiks, Memphis Jug Band, Cannon's Jug Stompers, and Memphis Mudcats. Mudboy seized this notion - a band as an evolving entity - a core of musicians periodically joined by other bands and musicians - constantly changing, seeking to have fun. Next, into Muds possession came a photograph from just after the turn of the last century. A band of bizarre characters holding musical instruments. What caught Muds eye in this picture, however, were the rhythm instruments: a jug and a washboard. From this image, Mudboy fashioned an idea: he would arrange music for a group like the one in the photograph, totally eschewing the tired formula of guitar-bass-n-drums. Embracing instead the sound of metal body slide guitar, mandolin, banjo, violin, ukulele, bass, harmonica, bass harmonica, kazoo, and...jug and washboard! With this new- formed vision and a list of musician friends, the Rev began the task of creating a band..an 'orkestra' for the new century. We call the band, "The Syntaurs"...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Now you've got a penis and a vagina in a single post, Mr. Stone...ain't you proud?
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, http://freedomunderground.org/view.php?v=3&t=3&l=26&aid=23270#24
"I'm impressed that ANYONE would take out so much time and effort to razz li'l ol' me"...MUD Impressed...and somewhat humbled as well...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hey Jimmy...where ya been? Rumor has it Hoffa's body has been interred in the Joisey Meadowlands. Hope it was only a doppelganger...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2. To: Mudboy Slim (#1)
#3. To: Mudboy Slim (#1)
I'm impressed that ANYONE would take out so much time and effort to razz li'l ol' me...MUD
#4. To: A K A Stone (#3)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#5. To: A K A Stone (#0)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#6. To: makeuptips.com (#5)
#7. To: Jhoffa_ (#0)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#8. To: Jhoffa_ (#2)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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